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i spilled salsa all over the fabric of space and time and now it's permanently stained
i dont like my parallel me! he is even sexier than me!
I went cycling and after 10 minutes my nutsack just went numb.
my head exploded because of a small hole in my helmet. it's cool though, i just regenerated a new one.
the line at the time machine was so long today i had to go back an extra time just to get further up the queue
i can't decide between old and chubby Paula or young and attractive Paule
wouldn't it be zeroth world problems? or negative infinity? or pi world problems?
over my head... and under my feet
For a second, I thought I'd seen an army of gray aliens land in the parking lot outside a cricket match, but then again it might've just been an SEP.
My real problem, though, is that I can't seem to locate my damned towel.
My dino-clones keep dying.
Will this turkey dinner pill make me look fat after consumption?
Only living tissue goes through my time machine. Bummer.
I was about to hit light speed but your moms gravitational pull blew out my warp drive.
Wish me look, I suspect today is the day in which they are passing the Voight-Kampff in our office...
The revoked my multipass...
my ThoughtWriter™ has crashed so I'm having to type this out by hand
they promised me this cultured fleshlight was 100% g.m.o free :(
I found a ball-point pen at a caffeinated air shop this morning, and thought "LOL, is it 2075 again?"
Remember the Internet? I was feeling nostalgic so I downloaded it last night and gave it a scan. So boring. I'll never get those 20 minutes back :\
Ug make fire this day.