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- pango
well i'm bored.
lets be nerd and play some chess. Go sign up an account and come kick my ass. (i'm really not good at all)https://lichess.org/
(you can get iOS and Android app as well)You can find me @ squanchyc137
post your user name in the thread.
you can also post link for people to challenge you.Lets see how this goes.
also...
- Gnash1
did you catch the match? watching Carlsen speed play was fantastic
- who? i really don't know much about the "chess world". i just want to play. lolpango
- I challenge you mofo!!pango
- was the last match of the world championship todayGnash
- I'll sign up :) but can't play tonight -- stupid deadline for the morningGnash
- ( i shouldn't have been watching chess today )Gnash
- I usually play with unlimited time. A game could last for days. Takes me forever to make a move and i got other shit to do.pango
- ^ sounds just my speed :)Gnash
- Watched a bunch of matches with alpha zero recently, it plays light years ahead of humans :(_niko
- Hurry up gnash!pango
- Sign up :)Gnash
- *edGnash
- mugwart2
AW77
don't play drugs he'll kick your arse, again and again and again ... and again a few more times!- ohhh shiet. didn't know there's a group already.
https://lichess.org/…pango - ^ oh sweet :)Gnash
- ouuch. just saw your history. 20 games against drgs and you won maybe 4... lolpango
- drgs is a beast!Gnash
- I got arse kicked!!! Didn't think I won oncemugwart
- Hurry up and accept the challenge!pango
- trashtalk with mugwart was half of the fundrgs
- it was! I'd like to say it distracted me to a loss but I'd be lying and only trying to comfort myself!mugwart
- The drama, the fighting, the afterwards make-up... The things you did not see in last Carlsen-Caurana matchdrgs
- ohhh shiet. didn't know there's a group already.
- Krassy3
- :)Gnash
- Omg I already feel like I don't know what I am doing. And now it's live!! Lolpango
- you DO know what you're doing! you're a hustler, aren't ya!? haKrassy
- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fukpango
- https://i.imgur.com/…pango
- He's got a big bitch in my yard!!!!pango
- he's gonna take your rook!Gnash
- not looking good, but you can do it!_niko
- http://i.imgur.com/a…pango
- not sure we can help but after he takes your rook, your best move is: https://i.gifer.com/…_niko
- the queen is such a cunt_niko
- you read my mind....pango
- backdoor queen actionhotroddy
- just woke up and read all the above notes and literally LOL'd! bahahaKrassy
- @pango check!Krassy
- nice gameGnash
- ಠ_ಠpango
- ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻pango
- had to Urban Dictionary this ^Krassy
- https://www.urbandic…Krassy
- lol!Krassy
- Krassy3
drgs!
let's do this.
- pango3
- lolKrassy
- it's true too! he's destroying me as we speakKrassy
- Rape is never funnyshapesalad
- Oh god, somebody's triggered shapesaladIanbolton
- Not even chess?pango
- Rape is not funny, a joke about rape can be funny though. That's how comedy works. If rape were funny in itself we would have Rape Bloopers on Comedy Central.soundofreason
- I think we understand mate. Let me just recap 'rape is NOT funny'. OkIanbolton
- Yes, rape is not funny.soundofreason
- Please don't tell me we are explaining how joke works... Rape in this context really means massacre or domination.pango
- A joke about rape is funnyrobthelad
- And guess what, assacre isn't funny too BUT THEY ARE CHESS PIECES!! THEY HAVE NO GENITALS!! NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL ASSULT OR MASS MURDER!!pango
- STOP TRIGGERING ME!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻pango - https://www.youtube.…soundofreason
- Gosh it's like playing bingo with you guys.
Calling out people while ignoring the context. Friggin kindergarten. "Wooooo you said peeeenis"pango - See how stupid it sounds when someone trying to explain this shit?! ಠ_ಠpango
- No one on QBN is going to tell you sexual assault is funny. Buy we're talking about chess pieces man. Chess pieces. We're talking about chess pieces man.pango
- Not the game that pango goes out there & dies for and plays every game like it's his last. Not the game, but we're talking about rape, man.soundofreason
- I mean, how silly is that?
He knows he's supposed to lead by example. He knows he shouldn't rape. He knows that. He's not shoving it aside.soundofreason - You know, like it don't mean anything. He knows it's important, I do. He honestly do. But we're talking about chess man.soundofreason
- When you come to LiChess, and you see him play, you see him play don't you? You've seen him give everything he got, right?soundofreason
- But we're talking about rape right now. We're talking about rape.soundofreason
- We're talking about chess, man!
Chess!pango - Oh good. I do like a good, hard, abusing when it comes to chessIanbolton
- Ready your ass!!pango
- Pango is too beaucoup.soundofreason
- I think anything can be funny but the more offensive the material is, the higher the bar is for laughs. You have to earn your tastlessness.CyBrainX
- I don't even know what beaucoup is. Sure I'll take it.pango
- teh0
what time controls do you want to play?
- pango3
Drgs vs Krassy
- drgs2
There is a Lichess app (for Android at least). 90% of the time I'm playing from my phone
- pango2
Teh VS Pango
I really shouldn't be playing multiple game at the same time.
- drgs1
Turns out I played with teh before without knowing it:
https://lichess.org/poiq6Y0z28uU…- Lol great... Looks like I'm gonna loss to everyone...pango
- mugwart1
^ I'm playing dark souls 2 at the same time, does that count towards something?
- cannonball19780
- https://lichess.org/…drgs
- https://lichess.org/…drgs
- ggpockets
- https://lichess.org/…cannonball1978
- Finally a worthy opponent! Like the name suggests, cannonball plays very aggressivelydrgs
- Krassy0
Someone challenge me
- BonSeff0
I signed up, haven't played in years but would like to dust off the cobwebs. I'll check in after I get a website out the door in a few.
lichess.org/@/bonseff
- join the QBN group:
https://lichess.org/…Krassy - done, thx!BonSeff
- join the QBN group:
- Krassy3
QBN group on Lichess:
- drgs0
cannonball - drgs
3 - 1- reverse r*pe ?Gnash
- where is shapesalad? rape jokes are not funnydrgs
- https://giphy.com/gi…cannonball1978
- C'mon post the replay.pango
- You can see all games in my profile there
https://lichess.org/…drgs
- drgs1
Lichess allows to create custom tournaments
https://lichess.org/tournament/n…
With so many players, it feels natural to do a QBN-only tournamentLet's find out who will rule this place for the next year