Signs your getting old?
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- Maaku0
Small talks annoy you and, you choose who you spend time with.
- pedromendez8
- you're
- setkona - you'reMrT
- you'rejagara
- this is a little on the nosesarahfailin
- You're bad at grammarridlerontheroof
- thought you guys would get the link between the post title typo and the badly photoshopped sign? :(pedromendez
- lol @konanotype
- Man I'm never going to live this down ;-)mugwart
- you're
- dibec-1
What ?!?
- lolmonospaced
- thank you for getting my humor.dibec
- lolGuyFawkes
- nylon-2
When you get asked and want to send cock shots on Snapchat but you are paranoid that you will Anthony Weiner yourself... That would be THE WORST...
- MrT2
When the main pharmaceutical you use before the Leftism album gig is some nice heat rub on your knees.
And being there when Leftism originally came out.
- don't think I'd be able to consider getting wired at an all night disco without access to some ibuleve gel these daysFax_Benson
- Yeah it's 2 days on and I hurt. It was ace though!MrT
- ha. album hasn't aged that much at all unlike it's listeners.fadein11
- ok_not_ok1
- Her grandparents must've been pretty cool — the pixies aren't THAT old.. are they?
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Are we?detritus - Doolittle came out in 1989. gimme a breaksarahfailin
- grandparents is a bit of a stretch...renderedred
- Her grandparents must've been pretty cool — the pixies aren't THAT old.. are they?
- utopian-1
no cheese in the fridge
- necromation3
hello... hello... how does this thing work?
- shapesalad4
When you're in a clothing store's fitting room with angled mirrors. In the reverse reflection, you see the back of a mans head. He's in the early stages of going bald, from the crown area... you momentarily think someone else is in the fitting room with you.
You then spend 20mins inspecting the beginning balding area, and then put it down to the strong lights of the fitting room...
But deep down... you know... you're getting old.
- upon returning home, you photoshop a bald head onto your photo to see how it suits you... and weep.shapesalad
- lolGuyFawkes
- haha, I know that feeling!SimonFFM
- Trim or shaveMaaku
- notype2
Guys I’m starting to forget things here and there; who said what, when. What’s going on? Used to have impeccable memory. :/ exercise more? More greens?
- excessive sugar in your blood maybe, exercise.GuyFawkes
- i forget things because i stopped caringdrgs
- GuyF. that might be right. Will cut down a little.notype
- alpha brain brooo https://www.onnit.co…ArchitectofFate
- cut down the sugar... things have improved slightly.notype
- Tim Ferries is always talking about spiking his brain for focus and memory...canoe
- 4-hr body is collecting dust on my shelf. i need to read it.notype
- scarabin0
just met my first guy who's my age and completely out of touch with modern shit. he was a bartender where i was drinking last night who used to be an editor but now refuses to learn final cut because it's not what he learned in school and says "it's for stupid people". before that he was a journalist but now hates how articles aren't written in a "reverse pyramid" style originally for newspapers– these days it's all for web and "you can just write anything" and refuses to adapt.
i told him he should download some tutorials and he was all, "oh no, i don't know anything about that, no, no".
he went on to say he doesn't know how insta, snapchat, twitter, etc. works and he only goes on facebook like once a month.
dude was only 35. kinda trippy.
- he's kinda fucked himself. was a pretty crap bartender, too.scarabin
- sounds like he's right where he wants to be, i guess.bezoar
- but in someways, the days before email and mobiles was fun. more time to reflect or innovate.shapesalad
- I've been doing a lot of social media marketing, and even though it's a very cool client... virtual life is weird... we don't need to be so wired all the timecanoe
- detritus3
Oh My God.
"The Berlin Wall has now been down longer than it was up"
- PhanLo5
it's friday night and I'm watching videos about embossing equipment.
- fooler4
when you decide going to concerts on week nights isn’t worth the hassle anymore.
- and it wasn't much for me till now and it's only gonna get worse from this point on. realization+acceptan...********
- A concert on a tuesday night? Nope.desmo
- when you use the word concert instead of gig :)fadein11
- Live music is one of the few things that makes my dead, blackened, heart beat again after a day working with mendacious weasel architects.face_melter
- sorry guys but in A'dam any day is good for a concert.********
- Jayz had a concert in Vancouver on Monday. Nobody gave a shit cuz it was Monday.pango
- and it wasn't much for me till now and it's only gonna get worse from this point on. realization+acceptan...
- GM2780
When all of a sudden you need to take your glasses off to read something...then your optometrist mentions that you should think about getting bifocals. FML
- I'm avoiding the optometrist...********
- As of last week, i have bifocals. The only difference is that the pigeons are now in focus when i shout at them in the park.Morning_star
- LOLMrT
- I'm avoiding the optometrist...
- Maaku0
Baggy eyes are normal.
