The Nope Thread.
The Nope Thread.
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- NBQ003
On a 8 hour flight
- and the Parents of the Year Award goes to .......Ramanisky2
- British touristsmonospaced
- I've been on a flight with my mate who's son was like this. I wanted to strangle the little cunt. Kids should be tranquillised on flights like thisIanbolton
- I second tranquilisation.
Pity the economics of adults-only airlines/flights viable, like adults-only hotels and restaurants, though. That would solve problems.Continuity - *aren't viableContinuity
- kill itnbq
- 'Piriton' the anti hayfever/alergy medicine may cause drowseyness [wink]. Not that i've ever had to take a 3 year old with an ear infection to France.Morning_star
- Dramamine also works.monospaced
- I feel bad for everyone, especially for the kid. Something's definitely wrong.Longcopylover
- You cunts were tiny cunts once, and yes people hated you too. But look at you now.robthelad
- Lol! call the exorcist!
4real... difficult situation. evoking nature, the parents would have smashed it to death against a rock; Humans are very special, thoughmaquito - Thank the universe for generational constants.
Also, none of us asked to be born.
And no-one is forcing anyone to breed, muffin.Continuity - @robtheladContinuity
- @rob: I never screamed or cried the whole time on 8hr flight tho. I was also never on a flight as a kid.NBQ00
- this^maquito
- Watch it again but thinking of Tazmaquito
- We need Airlines that have planes only for kids & their parents. Problem solved.
Imagine being a parent on that flight. My god. Full of crying little demons.Ramanisky2 - Kid needs a good therapist. Really feel bad for him. Put on the headphone and watch a movie. A smelly feet would be a lot worst to deal with.Beeswax
- This isn’t normal. I fly with my children and they don’t scream and act wild. So no we don’t need flights for kids, that’s just a snowflake bitch thing to say.monospaced
- mono, it was a joke. Ehhh Nevermind.Ramanisky2
- Was it?monospaced
- Mm. mono's spawn are apparently the template for every other cunty brat, and that's that. The world at large thanks you for it.
/sContinuity - Excuse me?palimpsest
- Little boy is in distress. They usually pressurize the cabin before take-off. It could be that his ears were hurting. Chewing gum might have been the curemonNom
- Excuse me? Just because I said my kids didn’t act like THIS in a plane for 8 hours doesn’t mean mine are saints. No need to be so obtusemonospaced
- Oh I saw the /s which was hidden before. Ugh.monospaced
- monNom, I've seen experienced flight attendants putting cups with icecubes in them over kid's ears to make it easier for kids.uan
- Put on some big-boy pants and get some earplugs or noise cancelling headphones. What a bunch of babiesGnash
- ^ who?maquito
- Even a normal kid seated next to me on a flight is a pain in my ass. I would have blown the emergency exit.garbage
- Pro tip: book the exit row. Good if you're tall, and they don't allow kids.garbage
- Put on your big boy pants?!?
if I’m paying $400-$600 to fly for 8 hrs the last thing I want is a child crying for the duration of my trip. FUCK YOU!!!!Ramanisky2 - eh, I'm in mono's camp here - my wee kid's been a delight on the.. fuck, I think she's been on nearly 20 flights already (sorry, Gaia). Kid here's.. Not Normal.Nairn
- I was on a flight to America with a kid about 8 rows in front making a moaning noise whole way. I wanted to punch the cunt. When we were getting off I walkeHAYZ1LLLA
- past him. He was a severely handicapped kid. Felt bad.HAYZ1LLLA
- Ramanisky29
- what a rush! i'm inKrassy
- Looks fun, unless bungee is attached to the penisYakuZoku
- Operation sky hook. Inspiration for extraction scene in The Dark Knighttoemaas
- Mission Impossible 8 spoilerGardener
- when i vape..neverscared
- dark knight? mission impossible?
Sean Connery / J Bond did it with a girl :-)
https://www.youtube.…uan - Yeah, fuck that.Akagiyama
- The origin of the phase 'Hook me up'.shapesalad
- Reverseddrgs
- *invents helicopter*doesnotexist
- Actually, the full story was the hook impaled Lt. Mike Hawks head and the team inside the plane had to manually pull him up.hydro74
- whatthefunk9
- Nope .. No SirRamanisky2
- Helmet actualgarbage
- HahahahaHijoDMaite
- SAE-DOT COMPLIANTprophetone
- wow wow, a pity he does not have hair on his facei_was
- Yuck.Wordsworth
- Looks like he's wearing an F1 driver's helmet made of hairBaskerviIle
- Where's the wee nub on the back of his neck to make his eyes move left and right?Nairn
- My barber specialises in haircuts like these, but I get the most boring haircuts from them.PhanLo
- lol nairnfadein11
- fiver6
- my palms got sweatyKrassy
- YikesRamanisky2
- Great video; Switzerland looks more and more beautiful each time i see it.ideaist
- ^lolRamanisky2
- @ideaist LOL!Krassy
- I didn't find it as bad as i thought it would be. no sweat, not nothing.oey
- Holy shit, I'd be freaking the fuck out!!davey_g
- I hope they covered his fondue that night.BH26
- Erm... Never skip pull up day. Hang gliding removed from Bucket List....shapesalad
- 'The Swiss Mishap' isn’t that a sex move from the '50s?Wolfboy
- Cameras were all set up though, that's the main thing eh?MrT
- Jesus f... Christ. And what exactly happened there? How, why?NBQ00
- Ah, shit, just posted in vid of the day. Sorry for timelining.Longcopylover
- Good that he realised it was wrong. If it was my first time, I would have just assumed I was supposed to be underneath and relaxed my gripProjectile
- Good example of why it's important to be able to do one pull up. He could have gotten his arms over the bar, so it's in his armpits, and saved his tendonProjectile
- never skip the checklistGnash
- exactly what I thought ProjectileBennn
- Gardener6
- "It's mine"nbq
- Weird sex toy. Florida?futurefood
- 2A-culties are really plumbing the depths of how far they can go ...Continuity
- some days you can get rid of a bombGardener
- lol@nbqutopian
- “Naagaahh... jus a piece uh junk”prophetone
- hawaii ?neverscared
- solid proof of UFOs . LOLKrassy
- Russian Starlink?Gnash
- Multiplayer dildodronested
- Your mom's anal plugd_gitale
- Oppenheimer merchCalderone2000
- hydro749
- You know what's even more terrifying?
Someone, out there, says 'yes' to that, every night.Continuity - I don't think that happens. More horrifying is a state said 'yes' to that.garbage
- trans?utopian
- I assume doggie is the preferred technique for procreationhydro74
- With liberal use of large paper bags.Continuity
- ^^ validhydro74
- what garbage said.CyBrainX
- now now, i know what at least four of you look like, and only one of you is hot enough to be placed to ridcule here. you argue it out who.Nairn
- Wait, who's the other hottie? I've never posted a mug. >:0)garbage
- as long as you assume that no deeper dives have been made on who you are, @garbage :)Nairn
- https://c.tenor.com/…garbage
- she's a fucking gargoyleBuddhaHat
- Maybe would.omahadesigns
- This place is grim sometimesFax_Benson
- You know what's even more terrifying?
- Ramanisky24
- Crazy I swore I saw a fish fly by at the start_niko
- "A bit of wind..."OBBTKN
- Crazy I swore I saw a cat fly by at the startutopian
- https://static.polit…neverscared
- I hate neighbours with leaf blowers.uan
- pango hates neighbours with leaf blowers, too.Continuity
- If you hit pause at the right moment you can see R2D2 fly by.fooler
- Run Toto!PhanLo
- @uau LOLKrassy
- cowbezoar
- The wind turned me into a newt!Akagiyama
- fucken leaf blowers!pango
- Keep eating White Castle. This is what happens.CyBrainX
- Nairn6
- considering getting into this since the waves have been shitty this yearYakuZoku
- Well, you do have a hurricane near you at the moment, no? A good time to start! :Nairn
- Lolfuturefood
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I would ask, 'Why didn't he let go when he saw he was going to fly away?', but that would — once again — underestimate people's capacity for dumbassery.Continuity
- Was that intentional? No thanks.NBQ00
- get yourself a hydroboard and try wingfoilinghotroddy
- @cont - sunk cost fallacy? And then at a certain point you know you're not going to come out well anyway, so hang on for dear life and wait to see what happensNairn
- weeee i want to learn thissted
- you definitely don't let go. You don't want to be left stranded without a method to get back to shore. Ever seen Openwater?hotroddy
- hotroddy, ever heard of swimming?monospaced
- brilliant idea. Chuck the $1000 board that servers as a quasi-floating device and try to make it to shore in those conditions.hotroddy
- you have better odds in a rip tide.hotroddy
- For those that don't know (prob most of you) that's not a normal jump... it's called a tow-up. He's attached to a rope you can't see.Projectile
- A normal kite jump he would be flying downwind really fast, and only get half that height (world record) or lessProjectile
- Oh, so you're suggesting they didn't intend to do this? Colour me shocked.Nairn
- i must go, my planet needs mesarahfailin
- hydro747
- 3-Toad MargeRamanisky2
- turtle powerPhanLo
- prompt?i_monk
- lol i_monkNairn
- hahahahahahahahahaha monkeyAQUTE
- Reptilienjmckinno
- Emuutopian
- whattheemilfhunter
- Clovenmonospaced
- Ugh, I had to check. It's a fake, but photos of her real feet are straight cave woman.garbage
- pango4
- what kind of plastic is this.ApeRobot
- the kind which leaches chemicals into the waterdrgs
- Twist - She's 16kalkal
- maybe u should notmilfhunter
- This works with a paper bag, as well. I’ve done it campingGnash
- oh god nogarbage
- I got so lost in the content I thought I was watching a video.palimpsest
- Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a pot.davey_g
- @davey_g - Like the one next to her with a fish in it?kalkal
- kalkal - yeah, exactly like that one! Anything but a goddam plastic bag.davey_g
- lol @GnashKrassy
- +1 the above comments from davey and kalkaloey_oey
- I was waiting for it to melt. Weird...SimonFFM
- Love the taste of plastic bag in my soup..Danish
- Ramanisky24
- kinda cool actuallyKrassy
- Wonder how it responds to the natural expansion/contractio... large buildings have.shapesalad
- Well, it's water-cooled for a start...Nairn
- needs sharksutopian
- what? no diving board???futurefood
- Do the people floating in the pool increase the weight on the bridge?HijoDMaite
- No pointi_was
- https://www.youtube.…Leigh
- It won't be directly attached to the buildings, there will be an intermediate connection to allow for the sway. They'll have tested how much the buildings move.face_melter
- https://pbs.twimg.co…neverscared
- Could give nice shots when skinny...SimonFFM
- @hijo, yep.sarahfailin
- @face_melter That's not the point here Mr smart pantsi_was
- Gnash4
- oh god - I wouldn't like that at all.fadein11
- Yeah, no. Not on your fucking life.
Ever.detritus - unless...
http://d.ibtimes.co.…Gnash - reversed.sarahfailin
- Nope confirmed.since1979
- ^ not even then Gnash!mugwart
- hahah gnashinteliboy
- My god, that's giving me a panic attack.elahon
- lol Gnashset
- lol GnashPonyBoy
- freaks me the fuck out...wtf lmaosureshot
- same - panic attack!SunSunSun_
- i feel bad just by watching it.. one my worst nightmare, getting stuck like this. Where does it go? Any more info about this?Bennn
- just imagine the guy being just a little too fat and getting stuck arms up and his friend trying to pull it without successBennn
- and the guy start to panic, can't breath and and... FUUUUUUUUUCKK nope nope nope nopeBennn
- Ramanisky23
- wtfKrassy
- wtf x2AQUTE
- https://www.rollings…utopian
- Who?sab
- If I didn't know any better, I would have said it's an Onion article.Continuity
- I volunteer to be all of qbn's accountability partner https://www.covenant…robotinc
- while inane, a non story. this guy shouldn't be speaker for his ardent religious beliefs.imbecile
- Wow...Akagiyama
- The ardent beliefs are his right to have. But any attempt to make those part of politics should be immediate disqualification.monospaced
- ^ which, we all know, will be his priority, right after kissing Tman's assformed
- is this the same mono who waves his flaccid indignation all around the religion thread or whenever it is mentioned elsewhere?face_melter
- There's being tolerant of other religious, and there's the SBC. They're a cunt hair away from.. coagulating their militia groups. That's not an exaggeration.garbage
- nope milf, not in any way the same in any conceivable waymonospaced
- I don’t hold any religious beliefsmonospaced
- While I’m critical of religion, I am tolerant of them and would never suggest otherwisemonospaced
- scarabin6
- How herpes was invented?YakuZoku
- The dog looks ashamed of itselfsausages
- Honey... what are you doing?? :(jagara
- I'm nextdrgs
- drgs pedoNBQ00
- "I want to drink milk from your mouth" is my new pickup line.
Don't kink shame.palimpsest - Next to feed the dog with my mouth! You guys are fucked up in your headsdrgs
- There's nothing sexual about this, unless you feel there's something sexual about this.palimpsest
- NBQ00 is the one with mouth fetishdrgs
- Don't kink shame.palimpsest
- Schlorp schlorp schlorpscarabin
- ^ I can totally hear that!Continuity
- cakers_niko
- chukkaphob8
- that photo is making me anxious :)Boz
- FUCK THAT!!!MondoMorphic
- rotatedrenderedred
- palms are sweaty
mom's spaghettiKrassy - This is bullshit. I don't understand why some people like doing it.NBQ00
- @NBQ00 because they can. and maybe it feels good to get to the top by your own, without being an asshole or kissing one.sted
- i don't do trad (as pictured) but I do sport climbing. for me, i like the mental and physical challenge. the views at the top of routes aren't too shabby eitherdorf
- Haaaaaiiiilll nooooooofyoucher1
- Akagiyama3
- Evidently she doesn't salt her pasta water, the fool.Nairn
- I just threw up a littlelemmy_k
- wouldshapesalad
- Put the coffee in with the pasta if you're going for zero waste. No need to splurge on that filter. Cold brew for bonus points.palimpsest
- nastyGuyFawkes
- Why not snort the ground coffee while eating the pasta??OBBTKN
- Who the fuck makes pasta for breakfast? And, who does anything in the morning before having coffee?section_014
- You ONLY have coffee in the morning?!!
What kind of Mormon bullshit is this?palimpsest - I'm drinking a coffee as you read this. And boiling pasta.shapesalad
- Why the extra step? Boil both in one pot, ie. coffee-cooked potatoesdrgs
- Did I fucking stutter?palimpsest
- Might good with a drizzle of marinara?atomholc
- Would fit to the toilet of the day thread, too.SimonFFM
- Wasting a lot of air.MrT
- It all should be absorbed anallybezoar
- Ramanisky25
- Cirque du No way_niko
- Yeah, F thatAkagiyama
- that's a long way form East Koreasted
- another day in the officeneverscared
- Welp, I'm in love.garbage
- That helmets sure gonna help if there's a fall.microkorg
- Wichita?BaskerviIle
- @_niko LOLKrassy
- easy money, iWoodGuyFawkes
- @Baskerville Nice.Morning_star
- hydro743
- Why...pango
- Why nut?YakuZoku
- yeah why not?doesnotexist
- The floors look great!futurefood
- still can't open QBN in front of the kidscanoe
- Pango The Mane Tamerutopian
- I wouldn't want him to rub my elbow with his crotch. It's ok if he had pants. That's part of the barber code, but this?Beeswax
- he's wearing a mask, so all goodKrassy
- No neck Ed?NBQ00
- Are those scissors in your pocket or...Akagiyama
- Those shoes are HORRIBLE.garbage
- can't believe he's not wearing socks! ugh.Krassy
- Nairn8
- holy shitYakuZoku
- for the wheel to come back and hit it again... holy shit, indeedimbecile
- weeeeested
- Thanks, Elon!Gnash
- "Surprisingly the driver of the Kia was actually able to walk away from this unharmed" !!!Krassy
- @imbecile right??!!! like scripted as part of a movie! unrealKrassy
- Final DestinationRamanisky2
- Ramanisky26
- ceiling snake is watching you masturbateYakuZoku
- Chuck Berry, git down from there!bezoar
- Think they knew this, place is shit and why 3 workers... but yes, NOPE!!hydro74
- Suprise mother fucker!pango
- Oh, fuck no.Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…garbage
- ^ Nyet, nein, nopeRamanisky2