Support QBNBuild your portfolio with Krop
- Nairn4
Signs your getting old?
You increasingly use your phone's camera, sometimes macro mode, to read small text.
- It comes in handy for reading serial numbers on devices with tiny text in very inconvenient places.CyBrainX
- every time I buy a DJI productGuyFawkes
- ...in a dimly lit restaurant...canoe
- yes and usually with medication bottle dosage at 3am for some reason, damn eyeswhatthefunk
- Yep! so many products now have their ingredient list in the tiniest font. I need to know if this product has dairy in it! :(Akagiyama
- Yes. Fuck you tiny cooking instructions.mort_
- ^Continuity
- Ha! The silent revenge of the nearsightedOBBTKN
- where_am_i6
Show some recent work
Hey wasnt sure whether to put here or the useful thread, couldnt find the After Effects script.
Anyway made a cool little free script for AE. Generates thumbnail comps/contact sheets from your videos. Lots of control with comp size/intervals etc. And its FREE. DL link in description. Hope someone finds it useful/fun
- i_monk7
The Guitar Thread
My dad's finally selling his original 1954 Martin D-28.
He developed crippling arthritis in the 90s, had multiple surgeries to keep basic functionality but hasn't played since. He had a band in the 70s, and played with Chubby Checker when he was on tour once.
- The Explorer on the left is purdysausages
- That looks like it has some quality miles on itstoplying
- That’s a beauty. I have a guitar there now for repairsGnash
- Why wouldn't he give it to youcanoe
- jesus canoe, its worth $20k+. its unreasonable for anyone (other than a collector) to own such a guitar unless they bought it back in the day.kingsteven
- You don't have to be a collector to own a guitar dude, man should give his son a bit of history.robthelad
- Beautiful guitar!futurefood
- well apart from it being completely parasocial to enquire or assume inheritance. i_monks dad sounds like he has plenty of history to pass downkingsteven
- “Parasocial” doesn’t mean “having an opinion about a stranger’s family situation.” Presumptuous or intrusive would be closer.canoe
- That said, fair enough. we’re now all confidently debating what a man none of us knows should do with a guitar none of us owns. QBN successfully achieved.canoe
- Tomorrow is truly better.canoe
- parasocial to go there! was giving you the benifit of the doubt you may not know the value, rob not so much lol.kingsteven
- Lol canoe. :)mort_
- mort_8
- right in the nutsneverscared
- Honest to Zeus, may he strike me dead if I'm ly..._niko
- I should have bought that surge protector!fooler
- IN THE FAAAAACEprophetone
- My neighbor in unit 2106 is having a bad day.utopian
- oooo free electricity!Nutter
- lol Nutter!mort_
- mort_9
- You’re hanging around the wrong vans_niko
- And that quicksand was going to be a near daily problem.Akagiyama
- I have never once, Stop Dropped and Rolled!fooler
- As a child I had the impression I would be offered to see more puppies or sweeties from a nice man in a car that the 0 times it happenedIanbolton
- My daughter was playing out and came in with two large white plushes that some lady gave to her. New neighbour, I think. No idea who they are.Nairn
- Apparently everything we've ever said to her about strangers went out the window when she saw how cute the things on offer were, the simple idiot.Nairn
- Gardener12
- mort_4
- ++neverscared
- Nice. I'm good friends with the guy who produced all their early albums. Although he's not a well man these days. Still smokes weed every day!!Ianbolton
- DJ EASE?mort_
- Don't make the joke, Nairn, don't make the joke, Nairn.
DJ Wheeze?Nairn - Everyday? ... oh my.tbgoodwillie
- haha. His name's Bruce. https://www.discogs.…Ianbolton
- So good!sab
- dmay10
- And half a bottle of some crappy sparkling wube, ice colddmay
- Yeah!! Desfrute!OBBTKN
- “Wube “ - wine....
@OBBTKN simple life at the Iberian peninsula, fish, bell peppers, a grill, and a sunny sundaydmay - I, too, like wube.Continuity
- looks delighful_me_
- Your just gonna eat em, just like that. Fish heads on with some salt. And then drop a whole red pepper on the grill. Real farm to table stuff.brothernoah
- I enjoy few things more than a charcoal-grilled fish. Looks ace.MrT
- Nice work man!canoe
- Jrdntnnr0
- XDpango
- RIP pali?Continuity
- bropalimpsest
- bro!Continuity
- BRO!pango
- BRO?Ianbolton
- BRO?!Continuity
- bro....dee-dubs
- sis ?neverscared
- I was wonderin wtf that wascanoe
- what am i missing here?autoflavour
- qbn discord shenaniganpango
- Bruhmaikel
- spl33nidoru4
Job Hunt
What got me out of every rough no job times was launching a project myself, spec pitching the projects I wanted to make, looking for sponsors and future partners (even before they were funded, if they ever were) or reps for these projects.
This keeps you active and "distracted" + is a chance for new people to see what you're capable of, what ideas you have etc. Plus it's a way to connect with people who can later give you jobs, without being exactly asking for one.
Hang in there, nothing is permanent.
- Also, if interesting and not too time consuming, pro bono work for people you like is sometimes a good way to reassure yourself about your skills.spl33nidoru
- yea did that too, started something called baypri.aiplash
- Continuity14
Food
味付け卵のせバター醤油ステーキ丼 (Ajitsuke tamago nose batā shōyu sutēki donburi), aka:
Butter-soy sauce steak donburi with ajitsuke tamago (seasoned egg, aka "ramen egg").
The rice is under all the stuff.
- Looks ace! Which cut of cow?OBBTKN
- Rump.Continuity
- You and your sexy eggs again!palimpsest
- <3Continuity
- That looks so good.skinny_puppy
- doing it and doing it and doing it right... bravo ninjaAQUTE
- *droolingPonyBoy
- yes chef!stoplying
- egg recipe pleaseKrassy
- ^ I too would like to learn this powerSquiddy
- Yes please too to everything!MrT
- dear gawdprophetone
- neverscared1
- How lucky is that.Fax_Benson
- the grass is always greener on the other sidemilfhunter
- there is no other sideneverscared
- not anymore, thanks bidenneverscared
- very dry, fax.Nairn
- Gardener9
- +100AQUTE
- this guy fucksneverscared
- the voice of reasonKrassy
- Humanity is fucked, earth is fine.ApeRobot
- @Ape Yup, 5-10.000 years without (which is nothing), and earth is back to prehistoric times. We're fucking it up for ourselves.jagara
- total BS, when the sun runs out of fuel it fucks up earth proper, while humans have a theoretical chance to escape..neverscared
- maybe mush can build a planet jackers like machine to save earth..neverscared
- https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- oops wrong link https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- fisheye14
- Gardener5
- Feels very AI...but also very possible, loldedlaast
- it does feel AI but looking at the lines it looks legitGuyFawkes
- if not Ai, stellar photography use of lightKrassy
- Looks like HDR trickerymort_
- Shit, Shower, and Shave.utopian
- ...and Stirfrydedlaast
- Decent Hong Kong apartment.jagara
- This is what our lives have now become. Dissecting photos and videos to determine if they’re ai or no lol._niko
- mort_5
band name?
The Standing Desk Blowjob Catastrophe
- their tiny desk concert was also a catastrophekingsteven
- FLOL ksmort_
- SDBJC stuff bangsmisterhow
- It actually sucksmort_
- SDBJC first album: Head Traumadedlaast
- neverscared4
- Madness. Constrained.Nairn
- glued together by sweatneverscared















