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- Gardener1
- I would still pork her_niko
- You did this, Gardy?NBQ00
- I wouldn't, I'm marriedGardener
- i dont know why i suddenly camoron comes to mind...neverscared
- pigs in zencanoe
- "I'm not fucking a pig. Page one, that's not happening."mort_
- These Hooves Are Made for Walkin'...And that's just what they'll do...One of these days these hooves are gonna walk all over you...utopian
- The one thing smoking does cure.Fax_Benson
- Smoked Pork is delicious!fooler
- https://i.haasie.com…Akagiyama
- utopian4
- lolKrassy
- Aww, I want to see what Capn Assless was drawing his widdle sketchbook. Also he brought a Dremel tool to the beach?garbage
- can't wait for the sequelAQUTE
- white house 250years vibesneverscared
- ufc all over americaneverscared
- I guess anyone can be a congressional "candidate"fooler
- Nairn11
Signs your getting old?
You increasingly use your phone's camera, sometimes macro mode, to read small text.
- It comes in handy for reading serial numbers on devices with tiny text in very inconvenient places.CyBrainX
- every time I buy a DJI productGuyFawkes
- ...in a dimly lit restaurant...canoe
- yes and usually with medication bottle dosage at 3am for some reason, damn eyeswhatthefunk
- Yep! so many products now have their ingredient list in the tiniest font. I need to know if this product has dairy in it! :(Akagiyama
- Yes. Fuck you tiny cooking instructions.mort_
- ^Continuity
- Ha! The silent revenge of the nearsightedOBBTKN
- and make the logo biggerneverscared
- or smaller and the small text largerneverscared
- took a photo of centrum multivitamins bottle to read the micro list of what vitamins and amounts were in a pill, pinch zoomed like old bag of dustprophetone
- Sometimes I go through my photos just to delete all the photos of close ups I can’t readdmay
- i was nearsighted but getting old actually corrected that... lolpango
- 100%_niko
- lol@nevercanoe
- Every time I rebuild a carburettor now, I use my phone to read the jet and valve sizes. So annoying. Might buy one of those magnifying lamps and admit defeat.slappy
- this should be inthe useful threadArchitectofFate
- Good tip and feel you on this one. Over the last 6 months my eyes have literally given up focusing on anything. And Mort, Aldi cooking instructions are STUPIDIanbolton
- You know there are drops that can temporarily fix blurry vision due to age?lemmy_k
- iPhone has a native magnifier app - works way better than just zooming in with the cameraGnash
- mort_6
- https://www.instagra…garbage
- I think the IG is a better examplecanoe
- mar-a-lago?neverscared
- neverscared1
- https://www.theguard…neverscared
- It's been raining here all night, temperatures have dropped, but I'm worried about my neighbors further north... Stay calm!OBBTKN
- a night of rain seem like a memory from a former life here...neverscared
- I blame all the muslims. First they bring their rapey ways and now they bring their dessert heat, next their camels will be in every piazza and square in Europe_niko
- -NBQ00 probably_niko
- * desert heat although, I’m sure they’re bringing their spicy baklava too!_niko
- Spicy baklava? Tell me more!Continuity
- Meanwhile someone in America is saying, it's a hoax!canoe
- no shit... every rightwinger here says its just summer.... flipping wankers.. if it would have 40° everyday from april to october they would still deny climateneverscared
- crisisneverscared
- where_am_i7
Show some recent work
Hey wasnt sure whether to put here or the useful thread, couldnt find the After Effects script.
Anyway made a cool little free script for AE. Generates thumbnail comps/contact sheets from your videos. Lots of control with comp size/intervals etc. And its FREE. DL link in description. Hope someone finds it useful/fun
- Nice thanks!GuyFawkes
- cool!Gabriel
- couldnt find the After Effects *threadwhere_am_i
- Pleasure, hope its useful!where_am_i
- i_monk7
The Guitar Thread
My dad's finally selling his original 1954 Martin D-28.
He developed crippling arthritis in the 90s, had multiple surgeries to keep basic functionality but hasn't played since. He had a band in the 70s, and played with Chubby Checker when he was on tour once.
- The Explorer on the left is purdysausages
- That looks like it has some quality miles on itstoplying
- That’s a beauty. I have a guitar there now for repairsGnash
- Why wouldn't he give it to youcanoe
- jesus canoe, its worth $20k+. its unreasonable for anyone (other than a collector) to own such a guitar unless they bought it back in the day.kingsteven
- You don't have to be a collector to own a guitar dude, man should give his son a bit of history.robthelad
- Beautiful guitar!futurefood
- well apart from it being completely parasocial to enquire or assume inheritance. i_monks dad sounds like he has plenty of history to pass downkingsteven
- “Parasocial” doesn’t mean “having an opinion about a stranger’s family situation.” Presumptuous or intrusive would be closer.canoe
- That said, fair enough. we’re now all confidently debating what a man none of us knows should do with a guitar none of us owns. QBN successfully achieved.canoe
- Tomorrow is truly better.canoe
- parasocial to go there! was giving you the benifit of the doubt you may not know the value, rob not so much lol.kingsteven
- Lol canoe. :)mort_
- lol
It would be wasted on me; I have zero musical aptitude. My sister and I will split the money though.i_monk - lol @stevenrobthelad
- mort_10
- right in the nutsneverscared
- Honest to Zeus, may he strike me dead if I'm ly..._niko
- I should have bought that surge protector!fooler
- IN THE FAAAAACEprophetone
- My neighbor in unit 2106 is having a bad day.utopian
- oooo free electricity!Nutter
- lol Nutter!mort_
- mort_11
- You’re hanging around the wrong vans_niko
- And that quicksand was going to be a near daily problem.Akagiyama
- I have never once, Stop Dropped and Rolled!fooler
- As a child I had the impression I would be offered to see more puppies or sweeties from a nice man in a car that the 0 times it happenedIanbolton
- My daughter was playing out and came in with two large white plushes that some lady gave to her. New neighbour, I think. No idea who they are.Nairn
- Apparently everything we've ever said to her about strangers went out the window when she saw how cute the things on offer were, the simple idiot.Nairn
- Gardener15
- mort_4
- ++neverscared
- Nice. I'm good friends with the guy who produced all their early albums. Although he's not a well man these days. Still smokes weed every day!!Ianbolton
- DJ EASE?mort_
- Don't make the joke, Nairn, don't make the joke, Nairn.
DJ Wheeze?Nairn - Everyday? ... oh my.tbgoodwillie
- haha. His name's Bruce. https://www.discogs.…Ianbolton
- So good!sab
- dmay10
- And half a bottle of some crappy sparkling wube, ice colddmay
- Yeah!! Desfrute!OBBTKN
- “Wube “ - wine....
@OBBTKN simple life at the Iberian peninsula, fish, bell peppers, a grill, and a sunny sundaydmay - I, too, like wube.Continuity
- looks delighful_me_
- Your just gonna eat em, just like that. Fish heads on with some salt. And then drop a whole red pepper on the grill. Real farm to table stuff.brothernoah
- I enjoy few things more than a charcoal-grilled fish. Looks ace.MrT
- Nice work man!canoe
- Jrdntnnr0
- XDpango
- RIP pali?Continuity
- bropalimpsest
- bro!Continuity
- BRO!pango
- BRO?Ianbolton
- BRO?!Continuity
- bro....dee-dubs
- sis ?neverscared
- I was wonderin wtf that wascanoe
- what am i missing here?autoflavour
- qbn discord shenaniganpango
- Bruhmaikel
