Noah (2014)
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- GeorgesIV0
Anyone seen it?
does it ends with Noah making an holocaust of half of the animals he saved??BEST ENDING EVER!
- Ramanisky20
Best sequence in the movie
- YEah I liked thisukit2
- how is this even possible if the earth is only 2014 years old ??!???!prophetone
- ukit20
If the Noah story is true, then every lifeform on Earth is the result of inbreeding.
- utopian0
SPOILER ALERT >>
Story made up to control the masses of sheep!
- GeorgesIV0
No honestly, hope it ends like this, nobody seems to have read this passage until the end,
http://www.biblegateway.com/pass…
18 So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons’ wives. 19 All the animals and all the creatures that move along the ground and all the birds—everything that moves on land—came out of the ark, one kind after another.20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it. 21 The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of humans, even though[i] every inclination of the human heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.
22 “As long as the earth endures,
seedtime and harvest,
cold and heat,
summer and winter,
day and night
will never cease.”
- robotinc0
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- Loved the evolution sequencerobotinc
- Spoilers? The whole thing is in a fucking stupid storybook. LOLmonospaced
- moldero0
- Stop making fun of Jesus, this will get you banned, I'm calling the police!3point14159
- FUCK
YOU
JESUSmoldero
- CGN0
Can't believe they ended up at Terminus too
- kona0
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Yeah I saw it Georges. Near the end the boat is taking on water and a close up shot shows the anguish Noah's going through... deciding on what to do. Just then (Spoiler Alert) the Dinosaurs (played by the Dinobots... it was a nice Transformers tie-in btw) step up and are like "yo dawg, we gonna save you peeples and jump off the ship to lighten it up." And Noah was like "No T-REX... you don't have arms to swim!" and T-REX was like "I know..." *single tear* *they all jump off the ship*
I'm not going to lie. I cried for those Dinobots.
- Creationist propaganda.ApeRobot
- LOL!monospaced
- [ SPOILER TAG]
next time please!!! :)GeorgesIV - Hahahasea_sea
- GeorgesIV0
(is there a sex scene, at least some boobs, boat sex, something??)
- reanimate0
(I hear there is a Natalie Portman lesbian scene in this movie)
- monospaced0
I think it's funny how Aronofsky can alter distort and twist the story to simply make fun of the ridiculousness that is Christianity and God and the Bible, and the Christians actually think this is a movie followers should see.
- I thought he was using the Noah story to push his message about environmental destruction etc?MrT
- 'the Christians'? What, like ALL of them? Jesus, that's a lot of Christians!goldieboy
- I stand corrected, just the stupid Christiansmonospaced
- I tried hard to not say that's redundant but I couldn't pull it off.CyBrainX
- ApeRobot0
Is it considered as science-fiction?
- NO THIS IS REAL!!!GeorgesIV
- a fantasy story, like Game of Thronesmonospaced
- Aren't all religions?teh
- legitmoldero
- Maaku0
It ends like 2012 (The Movie), because Noah was rich.
- doesnotexist0
i think this is the only way to have a rational argument with bible believers. show them how insane it is with moving pictures, accompanied by celebrities and sound.
- the LOVE this film for some reason, they don't seem to realize it's a full-on mockerymonospaced
- Where did you get the idea it's mockery?ukit2
- A lot of Xtians apparently hate the film because it pushes a liberal agenda or whateverukit2
- because the director/writer is an outspoken atheist, and he is making the whole thing ridiculousmonospaced
- I thought he was just trying to put a different spin on a popular cultural myth.ukit2
- Right. I just thought the spin was a mockery. Just my opinion.monospaced
- I don't think he would take years of his life working on a project just to make fun of peopleukit2
- Who knows thoughukit2
- i would... i would totally take years of my life just to make fun of people. :]pango
- especially religiondoesnotexist
- < God's been doing it for 5000 odd years.MrT
- moldero0
"when we look at the evidence" whips out bible lol
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