Signs your getting old?
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- maquito3
Being a dad for almost 8 months, I must say, every time I smoke some weed and drink 4-5 beers, I seem to open some sort of portal that gives me the right, endorsed by a false, immortal capacity to make me feel I’m 22, while I don’t give a fuck about being hangover tomorrow, and to think “it’s OK to go to bed at 4:00am”, that is really making me feel old, schizo, bipolar, and delusional.
- who/why downvoted?Krassy
- Because he's talking about beer and weed, and people can't cope with the fact that people can do those and not be a loser.Maaku
- but he sounds well aware of the fact that becoming a father and combined that w/ having weed & beer makes him feel a certain undesirable wayKrassy
- @maquito, find the right time and balance, broKrassy
- I hear you man and I am right there with you, I thought I was the only one.eryx
- skip the beer and/or the weed and see if/how things change.api
- Bennn0
legs pain
- Bennn0
pain
- maquito2
One beer, one-fucking-beer, and I’m fucking hammered.
- maquito3
I get hammered and I post stuff which I later forget I had posted. IT WAS YOU, TOMORROW ME!
- stoplying2
Caught my heel edge on a mound of granulated snow while snowboarding in Vermont this past weekend, went flying and landed on my tailbone as my head whipped back on the ice. When I hit my tailbone, I let out a huge fart and thought I had shat myself.
Three days later still sore as shit but laugh at the fart. I'm old.- LOL. I did the exact same thing a few years ago. My tailbone still hurts if I sit on it just right.fooler
- HijoDMaite0
lqtms @ all political posts, anywhere.
- ArmandoEstrada5
I just sneezed and farted really loud at the same time. In a small room. With 3 other people near.
- the second accidental fart in 3 posts on QBN. i'm liking this trend in data.capn_ron
- Morning_star4
Myself and a colleague were detained in Egypt last week by the security services. All I could think of whilst people around me shouted in Arabic was; you're gonna get a sore throat if you carry on like that.
- shit, you're on QBN so you are either a free man now or they have a great computer lab in that Egypt prison.capn_ron
- good times in my neighborhood it seems :)renderedred
- Apart from that interesting experience Egypt was great and the people were generous and welcoming. We were detained for filming in the wrong place...Morning_star
- luckily we had all the correct written permissions but once they start the checks it's a 4hr process. Had this Bedouin meal up inAlexandria, got to be one of...Morning_star
- ...the best meals i've ever had. We lounged in the tent and smoked sheesha . Such a great adventure.Morning_star
- ^nothing like bedouin tent hospitality, and the food is always fantastic!renderedred
- ********0
orange juice gave me heartburn :(
- See The Healthy Threadrobotron3k
- Too much sugar.BK
- Just drink vinegar on top of your orange juice!zarkonite
- Akagiyama1
Holy shit, its 8:30. I need to get to bed. I work at 11am tomorrow!
- sothere3
just went to a bar tonight with some younger work colleagues in Sydney they wouldn't let me into last week because I was too old.
- Maaku3
I used to trim but my receding hairline is so far back that I rather shave my head.
- My wife is pretty much once a month now walking by me, stopping, do a reverse and saying 'wow, your hair is really receding...'prophetone
- I find this very helpful information, so I end up telling her the same thing, to be courteousprophetone
- ^ lolOBBTKN
- ^ hahahaMaaku
- lemmy_k3
Putting on my glasses and realizing the heart in the header for the I ❤ Wood thread has shading on it.
- oh dear, it's not for me and I'm like https://chriscommtec…
Signs I'm ready for the glue factory?MrT - https://imgflip.com/…fooler
- oh dear, it's not for me and I'm like https://chriscommtec…
- Maaku1
Getting harder to find a job because you only qualify for senior positions. This is stupid. And I think it's been pointed out in a previous page.
