Toilet of the Day
Toilet of the Day
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- Nairn18
When I was in Italy recently we were out in the countryside at a friend's sitooterie. We'd had a few drinks, and then some more and then I had a joint or three. Over the course of many hours, I reached a zen state of general subdued bliss. I went for a piss, and as it was pretty much a full moon, I took a walk and after a few minutes found myself in an olive grove with nowt but the moon above me and the trees and countryside about me. No lights or sounds of human origin. The night had that curious fake effect that old films employed, wherein they darkened day time footage, processed into stark blues and blacks.
I stood there legs wide, and flapped out my lad and raised my arms and Just Pissed, all glory be to the moon.
It was fucking glorious.
I stood still 'til I felt the last drops gently fall away then put the old boy back in his jorts and returned to the party.
- Sometimes when I'm in my atelier late at night instead of going to the public toilet in the building I just go outside and take a leak in the forest 50m away.oey_oey
- @Nairn love your writing style, man! write a book already1Krassy
- Its not going to be about pissing, is itdrgs
- love me a good Nairn post!stoplying
- pissing in the open wilderness is one of life's simple pleasures.hotroddy
- What the hell is a "sitooterie"???Akagiyama
- A small cabin or somesuch out in the sticks, in land that's owned and considered a form of home away from home. Also see - Butt and Ben, in Scottish vernacular.Nairn
- Common on the continent in Europe and to a degree in Scotland. No idea what Ze Euros call these things, but they employ them moreso than we.Nairn
- "This word is a Scots colloquial term, though not a common one in print. It means a place to sit out in, a summerhouse or gazebo,robotinc
- rom sit plus oot (a Scots pronunciation of out) plus the noun ending –erie of French origin that’s familiar from words like menagerie and rotisserie.robotinc
- I remember taking trains in Holland and seeing the extra-surburban countryside filled with such things and realising how wrong we have things in the UK.Nairn
- https://www.youtube.…hotroddy
- Flol, those things are useless.
Seh-toot-eh-ree, in groundskeeper Willy's voice.Nairn - I enjoy doing this to the lemon tree in my back yard on a regular basis, although with worse writing and less picturesque surrounds. Great read.BuddhaHat
- nice Nairn. what I love about Irvine Welsh is how he makes you pronounce the Scottish accent as you read his bookshotroddy
- @BuddhaHat how are the lemons?Krassy
- Ah, ok, got it!Akagiyama
- imagine the transcendent bliss you'd encounter curling out a moonlit jobbie.zardoz
- a feeling of freedom when you can let goSimonFFM
- Every now and then Ill take a prolonged piss in my yard while my dog is whizzing too. Cacknbolz in full glory foe the neighbors to get an eyeful.cannonball1978
- ..I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like..zardoz
- ..piss against a sitooteriezardoz
- sitooterie — Geordie word for a patio.robthelad
- pity the fool who eats those oliveshans_glib
- mort_7
- family edition?brt44
- Families who poop together stay together.mort_
- I give this image 10/10 toilet brushesdrgs
- one american ass_niko
- Selfie possibilities are endless.utopian
- Saw that on This Old Housemisterhow
- Doubles as a small pool for the kids!Akagiyama
- Taco Bell approvedKrassy
- Does it flush from left to right?drgs
- I like big buts and I can not lie?Chimp
- prototype of a body disposer on maffiacon. works with acidsted
- I can can't get enough of this shit...I love the toilet thread.utopian
- it's just a long exposure and the toilet was sliding gradually away from themsarahfailin
- Power Dumps Hate Him!utopian
- Gardener10
- zappa loves tvsarahfailin
- Zappas shot would be more interesting than 90% of tv_niko
- Poop Shootutopian
- Frank's Crappababaganush
- http://www.frank-kun…SimonFFM
- a finally, boris johnson brexit conference is on TVmilfhunter
- I like how Zappa’s just slapped in therefuturefood
- This was from a Life Magazine issue showing rock stars with their parents in 1971. https://www.life.com…CyBrainX
- Bluejam8
- Smell my finger?Ramanisky2
- Another one?tank02
- lift that seat and you'll find all his musicfuturefood
- ^ lolKrassy
- BWAHAHAbezoar
- Pee the best music !!Percrushin
- Wes Anderson?YakuZoku
- mort_6
Minimum Viable Sink
- artsted
- Armitage Shanksymort_
- all basin are belong to usFax_Benson
- *yourFax_Benson
- BanksyKrassy
- lol mortMrT
- Dadaismmilfhunter
- What else do you want?AQUTE
- ron arad?hans_glib
- John wick took a piss there once.monospaced
- Gardener5
- Toilet of The Year?Gardener
- Haha. Amazing, although slightly off-putting.Ianbolton
- FFS Lars never sits down for that long :-)Morning_star
- How do you find such stuff?SimonFFM
- It might be his owndrgs
- Ride the LightningGuyFawkes
- Which way do you face when you sit down?Akagiyama
- Loadgarbage
- ReloadPioneerDJ303
- You don't even have a lid on that nightmare.CyBrainX
- The toilet is fully functional and is due to be set up for public use on December 3rd at the Brass Mug music club in Tampa as part of a Prince Midnight show.SimonFFM
- drgs2
- ladies only?sted
- A family of 5 boysdrgs
- stay out of my grandma's house!sarahfailin
- eewbezoar
- Garfield hiding in the back.shapesalad
- 80’s - 90’s Nightmaresfuturefood
- carpet in the bathroom, genius!Bennn
- That carpet used to be white.calculator
- Found the turdSimonFFM
- UXnbq
- i can smell this photoKrassy
- Akagiyama4
- i keep seeing these lately, who the fuck builds something like that? how is this explained or normal?renderedred
- The explanation is London + Immigrants.shapesalad
- Have breakfast, wash the dishes and have a power dump from the same seat.utopian
- no bed?Krassy
- Bed is on top of kitchen cabinetscalculator
- Pretty sure all building codes prohibit thisGnash
- ^ depends on the country.zarkonite
- Cosy room in edgy east London. Only £2000 per week.Chimp
- who needs more?milfhunter
- Gardener7
- :osarahfailin
- For after eating those lil tiny tacosscarabin
- What kinda of flusher you reckon is on this one?Ramanisky2
- the nanoshitter is automatedsted
- imagine hitting target on that.fadein11
- mort_2
- Puke-tron 6000OBBTKN
- Very usefull wall mounted barsOBBTKN
- https://youtu.be/hgK…mort_
- shitting highsted
- ^ perfectgarbage
- Expert modescarabin
- Parkourutopian
- I believe this is the appropriate technique https://youtu.be/vjW…scarabin
- lol. Years back I had a copy-paste flub and accidentally sent my mom the handstand pisspug.garbage
- Heh... my mom would have enjoyed it :)jagara
- If this is that kind of party... i'm a take a shit in the sinkNonEntity
- A puke-bog would be a great idea for pubs and clubs. Means the bowking cunts aint using up the cubicles.microkorg
- Bennn5
- Holy piss!jmckinno
- w t fNBQ00
- here, take that nail.
DO IT.
JUST DO IT.Bennn - I like itPukeintheToilet
- ewwdbloc
- the smell, OMGShenanigansTV
- scarabin5
Poseidon’s bidet
- *PHWEESHPHW*
Prolapse?
WHAT PROLAPSE?
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So cold.Nairn - it's an ancient synchronized shitting World Cup venue with a Greek theatersted
- as the legend goes when the waves were strong enough they took the roof off and the contestants had to perform synchronized turd flying for the crowd.sted
- In cases of constipation, a saltwater enema might be recommended.PioneerDJ303
- "Neptune's Rimjob"Akagiyama
- Pffft. And the Japanese think they were innovating with the their fancy arse-washing toilets, eh?Continuity
- *PHWEESHPHW*
- Ramanisky26
- finally....we can make eye contact.utopian
- Like a paintingpango
- There are no secrets in this house.Chimp
- American Toilets®milfhunter
- PioneerDJ3037
- finally!sarahfailin
- drinks are on the house.PioneerDJ303
- I see you are a gentleman of culture as well...hydro74
- SimonFFM5
Just found this one, I took in Barcelona a while ago. The model was really funny.
- Seeing the amazing attributions you all deliver, I feel small. But it's a photo with a toilet after all.SimonFFM
- what's in the bag?Fax_Benson
- Didn't bring the toilet, didn't bring the bag, so we will never know...SimonFFM
- She’s cute.NBQ00
- Seriously though, bag, tell us its contents alreadyGuyFawkes
- This queen asserts the power of her throne.CyBrainX
- sted2
- the best pisser of the city, if facing the other wayhotroddy
- lolYakuZoku
- It's the coffee-room. They're making a steaming cup for the boss!futurefood
- you're basically mooning off the window while pissingKrassy
- The Shard in London has men’s toilets like this but you face out!dee-dubs
- These things are quite common. I know them from Frankfurt skyscrapers as well.SimonFFM
- From one bank they pissed in the direction of another. Meanwhile they merged and now they're pissing on themselves.SimonFFM
- :)))sted
- Continuity3
This is for jagara.
- "inspection shelf" HA!
aka Mudslidebezoar - Hahaha! Little do you know, I grew up with these. Every summer we stayed at my grandma's in Germany, the house had 3 of them.jagara
- Or maybe I told this tale before :Djagara
- One of them had a flush so weak, it couldn't manage to push the poop over the edge. You had to help push, with a piece of toiletpaper. Ew.jagara
- Yeah, Dutch toilets are ... special. This one the single most irritating thing for me when I lived there a few years back.Continuity
- "inspection shelf" exists for health reasons, you can tell a lot from poop and this way you don't have to fish out...sted
- So they’re aware of a better design, but they don’t update? That very idea is poo island.futurefood
- I have both toilets in my home. Dutch one is much quieter and no splash.SimonFFM
- "inspection shelf" HA!
