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- whatthefunk5
- Pretty accurate if you’ve ever been to a pub in England, there’s at least one of these dudes!_niko
- At least that monkey has two visible toofs.utopian
- better one or two in the pub than one in the White HouseMrT
- irony being, all the other monkeys want to live next to it.hotroddy
- Originally being from Burnley myself - I do see a resemblance to certain folk once they had come back off their holidays._me_
- Nairn0
- The bell started to toll in middle of Jurassic Park productionprophetone
- Sucks. He deserves better.dopepope
- Shit. Really hope RLM managed to snag some of this.garbage
- “I will die with my sword in my hand ... We had almost a 40-year run. It was a good run.”jbasnight
- it's OK, sweat shops making sky beams for second screen content are keeping the dreams alive. Time to watch Mad God again.MrT
- mort_12
- +renderedred
- I really don’t get how people say it’s antisemitic so say it’s a genocide. It’s an Isreal problem, not a Jewish problem.Ianbolton
- ^ Reasonable
< ReasonableCyBrainX - I’ve never understood the whole anti-Semitic thing other than Israel using it as a get out of jail free shield to let them do whatever the fuck they want to do._niko
- Palestinians are Semites as well so defending them can’t be anti- Semitic can it? And if the term has been hijacked to mean anti- Jewish it makes even less sens_niko
- Because Judaism has nothing to do with the actions of Netanyahu and the Israeli government and most Jews abroad and many in Israel reject his actions as and pol_niko
- Policies. They are trying to equate rounding up and throwing Jews into ovens during the nazi era to not supporting a genocide in Gaza._niko
- Ie both of those things are equally anti- Semitic._niko
- Jews in the US accept and support anything Israel does blindly it seems.monospaced
- That's antisemitic.palimpsest
- The Holocaust and antisemitism are propaganda tools in the hands of people that are doing the exact same thing to Palestinians and in the region.renderedred
- Fuck IsraelGuyFawkes
- American Jews tend to be left-wing and skeptical of Israeli government, Israeli Jews seem to be going more and more far right.yuekit
- @yuekit I live here, and I always spoke my mind. In the last few months I have kept quiet. It is grim.renderedred
- Yeah sadly it's so predictable that violence leads to extremism, which leads to more violence.yuekit
- B/c the biggest snowflakes spend time calling others snowflakes, it's the fascist playbook after all!whatthefunk
- prophetone2
- Tom Hardy will rap under his Frankie Pulitzer moniker on a new hip-hop album with Czarface.omer
- Yeah just found this out, crazyprophetone
- wait, what?lvl_13
- this is old news right? I mean the album is new but the rest...oey_oey
- I feel like I saw something about him rapping a few months back but forgot all about it until this releaseprophetone
- Nairn7
Food
Still home alone and had been jonesing for a pre-made tasty meal, but despite going to all of the local supermarkets, nothing stood out. They promise so much, but you know they'll just disappoint. So I've ended up making various combinations of pseudo-Levantine food circling overly-spiced chicken, yoghurt tahini sauce, salad with pomegranate syrup and lemon juice, rice and pitas.
I've particularly wanted Indian, but Sainsbury's and Tesco's offerings are shite, M&S isn't so good and my local Waitrose is quite small, so invariably doesn't have the specific things they offer in other stores that I enjoy.
So on my way walk home last night I took along diversion and went to Morrison's who do I quite a respectable 9as in filthy and oily) Indian and Lo! Two mains and two sides for a tenner. Wonderful. Too much for one, but fuckit, I wanted to gluttonise.
Bought some pre-made poppadoms because I couldn't see the fryable ones,then closer to home found a pack of the fryable ones.
I ended up eating all of it. Both mains, both sides, and eighteen fucking poppadoms. I fucking love poppadoms.
I writhed in glorious borderline-gestational agony for hours after and have shat four times already this morning. Probably more to go.
Worth it.
I might do the same tonight.
- belongs to nihilism threadneverscared
- Oh my...OBBTKN
- FFFFLOOOLL!canoe
- jfc NairnContinuity
- I was expecting to get £16 from Morrison's social media affiliate scheme for this promotion, but they've just cancelled the payment. wtf.Nairn
- Ah, apparently there's a clause about the use of an apostrophe in the use of their name, as per brand guidelines.
I fucked it.Nairn - I did the typical Brit thing of adding an apostrophe-s on to the end of the supermarket's name.
Why do we do that?Nairn - That's ok, Americans add a straight s just for the f of it. Ford is Fords , Meijer is Meijers - crock of idiots I tells yascanoe
- YOLO!!!ideaist
- Lol. How much longer until you have some supervision?Fax_Benson
- On the other hand, who am I to sit here shaking my head and tutting at you? I mean, I'm the same plonker who ate three 145g burgers "for science" once.Continuity
- AND reported on it on QBN!Continuity
- Must say this is some good shit._me_
- I have no clear idea of everything that went on but I'm here for it.palimpsest
- I'd like to see ai write anything close to this! great writing comes from the agony and human suffering of eating what Nairn ate and almost dying from it!_niko
- whatthefunk14
- Cut a rectangle from a corn flakes box and position it in the spokes of your bike wheel with a clothes peg to make your bike not sound remotely like a motorbikemort_
- For hours on endmort_
- Subscribe for more hacks!_niko
- @mort_ playing cards and parts of yogurt containers had a bit of a sharper sound :)renderedred
- i member the change from clay to urethane wheels on skateboards.renderedred
- Those early skateboards looked lethalmort_
- Oh, my knees and elbows had no skin :)renderedred
- Blowing into a Good 'N Plenty box to simulate a harmonica.CyBrainX
- HA!!canoe
- i was a street hockey goalie with soccer shinguards and a baseball hat. "rule was" no deliberate shots to the face :DArchitectofFate
- the railroad tracks, flattening coins or running and jumping from crushed rock explsions war-movie styleArchitectofFate
- Renderdred won this one.garbage
- My man!mort_
- Taking into cans connected by string.jagara
- mort_3
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Not racist I supposemort_
- yasmilfhunter
- Yum_niko
- Hmm, breast, leg or thigh?Akagiyama
- Nairn?thumb_screws
- Ianbolton6
Pic of the Day
I have this on a tote bag because i love tits.
Vailable from here: https://sarahedmondsshop.com/
- Ha! Whenever I see someone when I'm out paddling I always curiously ask, "Have you seen any wild boobies?"canoe
- the 'Elegant' ones are the bestKrassy
- Missing are their Canadian cousins, the black-capped chickadee.Continuity
- Tufted titmouse gets a nod, I give a nod. PS never leave an ex's nickname in your phone.garbage
- everyone love titspango
- prophetone14
- I'm lovin' IT_niko
- Over 90 Billion (tokens) Served!Krassy
- Virtual Grimace is a full stack devprophetone
- LOLmg33
- Nairn0
Punches For:
I.
Fucking.
Hate.
Fucking.
Architects.
.
Fucking.
Useless.
All.
Of.
Them.- The whole lot?canoe
- surely not Art Vandalay too?_niko
- ^ I thought he switched to imports/exports.CyBrainX
- Why?monospaced
- No.
Grasp.
Of.
Reality.Nairn - except for structural physicsneverscared
- You've not worked with architects then.
I've had precisely one architect I've worked with over the years who really had his shit together, and I've workedNairn - with some of the big names here in London.
They're generally oblivious to the constraints of practical reality, including timescales and specs.Nairn - you're just being lazy Nairn like all engineers, programmers etc, you tell me what's wrong with this: https://i.haasie.com…_niko
- the big names are the one most nuts in general..... i think in every disciplineneverscared
- Er, what? All of them, or just the shit ones you've worked with?jagara
- Good god, Internet Literalism really is tedious. This was a rant. Not an absolute truth. And, no - read again - I've worked with some of the 'Big Names'.Nairn
- That sounds really twatty, lol. I just mean that I know that I'm not dealing wit idiots. They're smart people, just not always.Nairn
- _niko2
blog
seems others share Mono's sentiment above from reddit:
Los Angeles is the biggest shithole in America and it’s not even close (I’m serious)
I have been and lived in most major cities in America, including 10 years in “LA” (west side) but in these 10 years, I can count on one hand how many times I went downtown.
I had to come downtown today to take care of something and it was gonna take a couple of hours so i decided to walk to a nearby restaurant literally like 4 short blocks away and I did not make it past the 2nd block.
absolutely filthy streets, a fucking wasteland of nothing but zombies walking around, full blown shanty towns on the street i turned around on, cops driving by and not giving a fuck.
I CANNOT BELIEVE this is the united states. how can a place be this horrid. how can the people here be the absolute lowest scum of the world? holy shit, this 5 min walk angered me so much i need a fucking Tylenol right now. this place is worse than Gotham city. I thought NYC was the biggest shithole in America but no, LA wins hands down. At least NYC is vibrant with people everywhere. the thousands of tourists help negate the zombies that roam the city.
the people running this city should be sent to Guantanamo bay with no food or water.
my fucking 3rd world city is MILES ahead of this catastrophe.
honestly, I’m contemplating getting the fuck out of this place and move down to Orange County where normal people live.
- not sure how much they're exaggerating since they thought NYC was a shithole too because I think NYC is a bit gritty but amazing._niko
- the whole rhetoric with the tylenol , worst , zombie etc... sound like a full on idiot maga bloke carrying out donnies message to fuck up newsoms city.neverscared
- the poverty rate is 13% compared to new york 26%, national rate is 13%neverscared
- not that it cant be bad there... its different with the climate and big cities... how the whole thing kicks in..neverscared
- that whining bitch- i cannot believe - i cannot believe- sounds like a poor dumb ass bitch to me.neverscared
- an anedocte i can tell is that the two last people i met . one was in l.a the other in n.y were both not amused with the amount of people living the streetsneverscared
- in both cities... to be fair .. my impressionsis it also has shifted in the next gear in central europe too since 4 years.neverscared
- Having lived in both, I would take NYC any day. It is cleaner, vibrant and less dingy for sure.monospaced
- Can't even drink water in LA, or California. Tastes like an unfiltered public pool ffs. Disgusting.monospaced
- You won't see many people living on streets in NYC, btw. Certainly not entire encampments.monospaced
- According to the 2026 homeless count reported by NBC Los Angeles, there are 45,194 unhoused people in the city of Los Angelesneverscared
- More than 350,000 people are estimated to be without homes in New York Cityneverscared
- cant be true... that would be like 6 times more in ny...what u think could that be true ?neverscared
- Sheltered Dominance: Cities like New York City, Boston, and Milwaukee house over 90% of their unhoused population in emergency shelters or transitional housingneverscared
- West Coast cities like Los Angeles, San Jose, Oakland, Long Beach, and Fresno report that more than 50% to 70% of their homeless populations are unshelteredneverscared
- maybe not so much camps in ny because more urban tensity while l.a build for the car and wider spaces i would guess when it comes to city planning.neverscared
- whatever martime metroplosises are always kinda kool to me ...neverscared
- My son was in LA for 2 weeks earlier in year, he basically said the same things niko said, hated it so much came home earlyGardener
- Wait, I didn’t say those things :) somebody on Reddit did, I’ve never been and was asking how accurate it was :)_niko
- I wouldn't want to live in either city. Or that country in general.i_monk
- hey neverscared, how's your arm chair cowboy?canoe
- ShenanigansTV11
making beats
Hey friends. Here's a T-303 bass I made. Everything you like about the 303 without everything you don't. Pairs so sexy with the T-909
- Funcanoe
- Love thisbig-papes
- <3ShenanigansTV
- the slide control is inside the mod window.ShenanigansTV
- Super cool!stoplying
- That's fun! stack another and an 808!ayport
- ❤️❤️❤️falcadia
- big-papes12
making beats
I just released a new house single today, check it out here if thats your thing : https://push.fm/fl/lovitz
- Love that clap-like percussion and all the 'human' touches in it... has a kind of "Latch" appeal in the vocal. +1!canoe
- thanks!big-papes
- Loving it too. Tight production bro.mort_
- thanks! thats awesomebig-papes
- Damn, so good! Like a lot of your other stuffshapeaspect
- Anywhere we can hear the full thing? :)jagara
- nice, bit of a departure from your other tracks..autoflavour
- pango4
- As long as we have varied tit we should be fine.
https://en.wikipedia…palimpsest
- As long as we have varied tit we should be fine.
- ShenanigansTV2
- Very Coolbig-papes
- Well that's not any fun or anything.mg33
- very cool.. all i would say is Roland is notoriously litigious and protective of their IP.. even for free things.autoflavour
- cloning the 909 is fine, calling it Roland TR909 is likely to get you a cease and desistautoflavour
- talk to me about the emulation tho? are they samples or actual engine?autoflavour
- Akagiyama5
- Bobby LeeGuyFawkes
- Not Pango!utopian
- Michael J. He never died.NBQ00
- Gaddafi in disguise?jagara
- Larry Davidmort_
- Lady Gagarzu-rzu
- BonoOBBTKN
- Claudia WinklemanFax_Benson
- The face of eating ass.palimpsest
- ElvisKrassy
- Charles Bronsonslappy
- lol palimpGuyFawkes
- Yoko ono?sab
- Yoko, Oh No!palimpsest
- Piper Laurie's male character on Twin Peaks? https://i.haasie.com…CyBrainX
- Edith Headcheesefuturefood
- haha CyBrain wowfuturefood
- https://i.haasie.com…mort_
