Signs your getting old?
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- MrT3
When you wouldn't think of wearing your new sneakers until you've sprayed suede protector on them.
And buying suede sneakers.
- I have a pair of suede sneakers. Jordan V's, worth $900!face_melter
- I feel better now!MrT
- MrT1
When you get unnecessarily angry at the fact that 48 of the global top 50 tracks on Spotify are absolute shite. I mean, that fucking Bieber song. Kill me now.
- BH266
When your friends kid drives you to the bar.
- MrT1
When you buy WipEout Omega collection and anticipate a nostalgia trip reliving many recreational drug-fuelled times from 20 years ago, then you hit a vicious difficulty spike about 5 levels in. And your fingers really ache.
- CALLES9
No matter at what time I go to bed. Even if it's like 4 am(not like that happens that often now a day) I wake up at 530... 615 max.
- Amenskwiotsmith
- too much sugar or caffeine in your system prior going to sleep? those wake u up at a routine when they deplete no matter what. i cut sugar & worked for me.********
- Yupmonospaced
- sunrise, everyday, no alarm neededformed
- yupmoldero
- samedmay
- i wish i had this problem :/SteveJobs
- 2:30 each fucking night..go to bed around ten-ishsureshot
- try this..works for most: https://www.youtube.…sureshot
- you mean on days off.HijoDMaite
- Yup same here not quite as early but early enough.Ramanisky2
- YupMrT
- Yup. 5am for me.desmo
- fruitsalad-1
You never had heard of mosques when going up in your home town, or seen a burka... your kids thing it's normal.
- Ramanisky22
The tiniest on injuries take much longer to heal
- cruddlebub2
i've stopped giving a fuck as much..
- mugwart2
I've started to complain loudly in shops...
- Ramanisky22
I'm walking out of stores without paying ...
oh snap- :)fadein11
- No, that just makes you a thief!BusterBoy
- My AARP card says I'm allowedRamanisky2
- studderine1
Legit scared of getting old.
- But dad clothing can be totally awesome.studderine
- I'm talking to myself.studderine
- My AARP card says I'm allowedRamanisky2
- Oops wrong spot ..
see I am getting old as dustRamanisky2 - Dreaming of dreaming.studderine
- it's happening.utopian
- ok_not_ok0
It can't be that bad
- ArmandoEstrada0
Divorce.
- capn_ron1
ear hair seems to grow faster than any other hair on my body now that i'm "over-the-hill"
- utopian1
The AARP newsletter starts to appear regularly in your mailbox.
- MrT2
When you're out of booze and there's just cooking sherry left.
No problem.
- sted6
Liv Tyler turns 40 today.
- Jeez she looks 60ArmandoEstrada
- hbdy!sureshot
- holy shitscarabin_net
- VectorMasked0
Noticed a few weeks ago a few eyebrow hairs that were unusually long.
Feel like it's a matter of time before I get the surprise one morning that I have a nasty hair ball growing inside my ears.
- Trim 'em! I let my rogue eyebrow go south and began to wonder if my vision was screwed or perhaps the windscreen was cracked.MrT
- lol I took one out the other day it was giganticernexbcn
- My tweezer game's pretty strong now. I just never thought I would have to allocate 5 minutes every couple of days to perform and old man's ritual.VectorMasked
- Pull those fuckers out - feels so satisfying!detritus
- tOki1
When you're double the age you were when you first visited nt