Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- ok_not_ok11
- O Z E M P I Cnb
- G e N e SNBQ00
- Lifestyle change: Paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals.palimpsest
- lifestyle change is more inviting. stomach pains from medicine? downtime from surgery? eat healthy & exercise. fat belly causing knee pain? no thank youimbecile
- Fat belly shouldn't be causing knee pain unless you're morbidly obese.
Health is a threshold not a hashtag.palimpsest - So paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals fall off the optimal health spectrum, chief.palimpsest
- I weigh 102 kilos, about 17 more than my optimum. Yes, 17 extra kilos is felt in the knees at 47. Yes lifestyle change is the ticket.jagara
- I'm right below you. I'm at 15 extra keys from my race weight but my only 10kg over my "natural weight". Knees are fine so far but losing a few couldn't hurt.palimpsest
- What I'm saying is that at 70kg you're not necessarily healthier than at 74kg. Just as as 0 alcohol at all doesn't make you healthier than drinking 1 glass/weekpalimpsest
- And to make it extra clear: Paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals are bullshit.palimpsest
- hey there chief, the average american would go to the doc over overweight knee pain so again, go fuck yourself, docimbecile
- and let us not forget... https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- i mean, i know you're proud of yourself for duplicating and distributing qbn content, but that doesn't make it right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
- Yeah, I forgot I was slanging qbn content on the slide.
My bad, chief!palimpsest - Let it be noted that you're getting your rocks off from my very own "duplicated and distributed content", champ. Enjoy!palimpsest
- palimpsest the kind a guy to drink diet soda then get bariatric surgery. my bad, chief. i didn't mean to question your lifestyleimbecile
- just fyi, pepto bismol isn't a digestiveimbecile
- Never had either of them, skippy.
Let's keep the drama to a minimal. You know where to find me.palimpsest - https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- Should be using 'big guy' or 'big man' instead of champ and chief.misterhow
- He'll get there, eventually.palimpsest
- We've got names on deck: Champ, Chief, Bud, Captain, Big Guy, Pal, Sport, Tiger, Skippy, Scooter, Ace, Boss, Kiddo, Junior, Partner, Sparky, Slick.palimpsest
- Big guy (man) is awfully quiet as is his custom now.palimpsest
- I could get the Strava running group *up and running* again if big man is up for a challenge.palimpsest
- You know, "for health".palimpsest
- I've picked the right window, hopefully not too late. I'm also about 15 over for a 6 footer.ephix
- Wait, what were you talking about again?CyBrainX
- slappy0
Birks n socks
I resisted but they are too comfortable..
- Oh, slappy. What have you done?!Continuity
- you didn't wear loud colorful socks with birks in high school? no way that was anomalous to our geographyimbecile
- It’s a slippery slope, started wearing birks to the beach, then it got cold, now I don’t even recognise myself.slappy
- There's still time to find your way back, slappy.Continuity
- But if you swap out the Birks for sandals with velcro straps and still wear socks in them, we can't help you.Continuity
- Why not just go straight to the end of the plank and get some Crocs?formed
- I find a nice pair of slides (i have HOKA’s) and some wool socks does the trick for Canadian Fall.ideaist
- Why does this happen? There are an infinite number of comfortable footwear options that aren't horrible. You're one or two steps from wearing Crocs now.CyBrainX
- I too know the pleasures of Birkwithsocks...usuall... just around the yard. Last year I bought some $4 crocs knockoffs from the dollar store, just for the yard...monNom
- There are some clothing articles that you shouldn't wear, even to paint a garage.CyBrainX
- utopian4
- https://www.qbn.com/…Krassy
- Imagine wearing that shirt and thinking you're hilarious.CyBrainX
- rzu-rzu6
age against the machine
- Fax_Benson8
Yesterday I had to spend a short but not insignificant period working from a laptop in an unfamiliar chair - with slightly too-high and immovable arm rests and no height adjustment - and now I feel like I've been whacked about the back and ribs with a bat.
- wow - can you write for me? love this one sentence more than my last 10 campaignstimeless
- skinny_puppy4
I gardened yesterday evening.
Plus, I hurt everywhere today.
- Update. Everything still hurts. Maybe worse.skinny_puppy
- So, everything everywhere all at once. Hope you feel better soon.********
- Bluejam5
- yo dawg, you for real?plash
- It was about time...OBBTKN
- NEVER FORGETRamanisky2
- First world problem?nbq
- fo fizzleutopian
- edibles, tinctures, concentrates...imbecile
- Yep - new Snoop-owned edible weed company incoming.bulletfactory
- yea he is still eating it, just wants to give his lungs a break. Dont worry he is still getting high!Raybandana
- bob marley just turned in his grave..neverscared
- oh thanks Ray, I was worried there but you really helped assure me it's going to be okay, fucking idiotmonospaced
- 'please respect my privacy at this time' usually follows something like "I'm sick" or "My so-and-so died" (usually something tragic)... hope he's not sick :(PonyBoy
- If he's not sick this is kind of a gimpy self reaction to one's own quitting weed. It's not heroin ffs—have a final puff and move on else Death Row just went...PonyBoy
- ... all plush and cuddly.PonyBoy
- He's literally pushing his edibles etc lineNairn
- Signs you're not getting old: You're still confused as to why anybody ever gave a fuck about Snoop. He's so fucking boring.garbage
- He had some forgettable songs and Corona commercials. Always seemed incredibly lame to me.garbage
- Account hacked? Early April Fools'?Krassy
- new vaping product comingsarahfailin
- thoughts and prayerspango
- probably a joke or PR stuntpango
- y'all are talking about it.pango
- stay safe snoop .. u r gointo into unsafe waters...neverscared
- Mono your truly a sick personRaybandana
- Explain or stfu you trump loving Q anom weirdomonospaced
- This has to be announced? "Not sure, feeling cute - might use the bathroom soon."********
- https://i.haasie.com…Continuity
- ^ That's the actual explanation.Continuity
- CALLED IT!pango
- flol, so fucking lame.garbage
- lolYakuZoku
- Nairn9
Youtube flipped me over to this shit from some techno that Yuekit posted, and it took me a good 12 minutes to realise.
- I fucking hate jazz, but this shit's so inoffensive, it just gets in under the radar.Nairn
- Stealth drone 2043 gently plays jazz before it targets the top of your brain stem with a high velocity, slightly explosive strike.Nairn
- Also, assuming I'm sharing a YT bubble with at least some of you lot - which one of you cunts is playing this on the regular?!Nairn
- that came up on mine too randomly. I've never once clicked on a video like this at all.capn_ron
- mountain cabin, fireplace, a good book, dog sprawled on a thick rug, cookies almost ready in the oven....... snowing outsideKrassy
- ummm... that might be me.pango
- not really for listening to but to fill the void.pango
- Krassy, don't do that to a city guy, c'mon man :)********
- These vids are awesome background music when cooking. Great for sleeping too!Akagiyama
- I wish coffee shops would play this. Instead they lit the idiot baristas DJ with their terrible idiosyncratic crapnb
- "not really for listening to but to fill the void" lolNairn
- I've just clicked on it. Naturally, now I'll get fuckloads of this sort of stuff in my recommendations. Eventually, you will, too, thanks to me.Continuity
- I have tinnitus, so I leave YouTube on autoplay all of the time to fill the void, as pangz says. Their algo is so off on me, it's ridiculous.garbage
- ^go into your watch history on youtube and delete it. you won't get suggested vids related to itAkagiyama
- I've left my office to take a shower. I was listening to Mogwai when I left. When I come back?garbage
- Ben Shapiro squealing about whatever new thing was upsetting his bitch ass.garbage
- lol that guy's voice is just... no.
Never mind his opinions...Nairn - This is why I don't quite believe all the hype about how AI is going to be governing humanity in a few years time.yuekit
- @aka I have to research shitstains like Little Ben, but I have an alternate account for that. Somehow they bleed into my personal YT account.garbage
- @Nairn Even if he wasn't an abject moron addicted to logical fallacies, he always sounds like he's campaigning for "Shrill Wiener of the Year".garbage
- I'd fall asleep if this ever followed any of the mixes I listen to - what was the previous one?timeless
- maquito2
Can’t play blast beat anymore.
- PhanLo2
- cha"ris"ma, charm, personableimbecile
- The street youngsters round my way use it to describe the ability to 'chat up' someone.Morning_star
- Your either Count Rizzula, power forward for the Minnesota Rizzlies, or your not, old timerprophetone
- https://www.tiktok.c…prophetone
- https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- hydro745
- $432 including taxes and insurance.capn_ron
- I've heard of mortgage insurance but taxes? You get a tax right-off for mortgage interest.CyBrainX
- Trump made sure to remove the tax write off immediately after taking office.monospaced
- oey_oey1
When you're peeing while sitting and suddenly you fart and you start shitting before you even finish peeing.
- sounds funAQUTE
- The worst part is having to then excuse yourself from the table.palimpsest
- ^lolYakuZoku
- autoflavour3
walking down my front path yesterday in the rain and slipped the tiniest amount, like less than 10cm.. didn't fall, but twisted my torso in a way which totally fucked my back.
spent all day in bed yesterday, back at work today but still crazy sore and stiff.. sitting in a office chair isn't making it any better.
FML
- Ah it happens dude. I was helping install cables on a job in the woods, slipped a fucker but kept my balance doing some weird splits. Also days of pain :-(PhanLo
- literally feel your pain... one leg went wahey and slid out in front of me this morning and i've absolutely fucked my knee...._me_
- its just so stupid.. like I barely slipped, and its just endless pain at the momentautoflavour
- MrT3
I occasionally wander around the house with noise-cancelling headphones on, no music, just to see what being a bit deaf might be like. Bonus sign if I'm also just in my undercrackers.
