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- Continuity5
Someone explain this to me, because I think I don't get it:
What's with all the toilet roll hoarding?
This is a respiratory illness, not a gastro-intestinal one.
- when/if they shut everything down you'll miss toilet paperGuyFawkes
- I suspect I'd miss food more.Continuity
- People are preparing to self quarantine. Up to a couple of weeks. For families that’s a shitload of toilet papermonospaced
- Hm. Righto. Carry on, then.Continuity
- It’s the media’s fault. What was just an anecdotal observation at some random Costco has been spun into this nonsense. Now everyone thinks tp is goldGnash
- Those fat, flip-flopped fucks buying bales of tp think they’ll be able to sell them on eBay for $5/rollGnash
- Never heard of “Shit hits the fan”. When it does, you’ll need a lot of toilet paper.NBQ00
- I've thought much the same, continuity.
Now's the first time in my life I wished i had a bidet. Always did as a kid, never used one.Nairn - In my own defence, media focus on fucking bog roll made me think people believed they were going to shit themselves inside out in some sort of ...Continuity
- ... faecal apocalypse.
So, fuck you, downvoters.Continuity - @nairn: you know, I'm with you there.
Or one of those fancy Japanese hotel toilets.Continuity - Now you understand the value of bitcoin.SteveJobs
- TP isn't even a necessary item. You can def live withoutnb
- If you're not stockpiling guns and ammo, you're just gathering supplies for those who do: https://www.youtube.…zarkonite
- No one gives a fuck about bitcoin, apart from people who give a fuck about bitcoin.Nairn
- Bitcoin is a luxury gambling game, in a Mad Max scenario it's the first thing to lose value and disappeardrgs
- https://www.qbn.com/…sted
- If you clean yourself with t/p you have a dirty anus, i'm sorry. (99 times out of 100)********
- mfw you get that 1/100 bowel movement********
- bowel movements come out of the mouth sideGuyFawkes
- Krassy6
- I can get behind thisRamanisky2
- definitely menbq
- smarter purchase than TP.capn_ron
- lol********
- There's always a lot of wining during an epidemic.CyBrainX
- NBQ00-2
Re: Toilet paper
If you only shit once a day why not just take a shower after a dump instead of buying up all the toilet paper.
- i actually do this when the timing is thereBennn
- or spend that money on a bidetdbloc
- you still need paper to wipe out some stuff.shapesalad
- bliznutty5
- thats because carrier does not always show symptomspango
- pangosplanationNBQ00
- https://media0.giphy…pango
- Bennn0
People are buying TP because people are buying TP....
Then you have all the other people who buy TP because people are all buying TP and they dont want to be out of TP
The Human race is pretty predictable and straight foward sometimes. The mass effect is real.
#bennnsplanationoftheday
- Lemmings. Only 99% of them.NBQ00
- at the beginning the story in Hong Kong was that Wuhan was a major TP production center and that, as well as buying it, Wuhanese would no longer be making itFax_Benson
- ..leading to global shortages. that spread to idiot conspiracy sites in the US etc.Fax_Benson
- NBQ005
I’m getting really worried about influencers and insta models. More and more flights are being cancelled. What are they going to do not being able to travel and show us what a great life they have?
- Upvoted to bring luck to themBennn
- Nah, they take photos in rented grounded private jets: https://nymag.com/in…Krassy
- Signs Iam getting old... this piss me off and i dont know whyBennn
- it piss you off cuz other people have better life?pango
- Bennn, if you had a travel insta littered with photos of you accompanied by tigers, you’d be famous af. Just saying. Like no one. #freethetigersimbecile
- LolBennn
- shellie0
Anyones travel been impacted yet. My office in seattle has been sent to work from home but im in LA. Im going to NY next week but I have a second trip to NY planned on the 25th and im anticipating our office there will be closed by then as well.
- I had a 600 ppl event to attend, got cancelledernexbcn
- All the SXSW travel for my company and companies I work with are cancelled including bands that have albums dropping and tours to support those albums.shellie
- Sucks for them. A lot of record releases are going to flop without tours to support them.shellie
- kingsteven4
- This is pure comedy gold.
aaah #humans :) you so funnyBennn
- This is pure comedy gold.
- teh1
::BUMP::
Continually Updated Coronavirus Map By Johns Hopkins.
Surprised how fast it is moving inland from ports of entry.
https://tinyurl.com/uvclzl9- https://www.arcgis.c…instrmntl
- 43 in Iceland! iam surprisedBennn
- instrmntl0
Apple is WFH starting today.
- waffle for her ?Bennn
- innovation never worksutopian
- wanking from home.shapesalad
- lolBennn
- Hahaharobotron3k
- utopian1
The Strongest Evidence Yet That America Is Botching Coronavirus Testing
- ronburgundy0
This may have already been posted, but what the hell. This is in response to the article above...
- Krassy-1
There's something very fishy about this virus and the panic it's causing globally. I am not big on conspiracy theories, but in this case it really sounds like governments know a lot more about how it originated and how dangerous it will potentially become. (biowarefare?)
- *biowarfare ?Krassy
- IMHO, that would be massively overestimating the efficacy of governments.zarkonite
- Not all governments; select ones onlyKrassy
- They know because everyone knows. It’s the flu. It spreads like the flu. It’s not a fucking mystery.monospaced
- it's the flu?Krassy
- Basically. Symptoms are the same.monospaced
- GM2781
SXSW 2020 has been cancelled
- Whoa!dbloc
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- It's still only deadly to older and sickly Asians but people are panicking. You're ok round eye.robotron3k
- eat shit bobomonospaced
- lol... boboPonyBoy
- Can it survive at Burningman environment?Beeswax
- shapesalad1
Doesn't sound pleasant.
- Ramanisky20
Oh FFS ... also nice KAG hat you fat fucking meathead
- utopian-4
Florida reports 2 coronavirus deaths
Rep. (R) Matt Gaetz from Florida, should probably keep gas mask handy...it was all fun and games for minute our so.
#MAGA
- NBQ000
Free tip of the day: Don’t go on fucking cruise ships right now.
- don't do it ever. terrible things.Fax_Benson
- https://www.transpor…Fax_Benson
- Wow had no idea. Should be banned.NBQ00
- that's just airborne pollution. They also pump out sewage, oil, general waste, toxins, sound pollution lethal to marine animals etc..Fax_Benson
- and generally ruin everywhere they goFax_Benson
- and, let's face it, are mostly tacky afNairn
- Such a weird thing to choose to do.Fax_Benson
- And hey're all registered in weird as fuck places with really slack legal standards, so can basically do what they want at sea.Fax_Benson
- That said, I hope I get old enough and rich enough to see and go on a dirigible cruise.Nairn
