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  • Continuity6

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Oooooft.

    These fine examples of grafician's work have Red Dot award, ADC nail, and Cannes Lion Grand Prix written all over them.

    Bravo, sir. Bravo.
    We prostrate ourselves at the feet of your immense talent.


    • Now it all makes sense.palimpsest
    • Designers Republic watch out!canoe
    • It's very recent too!
      None of that stale shit.
      palimpsest
    • This is FRESH!Continuity
    • Like I said...you're weirdd people

      ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
      grafician
    • < and yes, these are some of my works, apparently presented here without any context

      *facepalm*
      grafician
  • Continuity6

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Chef's kiss.
    Truly.


  • stoplying6

    Props For:

    Huge props to the guy who smashed his Escalade into my parked (and empty) 2015 Subaru yesterday. He wrote an apologetic, sincere note with his phone number and called his insurance company to report the accident. One hour after the accident (my wife was in a meeting at her office and had no idea what happened), his insurer called me to tell me they had an appointment set up with a quality local body shop, and had arranged for a rental car to be waiting at the body shop for my wife to drive.
    Kind of sad that I feel lucky that this person was doing the right thing, but here we are. Damages are exceeding $4k and we won't have to pay a dime.

    • Wow. Props to that guy and the insurance company. I didn't know anyone who was supposed to would choose to be that helpful.CyBrainX
    • That's a rare human being... can't tell you how many dings / dents / gouges are in my still bank-owned vehicle after 3 years of usage :/PonyBoy
    • A neighbor got his driver's side door crushed in in a parking lot a few weeks ago. No note. $4k+ in repairs.mg33
  • Akagiyama9
    • Can’t wait_niko
    • B O N U S!PhanLo
    • Sweet.i_monk
    • LOL was hoping I could watch with my kids, and in the first five seconds there's a robot dildo.mg33
    • lol mg me too, thought the same. It's a shame because the episodes are so damn good._niko
    • Skip the dildo episode :DAkagiyama
  • i_monk7

    Drama

    Move all the grafican-related bullshit here please.

    • Including grafician himself? I'd be down for that.Continuity
    • I'm also for grafician only posting here. If he leads the way we shall follow.palimpsest
    • Oh, there's a thought, too!Continuity
    • In search of daddy's attention and approval.utopian
  • Continuity9

    blog

    Bro, this is the most fun we've had around here.
    Keep that meltdown going, bro.

  • palimpsest4

    blog

    Re: https://www.qbn.com/reply/414272…
    "better yet, let's see your latest works you monkeys"
    - grafician

    OK, chief. I'm game!

    I've created tools to enhance the QBN experience. I've also made the data available to others willing to do the same.
    https://observablehq.com/@palimp…

    What the fuck have you built for QBN lately?

    • He never acknowledges any criticism because... facing the truth would damage his made up persona...canoe
    • he wasnt talking to you.. you are a snake not a monkey...neverscared
    • Right, so you write some code, anything else?grafician
    • exactly ... code doesnt count...neverscared
    • shoot a deer or hunt a rabbit and make us a meal..not some code...neverscared
    • Moving the goalposts again I see.
      I'm still waiting on those web buttons.
      palimpsest
  • i_monk3

    Grafician Hate Why?

    You all need a hobby.

    • Putting out my first EP, yet I'm still able to stand up to QBN tyranny, be a dad and a designercanoe
    • Think of all the food I post. If that's not a hobby, I don't know what is.Continuity
    • Lol. You reminded me of a very important mentor I had... now also a very good friend: bruster.com.uy who uses to tell me, every time I show him some...maquito
    • ...design related thing: "maquito, have you tried with trying to fuck?"maquito
    • what the whatcanoe
    • LOL @maquitoOBBTKN
  • jonny_quest_lives7
  • OBBTKN2

    Quote someone

    "I would like to live like a poor man with a lot of money."
    — Pablo Picasso.

  • palimpsest8

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Show us the web buttons!

  • jagara3

    blog

    Just started watching White Lotus. Second to last episode of the second season.

    Outstanding. Gotta say. Cast, story, soundtrack.

    • Everybody's been going on about it, which usually makes me resist.jagara
    • (oh, and didn't START at the second to last episode of the second season) :Djagara
    • e1s1 was enough for me. utter wank.hans_glib
    • Mike White thonb
    • Pretty late to the most amazing showgrafician
    • Never watched Game of Thrones, too.jagara
  • palimpsest8
    • Didn't he impose that he has more command of the English language than you do?canoe
    • Which was absurd. In my opinion, you're one of the wittiest and most eloquently spoken members on QBN.canoe
    • When it comes to English, you're like a specialized dental tool, as opposed to him: a jackhammer.canoe
    • Thank you!
      It's by no merit of my own. I grew up in Baltimore, that fact made me savor his judgment of my English skills even more.
      palimpsest
    • She's beautifulNBQ00
    • We, in the Balkans, have great English education. ;)renderedred
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  • Krassy3

    Iran war/WW3

    Unprecedented number of B-2 bombers amassed for strike on Iran

    https://www.kenklippenstein.com/…

    • He's sending in the losers and suckers? Thank god trump is an anti-war president!_niko
    • Spoiler: only 6 of them at Diego Garcia base in the Indian Oceangrafician
    • "only?"Krassy
    • "Unprecedented number"?grafician
  • DaveO4

    Suggest a good movie…

    Every year I'll throw this on with a bottle of wine and some cheese and think about days when it was a little bit more straightforward.

    • Is sideways a wine film with a little golf, or really a golf film with a little wine?DaveO
    • Lot of wine from what I remember, really loved that film at the time.PhanLo
    • Its a very cosy watch on a friday night woth a bottle of pinot!DaveO
    • Good laughs, watched recently. It gets pretty off the wall near the end, for a movie about two guys going on a golf/winery tripnb
  • PhanLo3
    • Unless you are asthmatic, and you die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
    • :-(PhanLo
    • my hangovers lately just need water and rest. I'm becoming a ficusmaquito
    • dead?utopian
    • Ayrangrafician
    • ah! that's the mint yogurt thing innit? does it work?maquito
  • canoe6

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Grafician's response: "Lol America does not had a golden age. You are basically a MAGA person now. You might as well directly voted Trump."

    I'm not MAGA. You just need me to be so you don’t have to deal with being wrong.

    Not everyone who calls you out worships the sociopathic 8 year old president. Sometimes your arguments are simply straight up mxyzptlk.

    • You hide your insecurity behind arrogance and fake intellectualism. You don’t actually want a conversation — you want to perform, to dominate, to feel smarter..canoe
    • than everyone else. Every time someone disagrees with you, you slap the MAGA label on them because it’s easier than admitting your arguments might be weak.canoe
    • What’s funny is you act like you’re the polar opposite of Trump, but you share a lot more in common than you think — the need to be right at all costs...canoe
    • the mockery, the inflated sense of self, the obsession with enemies. You just swapped the red hat for a superiority complex and some bitter coffee.canoe
    • It's so transparent, and so boring to me.canoe
    • Your deflection, rage at systems you doesn’t participate in, hyperfocus on America despite being European...canoe
  • microkorg5

    blog

    Job hunt update.

    In 3 weeks, about 100 jobs applied for.

    Had about 20 knock-backs with most of them being instant or within a day or so which I think many were robots doing keyword/cv checks.

    But only now after the 3 weeks starting to see personalised replies coming through from real people.
    Got an interview for a remote position tonight with NY company.
    And got a call from a fintech company recruiter asking if he can put me forward.
    And i've one take-home exercise that I started today for another fintech company close to home.

    I think take home exercises are a good thing for someone new to the game or junior designers, maybe even middleweight if they need them to prove something. But for someone who's had a 25 year career in senior, CD and Team Lead positions all whilst still being a hands-on designer is a bit of a pisstake. I mean, if I've made it THIS far, then surely I've got the skills.

    • Tell the fintech people to get fucked. You don't do free work, and it's insulting to the length and breadth of your career.Continuity
    • Congrats! Thats a lot of action so you must be doing something right. :)monospaced
    • It's ChatGPT I have to thank mono.
      My writing skills wouldn't have got me this far I don't think. haha.
      microkorg
    • I would send them a Let Me Google That For You link or a prompt link.palimpsest
    • I refuse to do Design tests and have had no trouble getting hired.nb
    • I'm doing this one as I'd like the job, its a great opportunity for a lead role in an adtech company that I think I have a good chance at.microkorg
  • PhanLo15

    draw something

    sketching in procreate
    -

    • You mean to tell me that you didn't create this sketch with charcoal, ochre or blowing pigment through tubes. What's next AI?You're a sell out :)utopian
    • Hehehe.PhanLo
    • nr.1neverscared
    • Awesomestoplying
    • comparing sketching on screen vs AI literally 'doing it for you' via 40+ typed words... really 'topes? :)
      This is dope, phan <3
      PonyBoy
    • cool!Gabriel