Euro 2020/1
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- grafician5
- God, I love Croatia.Continuity
- She went home...grafician
- ... on da bangbus.palimpsest
- HeheNBQ00
- head is smalldorf
- pucker and bloatPonyBoy
- Ewi_was
- I Can't Believe It's Not ButterGuyFawkes
- I can hear her legs stick at that plastic seat.Longcopylover
- A giraffe neck and Beetlejuice head....would not fuck.utopian
- Mediterranean cunti_was
- You seem to be a nice gentleman, I_wasNBQ00
- south east european mermaid.neverscared
- NBQ0010
First Croatia vs Spain and now France vs Switzerland. Incredible games.
- superb 2 gamesfadein11
- Couple of classics. Hope the knockout stages carry on like this.Fax_Benson
- S U I S S ENBQ00
- great football! all 4 teams!renderedred
- That was unexpected... but we take it. Merci.Longcopylover
- Happy for the Swiss, but Mbappe...man. Guy must be devastated todaystoplying
- neverscared7
- Bwahahahaautoflavour
- Karma is a mirror... https://www.independ…jonny_quest_lives
- He'll be shooting some peasant with a crossbow tonight, no doubt. Joffrey stylePhanLo
- That kid got humbled real quickgrafician
- lolsted
- heheutopian
- willy is farting in the first one i think.neverscared
- This was the highlight of the match. I wanted them to stay on that last shot for ages.garbage
- Chimp8
TLDR:
- England were the better team in the first half.
- Italy dominated the 2nd.
- England didn't seem to have a response.
- Southgate waited too long bring on the subs.
- Italy could have had 2 players sent off.
- England looked to be edging it in extra time.
- In hindsight it was a mistake to bring on cold players with so little time before the penalties.
- Pickford did well in the shootout.
- Donnarumma did very well.It was close but Italy edged it.
England have come a long way.
- Football is a game won on very fine margins, unless you're the Ukraine.Chimp
- long way from home ..heheheneverscared
- - Italy could have had 2 players sent off.
could but that would have been too harshoey_oey - We've seen players sent off for less. I think one player sent off would have been fair.Chimp
- only the better team for 15 min in the first half.neverscared
- that horse collar was ridiculous, but I liked that the ref let them play physical and not call ghost penalties._niko
- I thought Sako should've started based on how well he played against Germany. But Trippier assisted the Shaw goal so what do I know. Feel awful for those...stoplying
- ...that missed their pens.stoplying
- Exactly. The fact Italy didn't run away in the 2nd half suggests they are not at their best, and that even in stunned-deer mode, England can still hold on.MrT
- Krassy3
Penalties deciding a winner is nonsense.
there's gotta be other better ways for settling the earned/deserved outcome of a game during the overtime phase:
1. Remove the goalies in overtime
2. No offsides
3. Remove a player from each team every 5 min or so
4. Wider goals
5. Have more than one ball in play (imagine!...LOL)
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.?- Oh Krassy, our philosopher of times, he who always questions the laws of the Universe and more often than not the laws of men...grafician
- I would pay to watch a pro game with 2 balls on the field!spl33nidoru
- Well there are two goalkeepers and two gates on the field so...grafician
- Would machine guns be an option?Chimp
- Release the Lions !_me_
- Lol, you played too much video games, Krassybabydick
- You're wrong it makes sense, infinite overtime: no.i_was
- Nah penalties are funNBQ00
- penalties with iron spikes patterned on the balls surface.neverscared
- loli_was
- Some Swedish TV channel experimented with 2 ball-soccer in 2000sdrgs
- https://www.youtube.…Hayzilla
- grafician5
"Coca-Cola Lose USD 4 Billion After Cristiano Ronaldo Moves Bottle and 'Endorses' Water"
- damn he's Global football’s top goalscorer ever
inhuman...grafician - great!Milan
- Coke will be sending a death squadPhanLo
- Kudos to himNBQ00
- Agua!Wordsworth
- The new Elon Musk of the liquid drinking businessIanbolton
- I had a Pepsi today. First time in 15+ years. Not had a coke for 10 years. What a pile of shit. 500ml drink had 48g of sugar in it. I felt sick afterwards.shapesalad
- The first mouthful is refreshing as it’s cold and fizzy. The last mouthful is a warm syrup tasting like burdock. Absolutely vile.shapesalad
- I’ll be sticking with fine teas for the next 15+ years. Just got a batch of Taiwanese treasures.shapesalad
- Oolongs?scruffics
- damn he's Global football’s top goalscorer ever
- renderedred7
whoa! all the best for eriksen. horrible scenes!
- awfulfadein11
- A Reuters photographer at the game saw Eriksen raise his hand as he was carried from the pitch on a stretcher.renderedred
- yeah I've seen a pic now, great news, he looked dead. not out the woods yet though I'm sure.fadein11
- yeah when i saw cpr and them shocking him i thought he was dead too...renderedred
- That was shocking to see and then his wife on the pitch crying. Good to see he's alive.NBQ00
- https://twitter.com/…AQUTE
- it was awful, the silence stadium made it more so.MrT
- PhanLo3
- It’s called freedom. Look it up.nb
- Is it true that they also put crumpets on their pizza?utopian
- sorry, but I have hotdogs on pizza in italy which in my personal taste is not any better.SimonFFM
- Pineapple and jalapeño is awesome on a pizzascarabin
- pineapple and ham is a great combocannonball1978
- @scarabin +1Krassy
- Stop complaining about it, and stop ordering it.jagara
- ^Krassy
- I really like pepperoni on a pineapple pizzaPhanLo
- Gardener11
- lowimpakt7
"The footage of a nude man waving an England flag while attempting to windmill his chipolata dick in the car park outside the PC World in Wembley is a better metaphor for Britain’s attitude to the world under Boris Johnson than any satirist could devise."
- Mic Wright
- https://pbs.twimg.co…neverscared
- Top!grafician
- 'Island monkeys', lolNairn
- staying classyNutter
- grafician6
"Spain but the 'S' is silent."
- Didn't see the ending, but what i saw was a boring game... Sweden all defenseCalderone2000
- 980 completed passes for Spain vs 98 for Sweden. Sweden came closer to scoring._niko
- I quite enjoyed it but did watch highlights, admittedly...MrT
- The swedes turtled, now watch the others in the group do the same thing and watch the frustration of the paella-bois...ArchitectofFate
- I can’t believe how Spain didn’t win that! Bad finishing but also a lot of bad luck.Chimp
- grafician4
- Had the memes already set
Told my dad "1-1 and Italy winning at penalties"grafician - easy to say afterwardsMrT
- lol what? I even knew who would make or miss the penalties, football is not hard at allgrafician
- haha the nerve on the Brits to even have hope
wankersgrafician - lol you didn't even qualifyMrT
- ‘brits’....ha, idiot.Morning_star
- how can you not win ever at the game you invented?!grafician
- I wonder where the most successful and famous Premiership League is? You know, the one that’s world famous and a Mecca for the best players.Morning_star
- https://www.qbn.com/…grafician
- guys guys, it's literally the meme I posted, nobody is taking England seriously at football
maybe next year WC2022 will see...grafician - yeah only joke teams make the final. it's the serious ones that get stuck on the Faroe Islands a year out. you sir have the brownest eyes.MrT
- The first England goal was literally like a sucker punch coming from a Brexit supporter, pure luck lolgrafician
- and the fact that the team sent the young guys to execute the penalties says a lot about your...ballsgrafician
- those young lads will get a LOT of hate from now on for missing those penalties
probably the hate already started tonight on social media...grafician - easy to say afterwardssted
- Apart from what literally means, grafician knows everything. But it's not the whining it's the taking part.MrT
- What you're mumbling about MrT? What have I said that's not right ha?grafician
- The Brits got a medal for attending the Finals, for the rest jog ongrafician
- lolGuyFawkes
- Had the memes already set
- Chimp4
- < Best summary out there!Hayzilla
- this is a very good summaryfadein11
- If a player hasn't dived in the penalty box in a game, it's only because they couldn't get in the penalty box!Hayzilla
- Public transport seems to be very popular in London.SimonFFM
- no one has a car in london, it's all public transport and ubers.shapesalad
- These past weeks haven't been the most productive in my career!Chimp
- autoflavour5
If it makes you feel better England, I just played Fifa2021 with my 10 year old.. England vs Italy.. he beat me
- Was Penalty shoot out also.. England wonautoflavour
- Sweetoey_oey
- basically the same tho.. right?autoflavour
- was super weird to recognise the English players in the game to who just played.. Phillips and his noncy ponytail thingautoflavour
- maybe pop on Watch Dogs Legion afterwards and recreate the post-match riot...MrT
- neverscared6
- lol last pointNairn
- missing mama.. bringing home the cupautoflavour
- Gardener2
- really-sad-trombone...hans_glib
- Christmas!Fax_Benson
- it's fucking smurfs?Bluejam
- ...balls deep in midgets?face_melter
- It's Santa Sex!Hayzilla
- cumming gnome!Gardener
- ...a porcelain dwarf fuckshow?face_melter