Signs your getting old?
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- Maaku5
You go from graphic T's to plain shirts (mostly black, or that one color that goes with your skin tone).
- Its like I have a twindrgs
- Don't get me wrong, I see many shirts that I think look cool...until I try them on: "Yeah, you're not 20 anymore."Maaku
- +1 I practically live in black tees these days. Never touched one when I was younger.matski
- I concur...antimotion
- I’m in denial. Still think band tees are ok on an old fucker like myselfthumb_screws
- Navy t-shirts.. that's all I own, plain navy t-shirts.shapesalad
- Basic. Black. Maybe 100 of them. Reminds me of Steve Jobs and those turtlenecksgrafician
- Until the apocalypse I'm wearing all blackArchitectofFate
- yes, the last 3 years. never looked back :)********
- Squiddy1
^ Used to Skate. Now, when I cross my legs, talk story a bit and then uncross and get up, my knee is painfully wonky.
- caterpus5
constant farts
- Maaku6
Dating after 35 is a shitshow
- have you met these young women into older men, calling them "daddy"? weird at first, but highly enthusiastic.imbecile
- Yeah, but it's only fun the first 2 months.Maaku
- well, you did say dating, though i agree finding a mate after 35 is impossible.imbecile
- Don't tell drgs that.utopian
- Hmmm what's so bad about it? I think things actually improve for guys as you get slightly older.yuekit
- ^ Finding one that would stick around :(Maaku
- ...or one that you want to stick aroundimbecile
- Wouldn't women in their mid/late 30s be looking to settle down?yuekit
- who's looking for that? :Dimbecile
- Pictures or it didn't happen...SimonFFM
- after 40 it's getting worst.ApeRobot
- Perhaps you are failing to look outside your particular social circle...yuekit
- Especially for women. Most guys want younger women. And if you're a single mom with a kid = good luck. Unless you're very pretty or hot.NBQ00
- (hard to find what you put little effort into looking for)imbecile
- Been divorced for about 2.5 years, since then I've wasted my time, money and effort with 4 women. They were between 27-33 years old.Maaku
- "wasted my time, money and effort"
#agreedimbecile - I dunno... Im really enjoying it. Currently seeing a particularly awesome 28 year old lady that makes me very happy. Probably short term but hey! :)pedromendez
- ^ lucky you. Must be my taste :(Maaku
- I'm actually really glad I didn't settle down in my 20s. Aside from being immature and prone to making rushed decisions at that age, the options are so muchyuekit
- greater now with dating apps, ability to travel etc. And as a guy your options don't narrow that much with age in my experience.yuekit
- i always think of this during conversations like these. http://i.imgur.com/z…imbecile
- #10 in particularimbecile
- I've decided that I'm no longer "dating"notype
- Fax_Benson3
I'm sure this has been mentioned, but, the completely unnecessary and relentless redistribution of hair.
I now have perfectly hairless calves but increasingly hirsute toes, fingers, back. To what end? What's the fucking point?
- stop wearing pants / jeans all the time. your calf hair will return.imbecile
- Anterolateral leg alopeciaFax_Benson
- https://media0.giphy…imbecile
- Krassy10
- maquito35
I hate almost everything.
- lolBennn
- Not QBN obv...grafician
- < that needs to be on a t-shirt...pedromendez
- Lol, I love qbn, duh!maquito
- i was thinking of a title for some new shit i'm doing, thanks @maquito :)renderedred
- http://boldomatic.co…SimonFFM
- lol, share later @renderedredmaquito
- this has to be quote of the yearBennn
- PhanLo4
When writing texts, I do a thumbs up in real life before using the emoji. Every time.
- caterpus2
You're slowly discovering how balding has little to no effect on a women's opinion of you.
...after years turmoil.
- scruffics2
types my own name instead of 'old' in a sentence. they've only got two letters in common and are of different length ffs
- grafician2
My 5s finally died...
Still got my 4s, battery lasts something like 2 days.
- MrT0
When climbing ladders is you choice of highlight in an all-action psvr game...
- PonyBoy5
*sigh... just got my first pair of prescription glasses.
Everyone in my family for the last 20+ years has had glasses but me... now I'm blind like the rest of them. :(
- Maaku3
Similar to what Fax_Benson said but in my case the hair I'm losing is slowly being transferred to my back, between the shoulders, and isn't even at all.
- shapesalad-1
- more like signs you're getting connedBluejam
- give this one a week, at which point you'll no longer be able to stand on own power!prophetone
- whatthefunk8
- I had far more choices. And I don't know if jerk off was one of them...SimonFFM
- Genuine LULZmonospaced
- This is greatcanoe
- I chose the option of using my words. I still do that.CyBrainX