Turns out I'm dating a Pro...

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  • utopian6

    • I call it ... "the treadmill"AQUTE
    • This thread is about as real as this gif. We just like to believe.garbage
  • _niko4

    Hmm, Bobo gets banned and cat power stops posting...coincidence?

    • Bobo got banned? This is wonderful news.BuddhaHat
    • Trolls are the salt of QBN, were are the boring bread.drgs
    • i take drgs statement with a grain of salt.neverscared
    • if cat power was bobo then...then...oh no!!!oey_oey
    • Bobo was banned months or years ago. What’s this about exactly?monospaced
    • qbn police readiness teststed
  • sea_sea6

    I'm here for this thread. XD lolol

    • Season 2 is going to be litRamanisky2
    • Totally binged it in one sitting.sea_sea
    • I've been sharing it with non-QBNers. They want more. I feel bad telling them the series is on hiatus.CyBrainX
    • Didn't get renewed, I guess.Continuity
  • Ramanisky24

    I think this belongs here.

  • Krassy4

    3 months without an update.

    catpower, let us know you're OK!

  • catpower6

    Apologies for the delay. I've tried to write an update several times but have found it challenging to be concise. I don't want to barrage the feed again, but there are many moving parts.

    tl;dr — my junk remains persistent.

    We still see each other, but our "relationship" has devolved into a purely sexual and open thing. We meet up to fuck once a week, and that's it. Deplorable is the only word that comes to mind. Our time is so intense — we laugh about it because we both know it's not normal or healthy. Not great.

    She's still seeing one sugar daddy, which is so absurd. A few weeks ago, we were texting, and I asked her what she was doing. She replied, "do you really want to know?" I was like, "that's why I asked."

    She then sent me a series of pix over the next 40 minutes. She was fucking some dude and kept going to the bathroom to send me mirror selfies of how disheveled she was progressively getting. "I wish you were here. You could teach him a thing or two." The "sweet" sentiment mixed with the level 10 depravity is so fucked up, darkly humorous, and kinda hot. It's all so fucked up.

    She lets me choke her, spit on her, fuck her in the ass, tie her up and fist her — everything is in play. She's incredibly submissive to me, which has brought out my "domme" side like never before. I forget that not all women are like this.

    This has fucked up my "normal" dating life with the other women.

    For example, I was hooking up with this girl for the first time a few weeks ago. We had regular foreplay — it was hot — she pulled off her panties, bent over, stuck her ass in the air, and pulled her cheeks apart with her hands. My perverted ass thought she was signaling anal. So I started licking her pussy and then ass from behind. I could tell she was surprised when I touched her devil eye, but she leaned in.

    I laid my persistent cock on her asshole, and she was like, "um, no?" And I was like, "obviously." Again, I would never have thought like this in the past. I need to recalibrate back to reality.

    Another bi-product of this shit is that I've gotten pulled into her sketchy-ass world.

    Her roommate does these high-end happy-ending massages. There's a network of these places all over the country, and they fly girls around. It's pretty shocking how organized it all is. It's like the Breaking Bad of hand jobs. Anyway, I got intrigued, so I called the number and set up a time with one of the girls.

    All this shit has made me absurdly comfortable (read: jaded) with nudity, runaways, and sketchy sex. So I called this number, a girl answered and gave me the address, and I entered this super sketchy, dingy, small one-room studio with a massage table in the middle. She directed me to disrobe and lay down. *cue awkward boner

    She started rubbing me all over, and I instinctively reached up and started rubbing her back. I can't explain it, but I could just tell what she wanted. I rolled over, and started putting my fingers into her mouth, and she literally said, "oh fuck, how did you know that was my thing?!" We started making out, and she went down on me, forcing my cock down her throat until she choked. It was intense.

    Anyway, we finished and started chatting. I suspect that most guys in these situations try to over-sexualize the whole thing and/or give off weird energy, but I was so calm. We started talking about music, and vibed quickly. She offered me a blunt as we got dressed, and she was like, "we should see each other outside of here sometime."

    We exchanged numbers and went out this past weekend. Our chemistry was amazing. We ate, and then I took her to a hotel I had booked. Again, the only word that comes to mind is deplorable. She literally said, "I want you to trash me." *cue awkward boner again

    We fucked for two hours easily. Crazy shit. I had her balled up on her side with her hands bound behind her back with my belt hard. I was fucking her so hard that my hip joints started hurting (and this is how you know you're getting old... fuck.). She started cumming and said, "I just want to be a good girl for you, daddy," in this little voice. Though her convulsing was insanely hot, this phrase is the worst thing I've ever heard. Not great.

    Though we didn't explicitly talk about it, it was evident that all of this god-tier sexual energy resulted from trauma. It's easy to forget this when you're balls deep in a 27-year-old. I also had a rough childhood, but it has only recently dawned on me that all of my absurdity is probably partially the result of trauma. It puts you in a weird place.

    But my junk is anything if not persistent. I pulled her off the bed and onto the floor. I picked her up, yanked her head back by the hair, and came all over her face. We both collapsed on the carpet and started giggling. Her ass was bright red, hair wrecked, mascara running, and her face glistening with cum. She said, "you get me," and then nuzzled on my chest.

    Sexual compulsions seem to work like every other addiction — to keep the "high" going requires constant escalation. I don't do drugs, but I have an addictive personality. I've recognized this pattern in the past, but this "relationship" has pushed me over the edge. I do things that feel so foreign to who I really am. Not great.

    I have a few other absurd anecdotes to share. In the interest of length, I'll close it here for now. *awaits judgment

    • 50 Shades of CatpowerRamanisky2
    • Uff. Clearly not something I can just skim through.Continuity
    • This is how we end up with monkeypox.palimpsest
    • I can't wait for this series on Netflix.CyBrainX
    • lol @ palimpsestContinuity
    • cool story brosarahfailin
    • kinda gross and stupiddasohr
    • You really meet some charming characters here on QBN, choking spitting up ass... you both need therapy, sort out your aggression.shapesalad
    • You need to take yourself and all these girls to see Dr Paul Conti: https://youtu.be/kKi…shapesalad
    • You’re addicted to your own brains dopamine, adrenaline and endorphins and losing control of free will.shapesalad
    • The sugar daddy thing is disgusting, you filthy fucker. AIDS 2.0 will get you for realbabydick_
    • power of the kitty indeedimbecile
    • James Deen meets Marla Singer of Fight Clubstoplying
    • Agree, gross and stupid. And boring. Instead of evolution towards a real but distorted connection, it’s a (paid) tour leading to dick ennui.cannonball1978
    • golf claps.
      as long as it's not fucking up your life or anyone else's. bravo
      pango
    • Degree of obsession reminds me of 'Broken Embraces': https://www.youtube.…SimonFFM
    • Looks like majority of QBN is more vanilla than kinky and somehow this feels relieving to me (else I had felt odd for not needing hard stuff).SimonFFM
    • The Dark Side. Tempting it is, exiting. Astray it will lead you. Destroy you it will. Hmmm, yeehs!jagara
    • That bitch was rude to not take in the ass. She let you taste her dinner but won't let you push it in? Now her ass too good for your dick? Hell naw!palimpsest
    • Even the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh.palimpsest
    • the forum asks for an update then downvotes him? how many republicans at heart do we have here?imbecile
    • Thanks, Elon.palimpsest
    • I'm over this cuckery. Can't wait for Philadelphia 2babydick_
    • There's a disappointing amount of prude judgement here.CyBrainX
    • true story or not, an update everyone kept asking for, upvoted :) we are happy you are still alive!rzu-rzu
    • I'm still waiting for a total cost of services in dollars.cannonball1978
    • Yeah, I don't get the downvoting, but QBN gonna QBN I guess. I swear this is all true. It's not like I come off looking awesome in all this.catpower
    • Wow. Thanks for sharing. I feel jealous and grateful at the same time.pusherbot
    • I hear angels singing as I read this.Akagiyama
    • I think the downvotes are mostly just because it sounds so fake, and if real it's so poorly written that it's still boring.garbage
    • garbage, I'm downvoting your side note.CyBrainX
    • and I'm ok with that. The narrative doesn't seem real, and if it is, it's pretty dull mid-life crisis.garbage
    • if this is dull, what I wonder what a spicy mid-life criss looks like....inteliboy
    • onlyfans? i'm ready to subscribe. lolsea_sea
  • nb1

    You at least wearing jimmyhats?

  • catpower0

    @nb — Yes, I always wear protection. I will say this, though. Over the past few years, I've been with a stupid amount of women in various ways, and NOT ONE has asked for protection when giving oral. I always insist on it, and they look at me like I'm a little green man who's speaking in tongues. So weird.

    • https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
    • https://getyarn.io/y…nb
    • Do you remember the cling film for cunnilingus?jagara
    • Benefits of one long term monogamous partner, don't have to worry about STDs and condoms.shapesalad
    • Jesus Christ... I'd take a healthy partner and no rubber over a bunch of whores and bj's in a rubber. Fuck me.babydick_
    • Condom for oral? A bit overkill. You may also get run over by a car.NBQ00
    • @NBQ00 I don't know, man... if you google it, seems like oral is as dangerous as vaginal for STIs...catpower
    • You wanna put a condom on a vagina before you go down on her?NBQ00
  • BusterBoy3

    Prolly enough internet for me today. Catch you guys later.

  • Nutter1

    So when exactly is HBO buying the tv rights?

  • Krassy2


    two months without an update.

    catpower, let us know you're OK!

    • monkeypox got to himdasohr
    • Power to the catKrassy
    • He's on tour with Thundercat.
      #pussytour2022
      CyBrainX
  • necromation0

    ... Just saying

  • Krassy1

    3 months without an update.

    catpower, let us know you're OK!

  • BusterBoy4

  • pablo281
    • I knew he was lyingdrgs
    • ^lolscruffics
    • Warning: That site only lets you make four or five images before you have to subscribe for at least $9/month.CyBrainX
  • autoflavour0

    "She lets me choke her, spit on her, fuck her in the ass, tie her up and fist her — everything is in play."

    well, that escalated quickly

  • autoflavour0

    has anyone said this yet, but Pics or it didn't happen

  • catpower2

    Update: we officially broke up.

    The last time we were together sexually was so bad. God. I went to pick her up to get some food, but instead, she answered the door half-naked and put an industrial-strength blunt in my mouth. I have no idea what the fuck was in that thing, but it took us both out. We fucked, but we passed out without finishing.

    Cut to the middle of the night, and I heard the shower running and gagging sounds. I stumbled into the bathroom, and she was throwing up on the shower floor. It was scary.

    I jumped in and saw that she was conscious but in rough shape. Thankfully, it wasn't something more severe like an overdose or something — probably just the combo of weed and alcohol — but it was such a heightened moment. "I have to get out of this chaos."

    After that, I started limiting contact and faking business trips to create separation between us. Variations of "I've just been so busy" became my default text. Silence is a weird thing. On the one hand, it can cause people to drift, which was my plan. On the other, it can become a repository for all emotions. Silence makes the heart grow fonder... or enraged, in her case.

    At this point, we last spoke about three months ago. In my mind, I had thoroughly moved on. A couple of days ago, though, I got a wall of texts at 3 in the morning with her claiming all kinds of craziness — lots of "how dare you..." energy. It was a lot.

    I checked out her "professional" page and saw she's still active on the platform. My first thought was to send her a link to her profile as my response, but I knew that'd lead to a full-blown meltdown.

    Instead, I apologized for my lack of communication and said I needed to be single. This led to a slew of threats, which put me in a weird place. Too much to get into now, but I've made it to the other side.

    It's funny because, through all this chaos, I can still see the girl I actually like below it all. It's just so buried. Amid all her crazy texts, she was still cracking jokes like "I need you... you're giving my vag blue lips," which is hilarious. But it had to end. And it did. Given all the terrible ways this could have ended, I'm just glad it's over.

    Repeat: I'm just glad it's over.

    • Send her the book: Trauma by Paul Conti. And get a copy for yourself too.shapesalad
    • If you thought you could make her drift away from you with silence, you're a bit naive. Speaking from experience, you have to be blunt as fuckIanbolton
    • You dumped her because she greened out and barfed? Shit man. Were you even in love?nb
    • @nb... nah man, I'm cool with vomit. It was part of a larger set of events. Chaos at every turn.catpower
    • @lanbolton... you're so right. gotta be like this: https://www.youtube.…catpower
    • I'm kind of happy you survived this trip. To me, this sounds like a happy-ending.

      All the best to you!
      SimonFFM
    • it had to end this way. anything else would have been a disappointment. burn fast burn bright burn outhans_glib
  • Continuity6

    This is just about the weirdest thread on QBN.

    And not in a good way.

    At all.

    • What a ride though, huh? Sometimes you just gotta take a chance in people!Ianbolton
    • it's a love storyBeeswax
    • A better love story than Twilight.Akagiyama
  • crazyprick2

    I'm glad it's over as well.