Dis or Dat?
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- Ramanisky20
- Is dirk diggler maga?_niko
- Fuck...both are helmets. But at least the TV host didn't knock out someone's eye during a racist assault leaving a teenager permanently blind.utopian
- Huh.
https://www.independ…Nairn
- YakuZoku1
Dis
Dat
- Akagiyama0
You get 5 million dollars, but lose a foot (medically taken care of without losing any of the 5 million.)
DIS: YEP!
DAT: NOPE!
- Is this a new Game Show?PhanLo
- Datdrgs
- Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm happier with both my feetsarahfailin
- DatYakuZoku
- Dis and I get to star in amputee fetish porn!_niko
- Dis, then have it surgically re-attached with only minimal side effects. Easy.futurefood
- DATOBBTKN
- Datjagara
- Nairn1
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In the first year my partner and I started going out I went over to Spain with her and we drove around in a borrowed Peugeot with some automatic/hybrid setup (I can't recall) and it utterly defeated me. I'd be ok with it for a while, and then I'd 'do something' based on decades of muscle memory and it'd lurch or stall or whatever, and I was so getting so pissed off. The looks she gave me were... not much impressed.About a year later I had the opportunity to drive her on a long journey up north in England and thankully it was a 'stickshift' as you Americans call them and I was fine and dandy. That night she confided that she'd tempered her disappointment in me all those months, thinking I was a terrible driver when in fact it turns out I'm not that bad and she was impressed.
I've since realised that all her Italian friends are absoutely atrocious drivers and I do most of the driving when we're over there.. .
- An utterly fascinating tale, Nairn.
Pray, do tell more.Nairn - lol did you use the ol "do you know how to handle a stick?" line_niko
- Weirdly i was in The Outer Hebrides on a shoot last week and we hired an automatic 4x4. I'd never driven an automatic and drove like we had kangaroo petrol....Morning_star
- ...stopping abruptly, stalling. Much piss was taken until an automatic owner tipped me the wink....one foot is the key. Keep your left foto right out of the waMorning_star
- ...way.Morning_star
- foto - footMorning_star
- yeah, I think i I worked that out quite soon, but this thing had a 'tiptronic' gearbox, which utterly confounded me.Nairn
- happens from time to time when I switch from my manual to my wife's auto, I try to depress the clutch which turns out to be the break lol_niko
- An utterly fascinating tale, Nairn.
- Akagiyama0
- mAgIc IsN't rEaLNairn
- DAT, please!Continuity
- I already have Trapcode Particular plugin for aftereffects... so neither.shapesalad
- It's real if you BeLiEvE!Akagiyama
- Disjagara
- hydro744
- DIS: *pages continuity
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DAT: Gives the Worst blowjobs. All teeth.Nairn - DAT. skeleton face but smoking body = crazy in bed_niko
- dat from behindoey_oey
- dis if on top, missionary or oraloey_oey
- Drgs is down with DISutopian
- Fo shodrgs
- https://i.redd.it/1b…YakuZoku
- Nairn called it, DIS all day.Continuity
- DAT, I could fuck here eyeholescrazyprick
- her*crazyprick
- datpango
- Dis. Dat looks like a visit to the emergency room.Akagiyama
- datApeRobot
- emergency is the goalpango
- DIS DEN DATrobthelad
- I want to build a life with Dat, she seems fun. Dis is a roided out Femnazi Karen.garbage
- DAT is the real deal,
DIS is just a dude with a wig.sted - All of you choosing DAT must *really* love toothy blowjobs. Toothjobs?Continuity
- obviously you never witnessed DAT ass,
the excess holes made you jelly.sted - Given she's got a skull for a face, who's to say that all that fine-looking bod isn't just decaying, decrepit rot, borderline jelly from putrefaction?Nairn
- It's always sex with you guys. You can't tell me DIS isn't an absolute bore.garbage
- SHE-MANjagara
- DIS: *pages continuity
- scarabin1
Bi-weekly
DIS: once every two weeks
DAT: twice a week- DIS_niko
- But my brain always thinks DAT_niko
- Dat: Semiweeklyimbecile
- DISAkagiyama
- DISContinuity
- DISsarahfailin
- DISYakuZoku
- DIS if you understand English.jagara
- Akagiyama1
- THEOTHERKrassy
- datutopian
- DisOBBTKN
- datmilfhunter
- Disscarabin
- DIScrazyprick
- Dis because dat isn’t really a thing like dismonospaced
- Dis, idk wtf dat issection_014
- Never had dat so datYakuZoku
- Top one would be so soggy! Soggy chips! Ugh!sab
- Chizzashapesalad
- Neither.
Poutine, you fucking savages.Continuity
- Gardener2
- KellyRamanisky2
- Yup, Kelly.Continuity
- Kim looks like the real deal.robthelad
- scarabin5
- using a cart is a family affair. buying fresh produce regularly requires nothing more than the basket. that said, you can commit murder if you return the cart.imbecile
- "The shopping cart theory states that people who are "innately good" will return a shopping cart to its resting place, while those who aren't won't."imbecile
- so, just return the cart and you're free to be a complete piece of shit in all other aspects of life.imbecile
- https://www.youtube.…_niko
- FWIW, DIS.Continuity
- I always bring my shit back ever since i seen this channel: https://www.youtube.…YakuZoku
- If "gaining nothing" for yourself is something to factor into something as simple as this, you probably need to do some soul-searching.garbage
- Emphatic DIS with the bonus fun of riding a cart into the stacks.garbage
- I push the shopping cart into traffic while the employee who collects carts is on break and then punch the sanctimonious cartoonist in the nuts.cannonball1978
- We need china style social credit system for these peopleBeeswax
- I ALWAYS return the cart.Ramanisky2
- Folks who don't return the cart rank right up there with movie theater talkers and pedophiles.Akagiyama
- ^ don't forget those who leave their drink cups and popcorn mess all over the place. Fuck those pigs.Ramanisky2
- DISutopian
- on the flip, if there is a cart out in no mans land where you parked would you bring it to the corral as you head to the storefront?Squiddy
- ^ I’ve done that before but not always.Ramanisky2
- CART NARCS FTWelahon
- DIS.
The fact that most people won't is a microcosm of how awful humanity is.CyBrainX - I always return it, and I disintegrate with my eyes those who don't, and I can tell you that it worksOBBTKN
- hotroddy0
Russian Fascism
American Marxism
- if i have to choose, then marxism.pango
- I feel sorry for Canada.hotroddy
- are you petitioning to change their national anthem from 'home and native land' to 'home on native land'?hotroddy
- well canada is for sure more socialist than USA.
hmmm not opposing that. also couldn't be bothered. when was the last time you sang national anthem? lolpango - this ain't some backward country where you pledge allegiance to your country everyday in the class room. lolpango
- but you can spot a Canadian flag flying every 200 square ft of the country.hotroddy
- off freeways, on stores, on cars, in logos. That maple leaf gets a lot of traction.hotroddy
- if you do that in USA you're considered a fascist.hotroddy
- so what if i can spot a canadian flag every 200 sqft? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol here we go again. you're making stuffs up. keep on bullshitting.pango - Pretty sure that isn't MarxismMrT
- You calling him dumb?!? How could you!pango
- the hot ladies at the front rowmilfhunter
- ok rowdy roddy, gay pride vs Russian Eurovision or whatever that was is not an even comparison, you want to see hot yankee chicks being proud_niko
- post vids and pics of college football parties, rallies and games, that's patriotism! lol_niko
- https://media1.river…_niko
- That's Russian state-funded TV, brah. You think the Marxist-left would put hot chicks singing 'I'm American' on TV??hotroddy
- 'Progress' means putting a fat, bearded topless non-binary hermaphrodite instead.hotroddy
- and they'd be waving the pride flag instead of 'old glory'.hotroddy
- so between the 2 which would you choose?pango
- Similar to your preference, I would opt for the individuals emitting unpleasant odors and proclaiming their intent to pursue your offspring.hotroddy
- so you prefer 'marxism'.
wasn't that so hard? lolpango - What is the Tucker Carlson inspired nonsense? Why do conservative wing nuts refuse to comprehend socialism?CyBrainX
- _niko2
- 00s before hoes.palimpsest
- Isn't he married and super Catholic? The women probably don't matter to him so much.BK
- $400m PER YEAR for 2 years with a third year option. DAT. Send those sweet ladies a private jet. (He probs wouldn't be interested, big family man)Morning_star
- Sorry...DIS.Morning_star
- Its a trick question. They're the same women.CyBrainX
- Akagiyama3
DIS:
SOCK, SOCK, SHOE, SHOE.
DAT:
SOCK, SHOE. SOCK, SHOE.
- DISRamanisky2
- DisContinuity
- DISYakuZoku
- DAT is for serial killersRamanisky2
- https://cdn.road.cc/…imbecile
- Dissted
- disoey_oey
- disbezoar
- 0 chance anyone puts on sock shoe sock shoe_niko
- Right? What kind of sociopath does that?Continuity
- A better question would have been pants before socks, or socks firstdrgs
- Socks first, fo sho.garbage
- SOCK SHOE SHOE SOCKdbloc
- Am I the only one who remembers All in the Family had this covered. https://www.youtube.…CyBrainX
- Continuity2
DIS: El-oh-el cube
DAT: LAWL-cube
- DAT, anything else is blasphemy.
As I recall, that's how we both say it.palimpsest - I remember someone (not pointing fingers) needing correcting ... ;)Continuity
- Are you voicing other people behind my back?
I can't even leave for a few days!palimpsest - Ha! You know I <3 you!Continuity
- : )palimpsest
- DAT, anything else is blasphemy.
- Gardener2
- Munchkin Countryutopian
- Rufus from Bill and Teds
&
Ollie LondonYakuZoku - Why must we choose!Continuity
- choose your CoxGardener
- name this band?
Dual Coxfuturefood - ^ Name of first album is Touching Tips?Continuity
- hahafuturefood