Idle Thoughts
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- Nairn6
the more i like someone, the shorter my sign-off in emails becomes.
- i just noticed this, scanning an email exchange with a client that had its ups and downs. Now we're besties and we just sign off with our first initial.Nairn
- Mine's lower case though, hers unrelentingly upper. Not sure if that's a power move.Nairn
- Dearest Pr2,
Please accept, Sir, the expression of my most distinguished sentiments and earnest salutations to end, henceforth, this digital communication.BaskerviIle - lolMrT
- heheheNairn
- DRIFTMONKEY-1
Do you pronounce "actually" as three syllables, or four?
- hans_glib-4
if you live south of the equator, do you refer to really cold weather as being antarctic?
- Nairn7
Is there anything more genuinely rewarding than successful slightly-inebriated cooking?
- I think Keith Floyd is my spirit animal.Nairn
- Yes, cutting raw chicken on LSD.sausages
- got back from the pub tonight and made a great salad, a controversial choice and tbh the only cooking was a boiled egg but nailed it A++kingsteven
- With you there and Keith Floyd is a proper legend.MrT
- I’m with you, cooking Italian food while drinking wine and listening to Sinatra and dean martin while slicing garlic like Paulie in goodfellas_niko
- kalkal-1
If a wormhole through space and time took you to a point outside the observable universe where nothing you were to do could possibly interact with the events causing you to enter the wormhole in the first place due to expansion, would this solve the grandfather paradox?
- I like turtlesinteliboy
- I think it wouldn't, since the whole grandfather paradox relies on traveling back to kill the grandfather :)rzu-rzu
- The grandfather paradox is a simplified version of "what if you change events to stop you from time travelling back in time in the first place?"kalkal
- In this scenario, you literally wouldn't be able to.kalkal
- true, but it's not really as much a solution as it is avoiding the problem :)rzu-rzu
- < No.Morning_star
- Nairn3
Isn't all salt ultimately sea salt?
- Some is organic from "political party" tearsAQUTE
- All salt is Sodium Chloride. Not all salt is from the sea. Rock salt is mined from the earth.Morning_star
- Not all salt is sodium chloride - just the stuff we typically consume. Obviously that wasn't my point. And how was rock salt formed?Nairn
- Besides which, this is the 'idle thoughts' thread, not the 'Autistic wank off thread'.Nairn
- haha classic comments, I still love this place (mostly).fadein11
- No.i_monk
- perhaps the sea is a lake that got contaminated by rock salt?hans_glib
- Minerals are washed from rocks by rain into the sea. The sea evaporates and creates salt deposits. Salt deposits are mined. This takes lots of time.Morning_star
- The salt existed before the sea did.Brabo_Brabo
- AQUTE0
Between truck stops
- Bluejam3
- I think the use of paperweights decreased when we domesticated paper and started keeping it indoors, as opposed to hunting-gathering approachrzu-rzu
- Also, in the 1950s helium was added to paper to make air mail cheaper.Morning_star
- Pre-hvac systems, office interiors were controlled by windows that opened, as well as vents above doorways. This created airflow from room to roomGnash
- What is "paper"?CyBrainX
- Ianbolton0
When will someone create a 'Autistic wank off' thread
- and what treasures will such a thread contain?hans_glib
- GretaBrabo_Brabo
- It’s the coronavirus threadscarabin
- Almost every QBN thread is an Autistic Wank Off Thread including this one.CyBrainX
- Bobo why you wanna wank off to underage girl?pango
- PhanLo0
The day after the Las Vegas shooting, I had this thought, which after reading lots of gun fetishist posts, seems even more plausible now.
Do you reckon a certain type of gun lover saw the Las Vegas shooting, heard about how the heat from the gun firing set the smoke alarms off, how the shooter was able to massacre the crowd with relative ease from a safe position and it turned them on enough to have a wank?
I know what you're think woah woah, I have guns and I wouldn't have a chug over something so horrifying. But I don't mean you. I mean the oiling the gun with liberal tears guys.
What do you reckon?I imagine for a certain type of gun fetishist, the Las Vegas shooting is the ultimate fantasy, after all that's what the gun is designed for, indiscriminate mass murder.
Anyway, you might be disgusted by this thought, but you know it's true, someone had a wank over the Las Vegas shootings and now it's in your head too.
- I'm wanking over this postGuyFawkes
- hahaha. I didn't have to look far for evidence...PhanLo
- https://www.quora.co…PhanLo
- https://www.reddit.c…PhanLo
- Nairn2
I want to hear what the very last song sounds like.
- /tune, because it'll all be massively post-robotic at that pointNairn
- https://68.media.tum…Nairn
- https://i.imgur.com/…Nairn
- utopian-2
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it,
And please don't knock it until you've tried it,
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes,
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo
- Beeswax1
Why are split peas split?
- I think splitting them releases the awesome power of peasfuturefood
- Nairn0
. o O ( blockchain should be used only to verify the hash of a hash of hash of a reference, which ultimately transcribes to some absolute/distributed reference of #entity which lives over the global distributed web, not the blockchain. )
#keepBlochainAsProofOnly
- Blockchain should be the reference MIDI stream to the global Everything Else.Nairn
- Nairn0
Oh my fucking word.
Fractalised Blockchains.
Chains within chains, domains within domains, each and all communicating upwards into the #UltimateConfirmationOfAll.
All proofs exist, subdivided, all adding to the All.
*dampens shorts
- Nairn2
I wonder if there are cut shots of Phil going really dark with Rita in Groundhog Day? I mean, some have calculated he might've been there for over thirty years... .
- #Day 14,032
I began the day by decapitating Rita and fucking her exposed windpipe. Not my highest point, I acknowledge.Nairn - #Day 14,032
Why do I persist in writing diary entries that re-set themselves each day?Nairn - #Day 14,032
I have completely lost count of what day it is.Nairn - #Sol 923
One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug.Morning_star - Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.Morning_star
- #Day 14,032