BEST MAN SPEECH
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- DaveO
Doing one this summer. Share your jokes / stories!
- teh0
Man speech? For what?
- GeorgesIV0
go wedding,
best man dead,
no potato now only famine
- ok_not_ok0
doing one this summer for a best friend...his second marriage lol
- CALLES0
jail stories
- sine0
fake tranny stories for shits and giggles
- fredddddd0
People still do speeches at weddings?
- mg330
Someone get Kona...
- WhiteFace0
Bump! I've got to be best man in 4 weeks, help!!!
- Wolfboy0
Don't worry about it - the audience is pissed (drunk - UK meaning, not angry) and want to laugh.
When I did it the first thing I did was get a picture of the groom looking terrible and have it blown up to about A1. It's then a reveal visual punchline at the end of your first story. I told the story about how we met for the first time, but you could use how they met each other or something more appropriate to your mate. You just shape it to finish along the lines of 'and when she saw this how could it not be love at first sight' etc.
The friends and family love that kind of shit. Because they're drunk. And will laugh at pretty much anything.
- brandelec0
start with a joke
how do you get a nun pregnant?
fuck her
- 74LEO0
Try to man up every time but still gets to me.
- bogue0
I did it earlier this winter. I had a good speech but I was very nervous about delivering it. Anyways.. mid speech, kind of at the emotional crux... grandma started choking on her dinner. Everybody rushed to help give her the heimlich maneuver. She had to helped by paramedics. Needless to say it kinda killed the mood. I hadn't even pictured it going that badly.
- Ouch.
Thanks, grandma.mikotondria3 - Sharpen your dentures, chew your food and don't ruin my fucking speech.bogue
- was this the pic of the day from the wedding http://o.aolcdn.com/…whatthefunk
- Ouch.
- DaveO0
I want a few one-liners to open up with...
- sine0
my sister married my brother's best friend and business partner. my brother was his best man, and told the story about how they once fought in high school over the same girl... and, obviously, this time he let him have her.
- 74LEO0
Bring a handful of garter belts and call up all the single ladies saying you only want to be fair.