Windows HITULF
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- babydick_2
Hench is a faggot ass cuck fuck NPC windows xp running impotent retard
- How are you still an active member? Your insults aren't even funny. I'm the king of insults of QBN no scummy little cunt like you can test meHench
- https://www.youtube.…babydick_
- lolHench
- hench. did you put a quarter in babydick?pango
- you know where the quarters gobabydick_
- Sigh, he put a $5 in the change machine.garbage
- also what did windows xp do to you?! lolpango
- NBQ000
What is "HITULF" ???
- Hench-7
QBN is full of fucking retards
- And if you're offended by that then for the record there's only two genders and you're a cuntHench
- it is nowscarabin
- Fuck you scarabin you've been one of the cunts from day one, you still dressing like a 14 year old goth?Hench
- lol guisemonospaced
- Yeah. You still whining like a 14 year old girl?scarabin
- Just joking mate. Love youHench
- Lolscarabin
- Hench-3
The hardware is so nice that I'm making myself try and like this machine. I'm getting used to the shortcuts, even though I'm sure they'd give me carpel tunnel after long use, they're just not in comfortable positions. If only fonts were rendered nicely I think I could get used to it, but the mac experience is vastly better.
Not here to offend people's emotional attachment to the OS their computer runs on, lol... just found it astonishing that Windows has barely progressed in decades. Needed some humans to tell. Consider yourself told : )
- babydick_2
Windows 10 pro is just fine, you pussies.
- Is it really though or is it shit as well and you're an NPC?Hench
- Yes. Also, no one uses HITULF. Go suck some apple dickbabydick_
- No because I coined it just nowHench
- Can you only use things other people have used? Of course, you NPC cuntHench
- What about people who can't afford macs? You can get a Windows PC starting at 300 dollars. If you go refurbished, even cheaper (and possibly decent hardware).jagara
- Well yea sure it's nice people can afford laptops, not sure what your point isHench
- monNom2
People use Windows because Mac is a small, fringe platform for people who have trouble with email attachments and finding USB drives they plugged in.
Macs are 'simple' because they have abstracted away all of their utility in favour of a single screen, with a small collection of brightly coloured buttons. MacOS is a desktop environment where, to the average user, if it doesn't appear on the desktop it does not exist. It was made for primary-school age children because that was historically their largest market.
About its only saving grace is that it has a linux terminal, which is why dev's like it for remoting into cloud instances. But Windows has a linux terminal now too.
- Windows has a Linux VM you can enable. So, it's a bit more than just a terminal. And, it's actually pretty great for a local dev environment.section_014
- NPC detectedHench
- _niko-4
- i'd say that's a good car, easy to fix, better for environment than a new tesla.shapesalad
- drgs4
- Lol so truebabydick_
- I haven't played games on my computer since I was 13 years oldHench
- Now everyone knows you're a loserHench
- I love this guy!drgs
- so ... Windows is best when you aren't using itmonospaced
- remember when Mac v PC was just one of a handful of things ppl argued over? Now it's fucking everything. No it isnt, etc.MrT
- Why pc and Mac are two straight white guys!!!! The rage!shapesalad
- I chortledautoflavour
- sarahfailin1
right-click solves all of your problems on windows.
- Do macs still have one-button mice?drgs
- Apple mice have a giant trackpad that is a button too. It seems to confuse a lot of folks when they accidentally trigger gestures.evilpeacock
- section_014-4
People use Windows because they've never used anything else, and have never even considered a Mac. When they bought a PC at Circuit City in 1998, it had Windows. Their PC at work is Windows. Mac's are some weird thing they could never learn. They have no idea what Linux is.
Even system admins at companies are like this. Windows Server, Active Directory, Domain Controllers. These idiots waste so much money on licenses for shit that can be done for free (or much cheaper) using Linux.
A big reason is (for IT staff): they're terrified of the terminal. Windows is point and click, and that's easy to do. Nevermind the fact that it's 10 clicks of arbitrary bullshit, and Linux is usually editing a single text file in vim. And, once you get used to it after a few months, you realize you're 10x faster in a terminal. But, that's too hard.
- That's all valid but why do fonts still look like shit?Hench
- Type "ClearType" in search and select "Adjust ClearType Text". This allows you to tweak sub-pixel type rendering... you can even match Apple's blurry type.monNom
- No, you can't. If you weren't an NPC retard you might have actually read my post in which case you'd have known that already tried that nonsenseHench
- I've managed Windows Server, half of the things you might need to do are command-line only. It's not all point-and-click!evilpeacock
- nb1
Macs don’t come with any cool stickers that I can leave on the machine for years like its a Starter New Era ball cap
https://i.insider.com/526674656b…
NO THX TIM
- Hench-2
I've never written HITULF before but I'm making it a thing
- palimpsest-3
The type of bitch that won't fuck without the AC on.
- Are you emotionally attached to your os?Hench
- It's ok mate, if only your mammy taught you that other people have different opinionsHench
- No, I eat ass on the first date.palimpsest
- Eat ass only? Amateur.Continuity
- I'll make an effort if there's Chianti and fava beans.palimpsest
- QBN cretin 1 identifiedHench
- Indeed.palimpsest
- I'm with palimpsest. Eating ass on the first date is a mustbabydick_
- Satan is happyHench
- Hench-8
Bothers me only a little because just imagine what you could create with the platform and resources that they have. It could be so good with really not too much work...
We do live in clown world though and I'm more and more every day bewildered by the idiocy of my species, so I can't say I'm completely surprised.
- can't they make a 'windows pro' version that is light, optimised, clean ui/ux, the best feature of mac osx, tailored for creators?shapesalad
- "the idiocy of my species" you fucking, freethinking retardbabydick_
- I was about to say I forgot that QBN was full of NPCs but I didn't forget, that's why I haven't been here in 5 yearsHench
- Exactly shapesalad *shrug*Hench
- shapesalad0
Windows is predominately built and designed for Hilary, senior administrator at a local government office, aged 53, two children, a cat and used to have a dog but it died.
She is a little over weight and on HRT. She never does overtime and you can set your clock by when she leaves the office.
She did an evening course in learning how to use a PC and the World Wide Web back in the mid 90's.
She is... the target audience of Windows.
Microsofts sole mission is to not upset Hilary - any novel UI/UX change that would make things easier in theory, but alien to stuck in her ways Hilary - must be avoided. Microsoft can not be guilty of rising her blood pressure due to a clear to read font that she 'just isn't used to' as she's already on a fairly high does of statins.
- Continuity0
Set? Is that you? PSB time?
- nb2
Apple OS isn’t compatible with my favorite anti virus software
NO THX TIM
- jagara1
Paging grafician...
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