For a better tomorrow.
- mort_1
- https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- Fuck AIOBBTKN
- ...I think it tried.Nairn
- hate it when my fleshlight breakshydro74
- Are those used to get a deer to break cover of the woods and then shoot them?PhanLo
- Deer God, no.
No.
Really? We're such a fucked-up species.Nairn - Herne is Not Happy.Nairn
- https://www.bowhunti…PhanLo
- Yup, it's a rut decoy. If you'll notice, it's not a doe. That buck didn't come to fuck, it came to kill.garbage
- I did notice, but
https://live.staticf…Nairn - Akshually, some cervid species or populations have females that grow antlers which seems to be the case in the pic above.palimpsest
- I ackshually thought that after I posted, but all the ones I wanted to post prior that wee definitely male a male had stupid-long urls that didn't fit.Nairn
- xDeer dot com
https://i.imgur.com/…palimpsest - Enjoy
https://i.imgur.com/…palimpsest - Lol, when in rut, it's all the same in the dark. I sadly know too much about white-tails.garbage
- That fella looks to be maybe 3 years old, and that is a sturdy 8 point regular or a 7 point irregular, but he could have lost a point from fighting.garbage
- He's about the age where they have really aggressive ruts. White-tails are hilarious like this. They're absolute pussies until the seasonal hormones hit.garbage
- Danish1
- Is that Richard gere? What’s this from?_niko
- i dunno sryDanish
- John Candy - Armed and Dangerous https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- Here wheres the gif are from: https://www.youtube.…Danish
- ^ That makes more sense. I couldn't see John Candy there.PhanLo
- Fat Nick Kroll in dragRamanisky2
- Ramanisky211
RIP of the day
Character actor M. Emmet Walsh (Raising Arizona, Blade Runner, Blood Simple & Critters)
Age 88.
- awe RIPYakuZoku
- RIP! so many great rolesfuturefood
- RIPprophetone
- Oh man, what a good run.garbage
- RIPcrazyprick
- RIP he was a memorable character actor for sureBuddhaHat
- Ianbolton1
blog
Went to watch comedian Jerry Sadowitz here in Leeds last night. Fuck me, he really doesn't have boundaries. There's nothing off-limits, but he openly says he's too far into his game to change his routine and accepts that it'll get to the point where he won't get anymore gigs. (He did suggest maybe adopting a ventriloquist routine to make the character-play more obvious).
It's important to understand there's a character he's playing and all the racist, misogynistic, homophobic bollocks he spews is all in the name of comedy. He really was amazing, although you could see certain parts of the crowd were the 'you can't say anything these days' sort - totally not understanding the fact that being racist just isn't acceptable - ever!
- His show got shut down in Edinburgh last year because some of the young staff at the venue couldn't handle it.PhanLo
- yeah, like he wasn't gonna talk about that haha. But watching it, i did think 'yeah, i see why they'd not like it.'Ianbolton
- But then, imagine accidentally seeing Jerry Sadowitz, not knowing what he's like. It's pretty racey stuff!Ianbolton
- My mate went to the first show and thought it was good, but for a young person he's probably too wild now. Strange young people are usually pushing boundariesPhanLo
- His stuff is pretty bananasPhanLo
- His jokes about Diane Abbott were fucking awful, but the delivery was so amazing you couldn't help but laugh. But yeah, totally bananas!Ianbolton
- Guess they are pushing boundaries by saying 'i can identify as whatever i choose'. Whether that's right or wrong, who knows.Ianbolton
- Comedians aren't the ones pushing boundaries... it's the fucks whining that he's 'broken them' who have set 'boundaries' in their own narcissistic heads.PonyBoy
- I saw him in Dundee on this tour a few weeks ago and yes, he was still brilliant, it was the EIGHTH time I've seen him too, I am sick...Gardener
- I took my teen with me, he knew nothing of his act but thought he was "mildly amusing" tsk, fuckin' kids today eh?Gardener
- mort_15
- palimpsest2
- what am i looking at? The map of Ukraine?milfhunter
- Proteins?i_monk
- flavored popcornnbq
- ephix4
blog
Welp, started university for "applied design" which includes things like design thinking, aesthetics, but more importantly creative entrepreneurship and ofcourse ui/ux. Being self taught I thought I'd see if there are any gaps to fill so to speak. Was daunting at first considering I don't even have a year 10 certificate but it's been fun so far, and the lecturer is an amazing illustrator. His style has brought back a lot of fond childhood memories. So far so good.
- hydro744
- now do Mohamed banging his 9 year old wifeGnash
- She was actually 6 when they married Gnash, I couldn't believe it so watched a scholar explain how hilarious it was that she brought her dolls to the wedding.PhanLo
- @gnash, why?monospaced
- @mono, maybe because critics and ridiculers of religion are selective and like a soft target.Morning_star
- lol, jesus weenis on the front pageAkagiyama
- Because it’s funny that Mohamed fucks childrenGnash
- Why do you care though? Why do you think people should pick one over the other?monospaced
- It’s easier to make fun of Christianity because we know more about it. Play on words, etc.monospaced
- Personally I think they’re all deserving of ridicule. But Christianity above others.monospaced
- Yeah, do that with Allah, faggotcrazyprick
- Allah is actually just Abrahamic God, he's the same guy. Big white guy in the skyPhanLo
- Jesus is Coming!fooler
- I know you have a soft spot for minor attracted people, mono. So I see why you feel that wayGnash
- Damn! JC was hung!futurefood
- slow clap futurefood_niko
- ..that's not hung in more than one way.garbage
- I meant he was hung up on breaking all the rules! teaching how to make love and suchfuturefood
- flolgarbage
- He's cum too soon, it's not Easter until next weekGardener
- The spirit of easter right there, it's all about pumpin'.PhanLo
- Allah, what a faggotcrazyprick
- I have a what, Gnash? You just making up nonsense about me? Fucking weird.monospaced
- Is that what Christians call pedophiles in their ranks, “minor attracted people”? No, no soft spot here for that.monospaced
- who would of thought that Hung Jesus would cause soo many issues here. He is just into BDSM, let the man enjoy!hydro74
- Sure mono, sure. Act all confused :)Gnash
- @hydro, posting such shit is simply a low hanging fruit. Try that with Islam.crazyprick
- I’m not confused, I very clearly am against criminal pedophilia and especially the conspiracy by the Catholic Church to cover it up. Now youmonospaced
- I think the bored conversation about how similar evangelicals of any faith or non-faith should get a room is over.garbage
- We need to talk about calling that silhouette as "hung". That's a short pencil Jesus is weeping with.garbage
- Garbage is a size queencrazyprick
- thought for a moment his chin/beard was his noserzu-rzu
- utopian7
- just referenced this this morning. said a coworker came to my house and kicked my dog.sarahfailin
- The ‘kicked my dog’ one had me in tears first time I heard it!dee-dubs
- “I’m Tarbash” ... man we used to get so high and listen to this entire CD.
Good times.Ramanisky2
- elahon5
Trailer Of The Day
Fucking-A, this looks goooood!
- Please please please minimize the cgi, especially with the critters... looks like face huggers are a bit over the top but I'll wait for more to pass judgementprophetone
- I really want this to be greatprophetone
- Like the intense, close-quarters suspense and action is probably going to be great so please god don't Dollar General cgi the critters and ruin everything, kthxprophetone
- In the talk with the director he says he had a cut that had no cgi in and it read pretty well https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- I hope Scott didn't have too much say. Covenant and Prometheus shat on the franchise.i_monk
- This franchise needs a hard pivot into the new. This seems like the same old tropesrobotinc
- Not moved by this. It's a very short trailer of choppy cuts. Each is a call back to moments from the franchise. Doesn't suggest there's a great story to be toldHorp
- dead space game vibes...neverscared
- Another IP for Disney to massacre - Marvel have already fucked the comics into the outer beyond with a constant stream of absolute dross.face_melter
- Romulus? Is this a Succession mashup? Seems like more of the same from Aliens.stoplying
- After Covenant and Prometheus, a tonal/subject matter reset might be justified. And it's been 45 yrs since the original; most of the audience has never seen it.i_monk
- Don’t Breathe was a great premise but a terrible movienb
- It will be disappointing, as they usually are. Great CGI in a tight story changed cinema, doesn’t matter if you’re just cashing in.MrT
- PhanLo6
- lolYakuZoku
- beep! beep!utopian
- :-)PhanLo
- hybrid of tenet and mad max ..neverscared
- So ... I guess this is what I am now doing all afternoon.skinny_puppy
- Driving on the wrong side of the road of Australia ;)sab
- Lol amazing. Htf do you do upside down type?srhadden
- Tenet?jagara
- nb12
Suggest a good movie…
Script is so tight. Non-stop jokes and visual gags.
Is there a funnier movie than this?
- All Naked gun movies on this archive.org playlist https://archive.org/…nb
- https://m.media-amaz…Gnash
- I heard they are doing a remakeGnash
- 1. This should go under "Suggest the Greatest Movie."garbage
- The remake is with Liam Neeson. Should be a blast!Akagiyama
- 2. @gnash I thought you were joking. Liam Neeson?! Miss me with that. That racist fuck's feet can't fill the legend's shoes.garbage
- I'm actually on board with Liam Neeson he's equally intense and low key hilariousprophetone
- One of them talked openly about walking around trying to kill a black man, and the other literally has a fart joke on his tombstone.garbage
- I mean nobody can top Leslie Nielsen but anywayprophetone
- Politics aside, the only things they have in common are initials, gray hair and gravel in the throat. No way Neeson pulls this off.garbage
- Man, imagine condemning someone's work after death bc of a fart joke on their tombstone.cotton
- It will be shit, as I expect the Gyllenhaal Roadhouse remake will also be. Leave the classics alone, put writing before CGI and fuck off while you're doing it.MrT
- @cotton If you think I was condemning Leslie Nielsen in any way, I suggest remedial reading classes.garbage
- He used to sneak a fart machine onto morning shows because he hated doing them, and had "Let 'er rip" on his gravestone. Legend.garbage
- nb5
- Gardener6
recent vinyl finds
Well this is a bit of a turn up for the books, I have found that just about every compilation record that carries a well known name - such as Cocteau Twins, has been well documented and it's pretty much impossible to discover something unknown that no collector, DJ, record dealer seems to not know something about, this was until last weekend. I did a clear out of my mum's garage on Saturday to make up some boxes for a fair in Reading the following day. I came across an album I have no memory of ever having or even it's origins so I did a bit of research to find out more. I found absolutely nothing. I've had a couple of 7"s for years that are still a mystery but this album (pictured below) was something quite different. The label, the bands compiled on it, Cocteau Twins alongside punk band Conflict was very odd to see, but I couldn't find anything on Discogs etc so took it along to the fair and asked as many sellers as I could. I even bumped into Mark Lamarr who also drew a blank, none of the traders at the fair, some who are specialists in mid 80's Indie, Mute/Factory etc said they had never seen or heard of this album before. I rebuffed several offers too as it is probably worth something to the right collector and I would rather know more about it before passing it on. The labels show 4 tracks on each side, the labels and rear of sleeve may state this however... there are 6 tracks on each side!
The disc came in a black bin bag type inner sleeve with the Circuit logo on one side, the labels are printed as proper labels with performance rights details but no dates and the envelope sleeve has the Circuit logo embossed on the front. The label address on the rear is important as it is for the studio where Mute Records recorded the early albums by Depeche Mode, Yazoo etc. To add extra spice to the mystery when I played both sides of the record it actually plays Dionne Warwick's greatest hits.
So, it could be some bizarre art project from pre-Mute days, an in-house only promo (but I would have assumed the music would have matched the labels/sleeve notes. It's quite a mystery and I LOVE a good mystery record, I've dropped Mute Records an email about it in the hope they may know more but it is a curio that I needed to share in case anyone knows more and can shed further light on such a find.- when I worked at virgin/emi we created promo samplers like this all the time (must have done over a thousand of them in my time)Gnash
- unusal not to have a "not for sale / resale" line, or "promotional use only" - also doesn't have a DPRO number.Gnash
- coulda been a noob marketing manager who would have got shit after it was printedGnash
- You had me up to Dionne Warwick :D. Someone's degree work i'd guess.kingsteven
- Yes, the DW connection kinda spoilt it for me but I've never come across such an item as this beforeGardener