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  • section_01415

    I don't know what's happening in this thread.

  • Ianbolton14

  • Gnash5

    • Haha that’s insane.
      It’s the only sport where there’s no debate who the GOAT is
      _niko
    • So much awesome!palimpsest
    • I'm in!!

      How much does a horse cost?
      OBBTKN
    • why isn't this an Olympic sport yet?Krassy
    • This is my people.cannonball1978
    • holy shitpedromendez
    • RAMBO 3!grafician
    • lol our algorithms are definitely interlinked. I hate baseball and I love Jomboy. Look up his robot fight videos.garbage
    • between this and turkish oil wrestling, all of my sports boxes are checkedscarabin
    • I want to see one where they ride goats and fling a dead horse in a pitNonEntity
    • How did i not know about this.wagshaft
  • NBQ009


    • Well saidNBQ00
    • The fucking IRONY of Gary Neville kicking off about another turn in the game dividing the rich clubs from the rest, while holding a Sky Sports mic...Luda
    • That was weird, but I thought he nailed it. Really got to the heart of why football exists in the first place.Ianbolton
    • Not a fan of Sky but being a pundit on Sky Sports isn’t comparable to this ESL crap.NBQ00
    • It is comparable as, when Sky took TV coverage of the PL, they had power to change kick-off times and funnel more £££ into the big clubs. This is the next step.Luda
    • Neville benefitted massively from being at Man Utd during Sky's reign. I know it's not his fault and he didn't cause it...Luda
    • ...but a rant on SKY SPORTS about more money driving a wedge between certain clubs is highly ironic.Luda
    • 'BT Sport'? So that's why my phone bill keeps going up, when I barely use eeh fucking thing?Nairn
    • On the plus side, could this be the kick up the arse plebs in the UK need to finally get off their overweight backsides and revolt?
      No, of course not.
      Nairn
    • What is a Bottle Merchant?Chimp
    • lol ChimpNBQ00
    • LOL @chimp it's our new phrase of the dayrenderedred
  • Nairn9

    On the plus side, I today learnt the wonderful phrase "bottle merchant".

    https://www.definition-of.com/bo…

    Thanks, Gary Neville.

    • LOL yes, me toorenderedred
    • haha, he said it a few times to really drill it deep!Ianbolton
    • LolNBQ00
    • i willl use it for sure :)renderedred
    • I also learned today (from Gary Neville) that “they do not care about this CUNT-ry”NBQ00
    • LOL gary is great!renderedred
    • i also love how roy keane doesn't have a fuck to giverenderedred
    • hahahaha love itChimp
    • The More You Know thread materialKrassy
  • grafician4
    • There you have it, it's called capitalism, look it upgrafician
    • Fuck the peasants, we want more money and control. Something, something, football.Chimp
    • I so hope every fan will boycott this and nobody watches it. So it collapses immediately. Fuck them.NBQ00
    • Football is a social control mechanism. Sadly it's a big part of the life of grown adult men so I doubt it will go anywhere.PhanLo
    • superleague : make football great again.neverscared
    • that’s “Make $occer Great Again” for you :)NBQ00
    • To be fair, as a board member that IS your job. It's not a fucking charity. Also, I hate football.Morning_star
    • You should be an investor then, Morning Star. You could help destroy the sport you hate.NBQ00
    • Does this really surprise anyone?
      Also, the people who make Charmin don’t really care about your ass.
      futurefood
    • Apples & Oranges. This would destroy the football system (domestic leagues, championships, etc) in Europe as we know it.NBQ00
    • no really?utopian
    • whaaat? nooo!Projectile
    • Lol @PhanLo — been waiting to drop that wannabe-Chomsky chestnut on the unenlightened servile populace? When will the peasants learn, eh!NonEntity
  • Gnash9

    • Love Andrew Cotter as a commentator. Would have been watching the Masters this weekend.Fax_Benson
    • Read about this in the Guardian this morning. Actually made me LOL.Continuity
    • The ‘bad dog’ at the end was chef’s kiss :)Gnash
    • Fab.monoboy
    • lol saw it without audio and i thought it was pretty good but with the audio it's genius lol_niko
  • NBQ006

    Here’s the full video. So these owners really don’t give a shit and apparently secretly wish that their clubs get banned from their domestic leagues as well as their players banned from World Cup.

    • So the Americans invaded European Football and are destroying it.NBQ00
    • it will be called american football soon :)renderedred
    • "European Soccer"nb
    • “European Soccer Super League”NBQ00
    • “European Soccer Super Duper League World Series XXL”NBQ00
    • "Super League World Series Soccer 2022"grafician
    • haha fucking hell._niko
    • Hooligans in Suitsneverscared
  • NBQ007

    Klopp, what a great guy.

    • hell yes. standup guy!renderedred
    • That would make the German national team very happy.Continuity
    • ^yes they want himrenderedred
    • I love how the German teams have all said 'nah, we're good' to this whole thingIanbolton
    • @renderedred Well, until now, it's been widely assumed Hansi Flick would take over, now that he's fucked FC Bayern off.Continuity
    • But now, with this shitty super league and Klopp not being a fan, who knows.Continuity
    • @Ianbolton Honestly, I'm actually a bit surprised. I would have imagined RB Leipzig would have been first in line to join, but apparently not.Continuity
    • i have nothing but respect for german clubs for saying no.renderedred
    • Would I be wrong in assuming that German clubs might still be more 'locally-owned'? Or is it simply a matter certain clubs being popular in Asia/America?Nairn
    • Yeah the reason Germans not in is mostly because of the 51% rule that can’t allow Billionaire investors being majority shareholders.NBQ00
    • All the 12 clubs taking part in the ESL are either owned by Billionaire investors or deeply indebted.NBQ00
    • AFAIK the ESL clubs are promised $350 million per year regardless of performance. WTF. Easy to see why they want this.NBQ00
    • @Nairn, for the most part yes. Notable exception is RB Leipzig, which is 99% owned by Red Bull, and was a stink all on its own.Continuity
    • Also, Bayer Leverkusen and VfL Wolfsburg, but they're ancient clubs, and RB Leipzig was especially egregious.Continuity
    • Thanks, both. Well, there's the problem right there. This country's like fucking USA-lite, but without any of the punching weight.Nairn
    • Unfortunately it was just a rumor. He doesn't seem as critical about it as few years ago.NBQ00
  • Fax_Benson5

    • field hockey?utopian
    • https://www.google.c…PeterPancake
    • That was insane. One the greatest innings I have ever seenthumb_screws
    • just incredible_me_
    • it was remarkable.fadein11
    • Oh fuck! Trying to escape vision of this cunt...and I see it here? FUCK OFF.BusterBoy
    • SHould have been given out the previous over. Cunt.BusterBoy
    • And yes I'm fucken salty!BusterBoy
    • it was out yep, shame you wasted your last review :)fadein11
    • Zero faith in the umpiring contributed to the shocker of a review IMO.BusterBoy
    • I was a bit disappointed as he should have been out, soured the victory a bit but still what an innings. All to play for now.fadein11
    • Was an amazing innings. Just should have been an amazing innings in a losing side! :(BusterBoy
    • haha, yup. but lot of recent history, the game isn't always fair is it ;)fadein11
    • Not even the dodgy umpiring can overshadow how bad Australia are at the review system. It's like England having two extra battersFax_Benson
    • Two much needed extra battersFax_Benson
  • scarabin3

    Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

    • Huh?NBQ00
    • I have no ideascarabin
    • ExactlyYakuZoku
    • The Acid Olympics has started already?Ianbolton
    • What was Hag thinking?!?_niko
    • What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?i_monk
    • Omg! last night was wild!pango
    • Thing about Arsenal is they always try walk it in!pango
    • Tomorrow is going to be somethingnb
  • renderedred6

    i just want this new super duper league to take neymar with them, can't watch that ground crawler anymore :)

    • Lol @ ground crawler :)Gnash
    • Well, they're taking that cunt Ronaldo with them, so there's that much gained.Continuity
    • ronaldo is a bit lower on my hate list, but yah he can go toorenderedred
    • Ground crawling Bottle Merchant?Chimp
  • _niko10

    A player revolt would be awesome, all the best players join smaller sides and leave the big 12 clubs holding their dicks, or each others dicks, greedy clueless fucks.

  • renderedred3

    European Super League: Uefa furious at 12 major clubs signing up to breakaway plans

    https://www.bbc.com/sport/footba…

    • Yeah I just saw it all over twitter. It’s such a disgrace as Gary Neville said:NBQ00
    • https://twitter.com/…NBQ00
    • Fucking greedy cunts. It seems there’s no more back? At least they will be banned from all other competitions if they proceedNBQ00
    • i think so too, fucked up!renderedred
    • But it would also mean end of European football as we know it. Such greedy cunts.NBQ00
    • i can just imagine hardcore fans fuming over this...renderedred
    • roy keane was great too: "it's greed, pure greed."renderedred
    • yup, greedy cuntsrenderedred
    • and what will this do to the whole league system? premier league would stop existing actually.renderedred
    • also heard that all german clubs refused to take part. respect!renderedred
    • Most of these clubs are owned by billionaires. They don’t care much about fans or tradition & history. Just $$NBQ00
    • JP Morgan is financing it: https://www.skysport…NBQ00
    • and most of the owners are not locals which explains their logic...renderedred
    • Let them do it. It won't work.
      People won't watch it. Fans are leaving already. I reckon it's a bargaining tool. Support your local team.
      Fax_Benson
    • Your really local team.Fax_Benson
    • All this outrage from famous Liverpool and man utd etc fans is a decade too late. The devil bought their souls long ago. What did they expect.Fax_Benson
    • Euroleague basketball has been using this model for over a decade and its thriving. Champions league is only contested by 12 major clubs anyway_niko
    • It’s been a farce since they opened it up to 4-5 clubs from the 5 biggest leagues. The days of steua Bucharest or red star Belgrade winning it are long gone_niko
    • the romanticism of a local side winning it all also died and it became nothing but a business with the Bosman rule. This is just the next logical shitty step_niko
    • It's not about the champions League, which is already in the process of being ruined, but more about all the domestic leagues and 100+ years of history thatFax_Benson
    • will be ruined too.Fax_Benson
    • Or what you said while I was typing slowlyFax_Benson
    • I’ve read different things fax, do you get a sense that they will still compete in domestic leagues but this will be an extra competition, or will these teams_niko
    • ...Compete solely in this new super league?_niko
    • AC Milan
      Arsenal
      Atletico Madrid
      Chelsea
      FC Barcelona
      Inter Milan
      Juventus
      Liverpool
      Manchester City
      Manchester United
      Real Madrid
      Tottenham
      grafician
    • JUST IN: Clubs in Super League will reportedly receive €3.5 billion for their 'infrastructure investment plans'grafician
    • lol if they ban those teams, it's basically empty space for Champions Leagure and UEFAgrafician
    • Wow this will be.. interesting.garbage
    • It’s getting interesting as fifa is threatening to ban participating players from national teams_niko
    • Super League is a farce. Destroying football. All these clubs now banned from domestic leagues and players banned from world cup. Greedy cunts.NBQ00
    • Wtf is Arsenal and Tottenham doing in there anyway. Arse ending up 10th in the league probably.NBQ00
    • I hope every fan will boycott this.NBQ00
    • the nft league...all get paid by crypto..neverscared
  • _niko4

    city's going bonkers, cue a good ol' fashioned Montreal Riot...and this is only after winning the semis lol

  • _niko4

    The thing these dumb fucks don't get is, and they keep dangling this as the main "reason" for this league, is that fans want to see big matches like Man United play Real Madrid which is true, they are great and special, but only because they are rare. If we see them every single week, it loses its lustre.

    I want to see the underdogs, I want to see Leicester win it, I want to see a club that was in the 2nd or third division a few years ago battle their way up and compete with the big boys, and have a run at a European title.

    That's what it should be all about.

    • They don’t care about you, peasant. They want to market this to Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, China, etc. Streamed on Disney+NBQ00
    • ^, and thrice ^^^Nairn
    • I don't give much of a shit about football. Not a football guy. Followed Toon a bit in the 90s, but then that whole Man U buy out thing poisoned everything.Nairn
    • It's got nothing to do with jumpers for goalposts, it's KUWTK or Pop Idol for blokes and all of it is detestable.Nairn
    • It's not Pop Idol. That at least gives an underdog a chance. That was a poor comparison. I meant the pageantry.Nairn
    • i'm with you niko, i was living in bg when red star took the cup. it was amazing!renderedred
    • Yeah Rendered, I could imagine. Speaking of which, Red star has more champions league titles than Arsenal, Tottenham, Man City, PSG and Athletico combined! lol_niko
    • one club most forget about is ajax. they ruled european football at one point.renderedred
    • that's the thing, even if these clubs wanted to break away, You still have Ajax, Bayern, PSG, Marsaille, Celtic, Rangers, Borusia, PSV, Galatasaray, Fener,_niko
    • Sevilla, Napoli, Roma, Lazio, Benfica, Porto, Lyon, Leverkusen, Leicester, West Ham, villa, newcastle, Leeds. So many great clubs to choose from._niko
    • So right.stoplying
  • nb6

    Wow should've figured that it would be European Soccer that lit up the Sports thread

    • Football.Continuity
    • European World Masters XXL Soccer LeagueNBQ00
    • JPMorgan Soccer LeagueNBQ00
    • Socceuronb
    • La Soccer en français!nb
    • Non. C'est « le foot » en français. Cesse d'être con. C'est « soccer » en québécois, pas en français.
      En plus, « soccer » est masculin, donc « le ».
      Continuity
    • Le SuckerNBQ00
    • Les Socceurosnb
  • NBQ000

    WHAT A CUNT.

    Florentino Perez: "We are thinking about making the football matches shorter. That was a point in our meeting room, 90 minutes might be too long for some football fans."

    Florentino Perez: "If young people say football matches are too long, maybe it's because that match isn't too interesting or maybe we have to shorten the length of matches... We will see."

    “There will be many European Super League games scheduled in the Middle East, Asia and North America to help generate more revenue for all the clubs involved in the competition. Dubai, New York and Shanghai are the current hotspots.”

    • make the field smaller.
      add weapons.
      100 points per goal.
      sarahfailin
    • Boringest game on earth...thats why!utopian
    • For Americans lolNBQ00
    • great news! another thing I won't be watchingdorf
    • More tits at half time and commercial brakesoey_oey
    • silicion tits implants for all male players and wigs and goldchains on the pitch.neverscared
    • Stop the flops.ShenanigansTV
    • Remember when Americans couldn't watch hockey and they needed a blue orb to tell them where the puck was. yeah. cunts._niko
  • Krassy8

    Reddit mobs need to get involved (similar to the GameStop stock powermove)

  • Ianbolton7

    Love this...

    The 50+1 rule guards against this. In short, it means that clubs – and, by extension, the fans - hold a majority of their own voting rights. Under German Football League [DFL] rules, football clubs will not be allowed to play in the Bundesliga if commercial investors have more than a 49 percent stake.

    https://www.bundesliga.com/en/ne…