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- mort_6
- https://tenor.com/bU…prophetone
- E you dont want to get the little fella get cold,.. wont you..neverscared
- The little fella lolmort_
- Ha!stoplying
- i'd love to rewatch the entire Alien franchise with D pleaseIanbolton
- D for me, too. That slouchy's a great look.Continuity
- yep D. AVP would be differentSquiddy
- “Get away from her! You... hoser”prophetone
- Ianbolton3
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Mort, you were right man. I put my hand too far in the cage and the trolls ate it. Can we have a disclaimer under Build your portfolio with Kropp saying 'Do not feed the Trolls'. Just for me?!
- That shit was worse than anything from grafician in my opinion. Hard not to react.mort_
- F'sure. Fucked up stuff. i'll always fight to the death for those less fortunate, because their lives are already floating in hell.Ianbolton
- Clearly, I missed something.Continuity
- Come for the design, stay for the bigotry.palimpsest
- ^ and the filthIanbolton
- i see the disclaimer the 'Do not feed the Trolls'. ... its a qbnpro featureneverscared
- He is the Colin Robinson of QBNjamesbeat
- I caught up.
It was fucking gross.
And I really hope you're well, Ian!Continuity - what happened?renderedred
- garbage1
Artificial Intelligence
Not my photo, but Fred Meyer rolled these out yesterday. Saw one last night when it almost ran over me as we met on a blind corner.
Little unsettling when suddenly there's a drone taller than you right in your face going HELLO HOW ARE YOU
- UnholyAntiJesusKreis... what are we doing?Nairn
- There'll be terminator robot police walking down the streets within a few years. Yay.set
- "good afternoon sir, could i just advise you that you're clinically obese and you look awful. How can I help you today?"Ianbolton
- “Ma’am, our data indicates u have exceeded fast food purchases this week by 15%, stomach aid products in this aisle will increase 200% for you specifically...”prophetone
- “... also city’s super intellignete garbage truck db indicate an citation amount owing of $350 for front yard garbage violation, which may or may not be a garden”prophetone
- “... one bottle of Rolaids, one container of Pepto-Bismol, thank you, that’ll be $127.”prophetone
- I'm distracted by the bums for sale on the rightset
- i have zero qualms about fucking with these things once they are in my life. small town in canada makes me think ill be behind the curve but damn i cant waitmantrakid
- We're going to see tens of these lined up blocking the veggie aisle, like so many discarded e-bikes, aren't we?Nairn
- HijoDMaite9
- A beauty <3OBBTKN
- Post components/specs AND recent cross country bikepacking trips or GTFO!!!
; )ideaist - Haha give me a bit bro. Just got it and it’s been 100° F outside! The future shock 2.0 system was inop so my local...HijoDMaite
- Specialized bike shop ordered and will be installing the new 3.0 system next week! ✌HijoDMaite
- I want to ride the black ponycanoe
- @HijoDMaite Breakin' (digital) balls brother.ideaist
- canoe1
The Useful Thread
→ The Acolyte
→ Phantom Menace
→ Attack of the Clones
→ Revenge of the Sith
→ Solo
→ Obi-Wan Kenobi
→ Andor S1–2
→ Rogue One
→ A New Hope
→ Empire Strikes Back
→ Return of the Jedi
→ Mandalorian S1–2
→ Book of Boba Fett
→ Mandalorian S3
→ Ahsoka
→ Skeleton Crew
→ The Mandalorian and Grogu
→ Force Awakens
→ Last Jedi
→ Rise of Skywalker- where does Star Wars Christmas Special fit in?pango
- I this your top picks in order?utopian
- it's amazing how much of this list are turds. almost all of it.inteliboy
- timeline? lolSquiddy
- obvs chronological orderzardoz
- there's got to be over a trillion made from that franchise? Without A New Hope, the rest wouldn't exist!Ianbolton
- The Clone Wars takes place between Attack and Revenge. Rebels takes place in the 5 years before A New Hope.Akagiyama
- And Star Wars: Starfighter will take place 5 years after Rise.Akagiyama
- Rogue One is da beststoplying
- Where does Christmas special fit in tho? :(pango
- Just the live action films in chrono ordercanoe
- The christmas special is in between our childhood innocence, and our hearts. <3Akagiyama
- You forgot The Battle of EndormonNom
- mort_13
- futurefood7
- flol, the whole bucket grift still blows my mind. The man knew his base.garbage
- GET A SHOVELautoflavour
- thats what i never understood, who needs to make 253 pancakes at once?autoflavour
- palimpsest9
- Don't discriminate against anecdotesset
- LOLpalimpsest
- boy do I have a story to tell youcanoe
- lol, set!PonyBoy
- OBBTKN4
Client of the Day
Ok, I know it is an old and already lost battle:
I hate having to chase clients for invoice payments... seriously, I respond to your emails or calls immediately, I work fast, and you never have any complaints about the results.
Why this blatant lack of respect?
Maybe I’m a dying breed, but—damn it—I always look after my collaborators; I pay suppliers promptly and without delay.
Seriously, some people are in for a rude awakening once we get replaced by AI.
* I look forward to watching them suffer while I sit in the shade of a nice tree, with a drink and something on the bbq, chuckling to myself and saying... "Sucks to be you now, you bastards!"
- Yurp. I'm lucky in that a lot of the stuff I do I can preinvoice for. It's amazing how efficient payment is when they NEED something. Fuck dealing with accountsNairn
- ..departments with arcane and entirely self-concerned payment cycles. Just go for the boss who can pay by card or transfer, in advance.Nairn
- The problems are always with agencies, never with end clients. Always playing games with interests...OBBTKN
- About 2 weeks in on a late payment the fucker had the audacity to ask me to do free work for his charity...canoe
- rzu-rzu2
- https://i.haasie.com…palimpsest
- 6 million who died in nazi concentration camps would like to have a word. And I think the Omaha Beach antifascists, toojamesbeat
- how people who are dead would like to have a word? are you trying to put something in their mouths, mister necrophile?rzu-rzu
- I guess a certain kind of person would not get the quote in question, normal people do though.rzu-rzu
- that is to say: if you too far left everything would seem far right, and if you are too far right then everything would seem far left.rzu-rzu
- if you are*rzu-rzu
- I see your point, and I think Ennio wasn't far off the mark at all... some time ago, I read a similar take from Gipi (comic author):
https://shorturl.at/…OBBTKN - Should note that quote is actually by Maccari, and it is "In Italy, fascists divide themselves into two categories: fascists and antifascists."garbage
- (Spoiler: Maccari was a full-blooded Mussolini fascist. Don't they teach this in art history?)garbage
- funny thing is: if the "antifascists" were not such arrogant and annoying self-righteous cunts, nobody would ever think to vote fascists. Yin-yang situation.rzu-rzu
- Yeah, it's self-righteous to watch craven lunatics systematically destroy democracy and speak up about it.garbage
- Stick to easily fact-checked, "mom's on FB again" puerile memes.garbage
- The good ol' "look at what you made me do" argument.palimpsest
- garbage, does systematically destroy democracy include ballot stuffing, loosening election integrity...hotroddy
- and using campaign donations to pay the homeless and unhoused to vote you?hotroddy
- arrogant and annoying self righteous ? i think they hanged sophie scholl because she spread flyers... not because she was the two things.. not so funny thingneverscared
- @neverscared: had to google her, so the actual nazi germans hanged her in 1943...rzu-rzu
- ... and I meant those more modern antifascists, you know, those who fight against fascism that has been defeated in 1945rzu-rzu
- was she the last antifascist who was not annoying and arrogant?rzu-rzu
- not annoying or* arrogant, etc.rzu-rzu
- I'm just laughing at hotroddy talking Foxnews boogey man points. How old are you flol. There's actual substantial things the GOP and the Heritage Foundation..garbage
- ..are doing who are massive changes. Seized all major media, ICE has a bigger budget than most world militaries, again the actual failed coup attempt?garbage
- Like, you have to be incredibly stupid to believe there was a massive homeless votewave that made any damage.garbage
- Points at GOP controlled House, Senate, POTUS that has locked down the highest court in the country. Guess it worked, eh?garbage
- Being opposed to an ideology does not logically make you an instance of that ideology, you absolute twat of a mancanoe
- I hope that was summoned out of someone else's ass ... or there are two types of murders people who murder and homocide detectives?tbgoodwillie
- I think you guys are a bit too simple to actually grasp what the quote is all about... which is a bit sad, but wellrzu-rzu
- seems a shot in the dark to gemeralize modern anti-fascists are annoying and self... i doubt fascism its dead, and by the logic of the quote anti-fascismneverscared
- has to be dead than too.. since the qote sublevels it under fascism.neverscared
- its seems to me fascism on his way up... looking at the crime numbers shooting up from groups celebrating it here in the good old europeneverscared
- how one even evalutates than anti-fascists are arrogant and self righteous ins scientifc methods is mysterious to me... but if one shows me thousands of themneverscared
- and i can start painingt a of a picture of the real world i would be delighted to c what would be the outcome... from personal experience i cant say they areneverscared
- more arrogant than the rest...neverscared
- @rzu I think you're a bit too simple to realize you're posting both a misattributed and incomplete quote that strips it of its historical significance.garbage
- Projection is a staple of the toolbox. The actual quote is of an Italian fascist calling his opponent a fascist. Literally a historical example of gaslighting.garbage
- yeah but one is entitled to his opinion that both fascists and antifascists are two sides of the same rotten coinrzu-rzu
- You’re entitled for sure. But having an opinion doesn’t make the comparison analytically sound, and it isn’t a defense of the reasoning behind it.canoe
- i_monk9
Punches For:
People who pull on the plane seat in front of them instead of push on their own seat when getting in and out.
- Punches for flying in general.garbage
- Standing too close to the baggage carousel. Go fuck yourselves, you rubes.Nairn
- That pulling is pretty rude I have to say, but the real problem is their fucking weight! Why so fat your whole life!canoe
- related: no need to press the touch screen that hard. and crop dusting on the way to the lavatory is kinda not cool. also jeezSquiddy
- And the back-end rows bum-rushing the aisle when its time to deplane.Akagiyama
- Ugrading to first class in MX is like $25GuyFawkes
- I let it slide if it's an older person.hotroddy
- Airplanes are like the gym - a microcosm of the awfulness of the average human being. Nothing atrocious but a lot of small acts of obnoxiousness.CyBrainX
- I love flying, planes and aviation industry in general, and I've never been able to understand the bad mood and lack of manners of many people when flying...OBBTKN
- Well, not just when flying—really, whenever interacting with other people. Punch those people for ruining the travel experience for the rest of the world!OBBTKN
- Punches for the Wright brothersfuturefood
- I have to get into a meditative zone when I fly. I'm flying to Vegas on Monday and I'm already starting to calm myself. Otherwise I turn into a lunaticstoplying
- @hotroddy, what if it were a brown person, do you turn around and puke a bunch of racist bullshit and get your ass kicked around the plane? flllloooolllcanoe
- Gabriel11
- Have my angry upvote, you bastard.Continuity
- Took me a second.
Because of the fucking alignment!palimpsest - seriously it would have taken half a second of effort to align this lol_niko
- I like to confuse you... nah.. just a X screenshotGabriel
- Aligned using Claude™OBBTKN
- FOOOOOOOOKAQUTE
- prophetone2
- https://miro.medium.…_niko
- https://www.instagra…prophetone
- thanks covidneverscared
- Pneumonic Plague. Doesn't sound too bad.Akagiyama
- pov https://www.instagra…prophetone
- Time to buy all the toilet paperGuyFawkes
- Bought it all here already, 100 a roll on Facebook marketplaceprophetone
- https://www.instagra…prophetone
- Blyat!ApeRobot
- *Unalivespalimpsest
- greeeeeeeat
https://www.instagra…prophetone - UC Co. responds
https://www.instagra…prophetone
- mort_5
- sex guaranteedAQUTE
- I can't help but think the Peaches flavour sachet should be on the back.Continuity
- utopian9
- lolGuyFawkes
- HAA!!!! oh god I tried not to laugh I promiseProjectile
- I'M DEAD, PROVE ME WRONGIanbolton
- lol @ projectile ... user name checks out!Continuity
- I know it's wrong but I LOL'd.renderedred
- They finniest part tings like this is always the people who feel guilty, try not to laugh but can't stop.CyBrainX
- https://i.haasie.com…Akagiyama
- Damnset
- What a time to be alive!palimpsest
- ^ :spastic:Continuity
- @rendy Not wrong at allgarbage
- Chuckie believed in having "some gun deaths every single year to protect our God-given rights."garbage
- not funny—kind of gross even—but how ridiculously ironic being killed by the one 'God-given right' the idiot often seemed to stand by more than the actual biblePonyBoy
- I guess that's settled then.palimpsest
- It's not funny, but it is ironic.set
- And garbage thinking he's awful for saying what he said, but then condoning mocking him for being murdered is wild. How are you any better?set
- lolpango
- ¡ALERTA..Alerta! Who wants to restock their QBN antifascist stickers? I’ll throw in the latest Charlie Kirk “shot in the neck” sticker for free!hotroddy
- https://i.haasie.com…hotroddy
- @set Tough question. Because I'm not a racist, homophobic, White Christian Nationalist piece of shit that ran a platform of hate and disinformation.garbage
- Though technically he isn't anymore either. So I'm not better than him now, but I used to be.garbage
- garbage your order is on me!hotroddy
- The MAGA snowflake always gets triggered.utopian
- Not at all... Getting shot in the neck is hilarious, especially when you’re a father with children. Absolutely hilarious stuff! lolhotroddy
- @utopian I'll throw in a couple of antifascista stickers for ya too..hotroddy
- We should save our statues for a wife-beating fentanyl addicts. They are the true heros!hotroddy
- Just because I think it's pretty low to mock someone that was murdered, doesn't mean I automatically agree with their views or am 'MAGA' lol - wtf-oofly doofset
- The american binary thinking is something to be studiedset
- @set you're missing out on the advantages of political extremism! https://x.com/DonneP…hotroddy
- LOL spot on.set
- I mean it has been studied. America is currently in the shitter because our duopoly for decades has been doormat centrists vs the draconian aspirations..garbage
- ..of the right. The pearl-clutching of the right is nicely displayed here. Can dish, can't take.garbage
- LOL hotknobby you're the biggest fan of pinochet. who killed thousands. yet you're here crocodile tear for 1 shitty person. what makes you weep for 1 death butpango
- not the thousands? is it your affinity to own the libs? pettiness? preferred shade of skin colour? share with the class.pango
- I can't see a single comment that implies being right wing, garbage? You're so binary that even when it's called out you default instantly back to it, lol.set
- In case you can't understand: not wanting to celebrate this guys murder and mock does not by default mean you're right wing and agree with everything he saysset
- And mocking the far left doesn't mean you're far right, either. Fuck your democrats and your republicans in equal measures :)set
- And fuck Israel AND palestine, while we're at it.set
- I miss the days where you could sit for dinner with people and nobody gave a single shit if you were left wing, right wing or knew politics was all theatre showset
- ...to stop the plebs from rioting by giving them the illusion they had a choice in how things were run by the banking elite.set
- Keeping everyone arguing over pizza vs pasta while the cunts that are really in control eat all of it.set
- Personally, EVERYTHING should be on the table for mockery. Even the table itself can be a cuntIanbolton
- lol, true equality.set
- Pizza > pasta
Hey ... you brought it up!Continuity - Fuck you pasta is better!
I didn't know you were a pizza guy. Now I hate you and we can't be friends.set - I love noodles, though. I have a ramen obsession. Meet you halfway?Continuity
- Yes let's be bloody dormant centrists together. Saw the ramen you made btw - they looked great - have you stuffed them in your face yet?set
- if the shooter proved Kirk wrong, then Israel is proving Palestine wrong, I can embrace that logic, it reminds me of times before Socratesrzu-rzu
- @set Oh yes, I most certainly did. The problem being I didn't take a photo of the plated bowl because I was too hungry to remember to do so.Continuity
- Set's writing them foamy novels again. TL:DR.garbage
- That was probably one paragraph. Far-lefties always run away the second someone points out their hypocrisy. Classic :) Hate is only cool when you do it, ay.set
- And before you go all binary on me again, far righties are cunts too. Love youset
- Since you can't quit me, what's the hypocrisy?garbage
- That you apparently don't like him for being hateful and yet you're hateful towards anyone you don't agree with.set
- I literally explained it in the note you're responding to, lol.set
- You still don't have a point. I'm not a propaghandist who was making bank spewing dangerous rhetoric.garbage
- @garbage: you sound like those guys who killed Socrates and Jesus :)rzu-rzu
- Ianbolton1
blog
was i dreaming or did somebody post Aldous Feehand on here they'd recreated as a web app? I never got round to trying it - maybe because i dreamt it and nobodies actually recreated it in the first place
- I think you just nominated yourself. Love this idea.monNom
- I've been building a modern, similar-ish type thing, as it goes. Aldus Freehand sounds like some sort of Victorian Gentlemen.set
- hello setmonospaced
- hello mono, hope you're well.set
- Haha, Hi Set.Ianbolton
- Been a minuteIanbolton
- Hey pal :)set
- Realised after sending the message it was Macromedia's Freehand, which sounds less Victorian haha. What are you making man?Ianbolton
- I made a Flash app, perhaps that's what you're thinking of. https://spark-bc6d6.…ShenanigansTV
- I think Aldous created Pagemaker. It took me way too long to make the switch from Freehand to Illustrator. Haha, and Quark too. I’m a dinosaurGreen_Pork
- @IB Well I started building a fairly complex vector brand design tool, which also can convert jpegs/pngs of logos/UI to editable vector paths.set
- ..but it's on hold currently because of other more important/quicker revenue creating projects. I'll finish it one day.set
- It's called Cornelius Steadyfinger®set
- PonyBoy1
blog
Wow I need to change my diet... but at least it wasn’t another heart attack!!
- more red meat and sugar?neverscared
- Not bad ;)
More veggies? More wine?OBBTKN - lol, neverscared... and yes - more veggies, felix but time to shelve the wine awhile <3PonyBoy
- take care brother!GuyFawkes
- thanks i willneverscared
- tequila timeprophetone
- get your steps in, tooSquiddy
- walk after dinner always helps, and you're still drinking after a heart attack?canoe
- mort_6
- Jazz cats hate it when this happens?Squiddy
- https://www.youtube.…prophetone
- &CyBrainX
- I bet their music sucksPonyBoy
- & Walshutopian
- lol ponyboymort_
- mort_13
- where the fun isGardener
- All in oneOBBTKN
- No candy?GuyFawkes
- Do they cut keys, too?Continuity
- the K-Team_niko
- Gotta hedge your professional offerings against potential AI takeover.colab
- THE FUN IS DEFINITELY THEREAQUTE
- If tha van is a rockindbloc
- I love it when a "plan" comes togetherbezoar
- Professional Cuddlers Unite!utopian
- Is the psychic nude or do you have to undress to get a reading?skinny_puppy
- ^ Does it have to be either / or?mort_
- Indeed! These are the questions that need answering.skinny_puppy
- 1. Buy van
2. Paint van
3. ???
4. Profitduckseason - belongs in:
- Sexual Harassment of the day
- WANT of the day
- Where the fun is
- Where the fun isn't
- America is fuckeddee-dubs
