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- BonSeff10
Pitchfork - The 50 Best Albums of 2023
https://pitchfork.com/features/l…Who the fuck are any of these artists?
- Pitchfork Top50 is nonsense to me since many years nowHAL9001
- more to the point, why is their music so drearily derivative?hans_glib
- if you don't know new blue sun, you must be willfully ignorant. andré 3000 on the flute!imbecile
- I know of only 4 of those names. I reckon the rest are all made up!sab
- I wonder how many of these “artists” can read or write music, or even play an instrument.monospaced
- I know 8.webazoot
- Back in my day we made up names that made sense, not this jibber jabber nonsense today!hydro74
- like being able to read music means a single fucking thing. Johnny Cash couldn't read a lick of music. mono, with the aboslute lib scolding banger yet again.face_melter
- We expect rappers to not be able to read music but even Yanni can’t read music and he makes orchestral masterpieces...ok new age bullshit but still_niko
- That Jaimie Branch album at 28 is amazingIanbolton
- I do like end of year recaps like this. Bleep.com was always good for electro stuff. I don't have the time to keep up these daysIanbolton
- @face, he could play an instrument, face, and he had a solid understanding of timing, melody, chords, harmony, etcmonospaced
- rappers are artists, but not exactly 'musicians' in the traditional sense as they are really just rapping, not making musicmonospaced
- Finally, I never said it had anything to do with anhythin ... it was only a question. The fact you got triggered AF into a little BITCH hissy fit is all on you.monospaced
- Ramanisky28
Purchased these bad boys
because now my old man feet get really cold all the timeBest $37 I’ve spent in a long time.
- No joke, this is a trend amongst the high school boys around here. Saw a bunch of them after school wearing these out in the freezing cold. With socks.monospaced
- sexy afnbq
- Let me tell you how comfy these are with the memory foam and I’ve had no issues with frozen cold feet pain. My toes are loving it.Ramanisky2
- Level up with these ankle warmers: https://www.ugg.com/…skinny_puppy
- Oh I’ve had some version of this for years. It’s my winter work from home shoe.monospaced
- RIP Ramoey_oey
- ^ lol ... yupRamanisky2
- get yourself some leg warmers
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - That’s hot pangoRamanisky2
- not hot. Warm!pango
- lol @pangoskinny_puppy
- my heels would get too coldmicrokorg
- ^ :D that's why leg warmers come inpango
- lajj14
My kid and my GF are leaving for a short trip to her parent's for 2 days. Cant wait to finish work and get home to deep clean the living room's carpet with this new shampoo and shopvac attachment I just ordered.
- Yes!monospaced
- Looking forward to updates!whatthefunk
- So jealous! Don't forget to spray some ScotchGard for carpets afterwards!nbq
- lolYakuZoku
- ha haNutter
- lol, I had last sunday to myself and spent the day in housepants doing overdue chores... it was great.Nairn
- living the dream!dmay
- We are all slowly turning into our grandmothers.ideaist
- Tell me more about the shopvac attachment you mentioned.fooler
- Wife wife left for the weekend and I spent 20 hours reorganizing and cleaning the basement and garage.monospaced
- Pics or it didn't happen.CyBrainX
- NBQ00-4
How do you dye short beard stubble? I have a bit of grey hairs there but nothing extreme. Still it makes me look a little older than necessary.
But seems pointless to dye when I trim it every other day and it's not a lush beard but just a stubble?
- I use latex house paintYakuZoku
- I use Rust-Oleum spray paintutopian
- blackened onion dustFax_Benson
- grey in your 20's, gene therapy may help?fadein11
- I never said I was in my 20'sNBQ00
- oh, my badfadein11
- Don't do it. I have a friend that dies his beard and ended up looking like Billy Maysfooler
- Girls love gray hair, at least mine does ;)OBBTKN
- sharpiespango
- also girls appreciates consistency. make sure you dye your pubes as well.pango
- Dye your head grey so it matches.bezoar
- Grey reducing beard wash. Use when you shower each time. Looks mor natural but over time darkens.falcadia
- Falcadia, which product any recommendations?NBQ00
- Just For Men Control GX Grey Reducing Beard Wash Shampoo, Gradually Colors Mustache and Beard, Leaves Facial Hair Softer and Fuller.falcadia
- https://www.amazon.c…falcadia
- OBBTKN5
I have 5 days of holiday, perfect to take the bike and do some routes...
But it's cold and it's raining heavily, so I've decided to put the Christmas dishes in advance, in the heat of the fireplace, and fill the freezer.
A perfect excuse to get a little drunk and rest for once!
- doggydoggdog-2
I'm tired all the time, my stomach has some fat
- doggydoggdog-2
My hands don't feel the same, like they're swollen.
- doggydoggdog1
I'm waking up at 4am now
- doggydoggdog6
I just want to retire and make art.
What's a job that pays like $40k and is part time like 3 days a week?
Would cover my bills and let me keep my lifestyle.
- street pharmacistpango
- cam girlYakuZoku
- onlyfanpango
- CamBoyRamanisky2
- OnlyGrampsRamanisky2
- OnlyDaddiespango
- OnlyCamsephil
- sell feet pics.pango
- Rich grannies' toy-boyOBBTKN
- sell carpet shampoohans_glib
- lollypop man, postie? get your shifts over and done with before the day starts.microkorg
- Crypto. Trust memilfhunter
- Real Estate Photographer.bezoar
- SodomBucket.Nairn
- Sell the art?imbecile
- Wedding PhotographerRamanisky2
- That’s what I do for my employees. They are there for the 3 days I need em and can pursue their hobbies 4 days out of the weektoemaas
- This one isn't related to age.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky21
My nightly loop for this entire year..
Off to bed at 10:00pm
Wake up at 3:00am .. bathroom
Wide awake at 6:00am .. time for coffee.
- utopian1
My nightly loop for this entire year...
Off to bed at 3:30am
Wake up at 9:00am ... bathroom
Wide awake at 11:00am ... time for coffee
- pango3
my weekly loop.
up to no good the entire week.
sleeps on sunday.- Pango .. you party animalRamanisky2
- nahh i just can't sleeppango
- kalkal1
Started getting bi-weekly skin fades to hide the greys on the sides. Suspect I'm going to look like a badger within 5 years.
- embrace the greyGnash
- I would if it wasn't a sparse speckle, looks like that recycled plastic shit.kalkal
- My hair turned 100% gray by the time I was 22. I've been dying it ever since. No one has ever known. Now I am at the age where no gray looks strange.....formed
- I dye it every 3 weeks when I get a haircut. Good ol' L'Oreal is cheap enough.formed
- I mean, I guess I'm lucky that I only just started getting this problem at the very least - how do you dye your short hair without also dying your scalp?kalkal
- Ramanisky211
Do you sometimes forget ahh..ummmm .. words?
- yupYakuZoku
- Names, peoples fucking names. It drives me insane.Morning_star
- ^ the names of famous people is such a painful one for me. It’s brutal.Ramanisky2
- ^ You know? that guy who was in Oceans 11 and Seven....what's his fucking name :-)Morning_star
- ^ yup ... and yet you remember the movies name lolRamanisky2
- only if they are not important enuf to remember...neverscared
- How do you word?pango
- Always did, so I'm at an advantage in this case.kalkal
- Yesdmay
- Yes, l occasionally go into Jeff Goldblum mode.Akagiyama
- I forgot Jeff Goldblum's name a few days ago.CyBrainX
- ********4
- Oh hell, I thought you guys were fucking around with the “Found the Cat” I stared at this fucker for 5 min, looking at every pixel and still didn’t see it.Ramanisky2
- It took me about 8 seconds but I don't get the point.CyBrainX
- its because your old********
- you're********
- same Ram lolmonospaced
- Ram samested
- Friend in her late '20s found the cat in like 3 secondsgrafician
- XDpango
- So far 20s and late 50s are fastest.monospaced
- ok_not_ok19
- Relatable.dasohr
- Rage Against the Washing MachineNBQ00
- Folding In The Name Of.thumb_screws
- California Über Softnessthumb_screws
- "She's got hers, and I've got my mine. Meet the Timed Dry."garbage
- Laundry CallingBluejam
- Bleachdasohr
- Dirty Rotten Washablesprophetone
- The Damned sock is missingprophetone
- Raw cold powerthumb_screws
- Let’s lynch the laundry.thumb_screws
- Nasty stains fuck offthumb_screws
- lol @commentsOBBTKN
- flol these commentsContinuity
- Ace of Stainslemmy_k
- I am the one, oxyaction.thumb_screws
- lmao @ comments ... good onesRamanisky2
- Wow, bravo gents, bravo lol_niko
- The Sheets of Punk to Comeideaist
- I declare the winner "Folding In The Name Of" by thumb_screws. bravo! I laughed out loudHAL9001
- I dunno, I'm rather partial to 'Nasty stains fuck off' myself.Continuity
- 'Cuz baby, I'm an anarchist. And you're a spotless laundry load.nocomply
- i agree, 'Nasty stains fuck off' is close to top lollHAL9001
- Grey Flag.Longcopylover
- Scrubbing Through Gary Gilmore's Lyescannonball1978
- I Fought the Laundryfooler
- Too drunk to tucksausages
- Best comment thread of the year.skinny_puppy
- "Despite all this lint, I'm still just a fluf'n'foldin' Clint"Krassy
- Wild in the Sheets.fooler
- The Sock PistolsCyBrainX
- "Spotless laundry load" is massive. Thank you for forever changing my childhood fave.garbage
- fooler0
I had a ham and cheese Hot Pocket for the first time in over 30 years and it was so gross I had to check the expiration date.
I can't believe I liked these things as a kid.- I had one the other day. 10/10 would eat again.duckseason
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- Nairn4
I don't even know where to post this, that's how old I feel.
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- My mate Techno Dave bought a painting off him when he went through a mad drug bender. It's one of his favourite art pieces, LOL.PhanLo
- :)
https://hueycrowley.…Nairn - I think the boob job sold it too. hehePhanLo
- Will get pics next time I'm at his housePhanLo
- Legend shitthumb_screws
- Parents Just Don't Understandfooler
- God Bless Phanlo.hydro74
- This is it https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- Genius!
...I think?Nairn - Knobby Alert!utopian
- Nairn4
I have Whatsapp and Telegram installed on my computer so that I can Actually Fucking Type.
- Any of you cunts encourage your kids to type? Like,on a keyboard?Nairn
- guilty of that toozaq
- I tried teaching my kid when he was 10 but it wasn't the right time for him. Good reminder to give it another go. It's a key skill.palimpsest
- :|Nairn
- My two daughters learned typing at school and have their own laptops... They're faster than me ;)OBBTKN
- What's wrong with Telegram on the computer?garbage
- Further signs I'm getting old... but aren't telegrams from the 1900s ?sab
- Don't have Telegram and only use Whatsapp to videocall my mother.dmay