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- Continuity9
Ramen of the Day
Made my first-ever batch of homemade ramen noodles tonight.
40% hydration, strong bread flour, salt, sodium carbonate, potassium carbonate.
Hand-cut (obviously), and they're a bit broader than normal because they'll be going into a bowl of mazesoba this weekend, so they need to be able to puck up tare, oil, sauce, etc.
For now, though, they're going to sit in the fridge, wrapped, for the next 48 hours to mature.
- The madlad!palimpsest
- Puck up? Pick up, ffs.Continuity
- Nice. Share pics in sat or sun!OBBTKN
- Very nice!stoplying
- ganbari! ganbari! also stock recipe getting posted soon too, right? :-)Squiddy
- Oh right ... oops!Continuity
- OBBTKN11
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My father turns 82 today. He’s still going strong—he rides his bike three or four days a week, and plenty of young people would struggle to keep up with him.
He’s quite a character! I know I’ll regret it later, but I just can’t seem to find the time to be with him as much as I should right now. Between this damn job and the time I have left for my wife and daughters, I barely have a moment for myself.
I just called him; he knows I’m always thinking of him and Mom—though today, a call is all it’s going to be.
That said, we’re having a family meal on Saturday to celebrate, and damn, are we going to celebrate in style!
- I wish I could do that. I lost both parents in the 80s. (not their 80s)CyBrainX
- Enjoy that! I miss my old manstoplying
- Yes, enjoy it man, I miss mine tooprophetone
- Sounds great. Enjoy.Longcopylover
- _niko4
- Fuck the environment.utopian
- Much Ado About Nothingneverscared
- To boldly go where no-one wants to goGardener
- LOL. Don't eat meat, don't use your car, walk, ride a bike, recyc-le-le-le.
Save the planet!OBBTKN - does anyone get one of those rockets like a bike or is this just for the 0.00000000001% ?neverscared
- U.F.Orbprophetone
- as father, as son https://media.tenor.…neverscared
- CyBrainX14
Drawing of the Day
I came across this and thought of our old friend, Phanlo. I bet he was a follower.
- That's gorgeous!Nairn
- I should have shared this link. The other one is just pencil sketches. This one has all is insane color. https://www.instagra…CyBrainX
- amazing stuff
https://www.artstati…rzu-rzu - Oh wow, I'd frame that on a wall in a heartbeat.Akagiyama
- neverscared1
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welcome back ...brits are a coming back to eu ... huzzah
- What?OBBTKN
- Back from where?monospaced
- did you really miss the weather?AQUTE
- fucking Costanzas https://i.haasie.com…_niko
- https://www.theguard…neverscared
- its all one big heat weave from here on...neverscared
- mort_3
- Dammit. Now I want kidsskinny_puppy
- it rubs the lotionmort_
- CyBrainX3
Punches For:
If I opt out of getting texts or I unsubscribe from someone's emails, I don't even want one more goodbye message. Just disappear.
- utopian2
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Just spent $59.50 to fill up on regular gas, thanks Obama!
- pffff, europeans: "hold my Guiness"_niko
- Used to cost me $100, now it's $160. Easy, you just gotta work harder.pseud
- I'm trying to avoid using my car as much as possible (it consumes 7L per 100km), but my wife's car is in the shop, so she's using mine...OBBTKN
- On top of that—and the fact that my daughters study or work out of town—this whole business is really pissing me off!OBBTKN
- I feel really sorry for my friend with his VW Golf TDIutopian
- I drive a diesel truck and live rural. I barely leave the house nowsausages
- I have the luxury of bike lanes and public transportation.palimpsest
- superintel makes us rich ...no problemneverscared
- Just make sure to plant your car in the Spring so it's in full bloom come Fall.palimpsest
- Lol @paliOBBTKN
- $40 for almost half a tank of 87 here. Diesel was $7.69 yesterday. AT LEAST WE'RE WINNING THAT DISTRACTION WAR RIGHT?garbage
- exactly right... its a small price to pay for making america greatest again... u crying bitches...neverscared
- Hold my Fondue: a liter 95 (that's the cheapest we can get) is 2.14 CHF here, that makes about 9.60 USD per gallon. Thanks Donald and Bibi.Longcopylover
- my last fill-up a couple days ago and I still had 1/4 tank was $193.77GuyFawkes
- thats cheap to memilfhunter
- Chicken. A piece of broccoli. Something else.monospaced
- Wait we have to pay to make America great? That sounds like some super faggy socialist shit to me.monospaced
- The best thing we did 5 years ago, when replacing my wife's car, was to get a second hand Nissan Leaf. We charge it at home, so it costs around € 1.75 /100kmdmay
- neverscared1
Super Intellignece
its happening
- its gonna make us all super rich... hussahneverscared
- self policing AI sounds amazing, YAY!!Ianbolton
- AIstaponeverscared
- the dumbest men in the room._niko
- how will universal high income work? even if ai can magically give every person $100k a year then musk will get to charge double for his teslas and the orange s_niko
- shit stain will charge triple for rent on his properties. Back to square one. Can someone explain this to me?_niko
- explainations ? are u mental ? thats for losers and commiesneverscared
- universal high income just brings the base up. It's a ruse.dbloc
- i thought the media wasn't allowedmilfhunter
- i have a feeling this will end super great for everybody :)renderedred
- fooler14
QBN'r AI Slop of the day
I just tried to use Grok to help design some landscaping for my back yard...
I can't wait for that that mid sized sedan to bloom!- hahahahaha, brilliantNairn
- you could make a fortune if you plant the seed at the right time of year...Nairn
- LOL Grok is the worstGuyFawkes
- Grok of Shitdbloc
- LmaoOBBTKN
- You're doing it wrong.utopian
- Water that sedan only twice a week.Akagiyama
- only thing Grok was good at was making porn, and then they stopped thatautoflavour
- ^ didn't they only stopped that for none paying users?pango
- at first, then it was for everyone. probably for the best tho.. there was no real guard rails once you worked out the workaroundsautoflavour
- that said, Grok still can spin written content which makes Brazzers seems like G rated .. couple that with the voice mode, its just a xrated smut ventautoflavour
- Super Intellignecepalimpsest
- LOLrenderedred
- prophetone8
- weirdos of 90s east NY hiphopprophetone
- raise it up's nautilus sample has always amazed, such a teeny tiny little piece of it spread out like butter to create that vibey loopprophetone
- *thumbs upinstrmntl
- I'd never have guessed that tiny rhodes piano sound is Nautilus. Love that :)mort_
- https://www.whosampl…prophetone
- mort_5
- Love that toilet slide-out.utopian
- so, erm, a smaller room within a room?hans_glib
- I got this from IKEArobthelad
- ^ how long did it take to put togehter?lemmy_k
- LOL, it's still in bits on the floor, since 78!robthelad
- https://i.haasie.com…Akagiyama
- So if the TV is in the back: What are they looking at? The microwave?Longcopylover
- mort_2
- with a side towel to dry your tearsMrT
- he who plants a tree ______ himselfSquiddy
- I have no idea where you're finding this stuff, mort, but I'm here for it!Continuity
- Please invite all your QBN-friends for dinner Mort.Ianbolton
- Would love to, with 1970s Delia Smith jello moulding everything including the guests :)mort_
- Da fugg is broiled?sab
- PonyBoy2
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My little graduating high school class of 73 students lost it's first to death today... into God's arms, Ed. <3
- Loads from my school gone.zardoz
- you graduated in 1973?autoflavour
- oh wait, your school class of ONLY 73 students..autoflavour
- lol... I didn’t even exist in ‘73, brother. ❤️PonyBoy
- yeah i was going to say, how old ARE you..
feel it tho.. a close friend of mine growing up would have had his 50th last week.. did not make itautoflavour - sorry to hear that Pony..
amazed that it's only been one...exador1 - the sheer amount of folks from my primary school that have passed on (either while IN school, or since) is off the fucking charts..exador1
- you'd honestly think I grew up in a Stephen King novel...exador1
- mort_1
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Seeing plenty of 2025 / 2026 Teslas in Dublin and I’m kind of dumbfounded. Do people have that short a memory about Musk or just manage to bury their head in the sand because they like the cars?
- I'd like to think I can disconnect the art from the artists. But Musk isn't an artist and his cars are not art. SO i have no idea what i'm on aboutIanbolton
- I also have no idea what i'm going on about but Mort, you seem to be under the impression that people practice what they preach. Apparently, integrity...Morning_star
- ...honesty, truth and a principled approach is a thing of the past.Morning_star
- I guess I’m as guilty using Spotify and WhatsApp whose CEOs are also cunts. Whaddayagonnado?mort_
- I know. Don't get me started on using Gill Sans.Morning_star
- https://www.reuters.…neverscared
- Gil Sans - hahahaha. I find the contradictions of moral superiority i have with my GF insane. Like "you're not using X are you?"Ianbolton
- (i got rid of my account ages ago) while she's sat there using facebook, threads and instagram and telling me Bluesky is the only fair social media place to beIanbolton
- x ? only on the toilet...neverscared
- How do we fight against these corporate elites when they get ample support whether we participate or not?Ianbolton
- The OnLy wAy iS a CoMMunItY oWned MeaNs Of ProdUcTioN. RiGhT BrOtHEr.Morning_star
- We here wot live on the internet give much more of a shit about this sort of thing than the greater washed masses of broadcast-era consumers..Nairn
- Also - aren't a lot of them bought by taxi drivers? That's an immigrant-heavy demographic, even more divorced from the implications of the muskysphereNairn
- Good points Nairn yeah. Deffo tech bros driving them as well.mort_
- spotifiy ceo supports Afd ?neverscared
- we're all tech bros on QBN yeah? Just not ruchIanbolton
