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My mom hears less and less clearly and refuses to wear earring aids she was prescribed and got for $$$$, having decided she doesn't need them.
So instead, she gets mad at us for not speaking loud enough.
- I hear thatFax_Benson
- FIL looks at me like I'm deliberately speaking speaking too quietly. Got to the point where he just says 'sorry, what?' before I've even reached the end of theFax_Benson
- first word. Also gets startled, as he can't hear people moving round the house - so whistles when he's on the move, thinking we can't hear him either.Fax_Benson
- Hahaha!
Yeah my dad also caught the habit of saying "huh?" to ANYTHING said to him, so everything needs to be repeated.spl33nidoru - I got so tired of constantly repeating that I now just wait for him to replay in his head whatever was said, and for the info to get to his brain.spl33nidoru
- Both my in-laws are deaf as logs which makes it so my wife and I can talk shit a mere 2-3 meters from them and they don't hear a thing :)PonyBoy
- ^ flol! Pony, that's awful! Shame on you! <3Continuity
- jagara2
State of QBN 2026
Surprised that Grafician didn't immediately make a new account and kept on keeping on. Is it still invite only?
- It's actually because the registration system is busted, and they've not bothered to fix it.Continuity
- Or... Graf is still around...OBBTKN
- He has 6 other accounts (at least) He's still aroundGuyFawkes
- Gardener12
- Gardener6
- hmm, watched a bit of the trailer and just realized I've never seen this, need to watch it asap._niko
- Yes you do! Awesome film.MrT
- I wish all the footage they stored in that salt mine hadn't been ruined. I would have LOVED to see how much MORE effed up this movie could be.Akagiyama
- Definitely the best Paul W.S. Anderson movie; If you've seen the nine live-action Resident Evil films you already know this.evilpeacock
- Fucking-A, this movie rocks!elahon
- Great movie, cool packaging.utopian
- HOLY SHITY. Is this the one with the "Um yeah, this is beyond fucked and we can't put that on a screen?" Minus what was lost in Transylvania?garbage
- It's really not a good movie, but the backstory is wild. Shining in Space was ruined because James Cameron was about to release Titanic.garbage
- neverscared15
- I found him likable, RIP.utopian
- Whoa, no way. Damn.NBQ00
- No fair.garbage
- Who is this?jagara
- George LucasNBQ00
- Sam Neill, from Event Horizon and Jurassic Park.lemmy_k
- RIP :(Akagiyama
- https://images.squar…ideaist
- Wilderpeople, Death in Brunswick, Possession, Mouth of Madness.. legend.garbage
- RIPGuyFawkes
- Nooooooo not Sam ... RIPprophetone
- He plays a magpie in that new upcoming movie which is so coolprophetone
- :( RIP, Sam.PonyBoy
- Death in Brunswick was a bloody fantastic movie!sab
- ^yeah, but the Australian media need to remember he was an NZ'er. RIP.MrT
- Yep! Lots of NZers claimed as our own over the years!sab
- mort_12
- spl33nidoru1
Trailer Of The Day
I'm getting Mickey 17 flashbacks from this over-the-top trailer, and not in a good way.
The smaller-scale story title trailer earlier this year had gotten me more excited. We'll see!- yeah WTF, it's like two totally different movies. I thought the original teaser was about a dude that digs graves for the cartels or something wacky._niko
- I like how Innaritu is all in on his surreal comedic angle. I even liked Bardo so i guess I'm a real fan. revenant feels like an anomaly in the oeuvre now !DaveO
- Leave Mickey 17 outta this, it was kooky but it was also great, and 7 hours longprophetone
- I love Bong Joon Ho, but Mark Ruffalo's performance is enough to grant the movie a Razzie.spl33nidoru
- ^ agreed. IIRC, he's not even a character in the book. Pattinson is fantastic in the movie thoughgarbage
- ^ Absolutelyspl33nidoru
- i got 'dr strangelove' vibes from this trailer...exador1
- stoplying6
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Tuesday I fly to Japan to be with my family - who've been there for almost three weeks. It's weird/nice/lonely/pleasant/sad/f... to be away from them for so long but it reinforces the old cliche that absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder. I'll spend two weeks with them, and our big adventure will be a trip to Okinawa with some scuba diving thrown in. I truly miss my wife and boys. We facetime twice a day but the boys are distracted and the experience drifts between engaged and TOTALLY NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
Tonight I feast. Baked sweet potatoes (SEAN ASTIN GIF), and a skirt steak on the grill with an arugula, cucumber and bermuda onion salad. A splash of reposado tequila and a fantastic local IPA chaser to get the appetite going and I foresee an early bedtime.
Cheers, QBN - To Health!- I'd just like to take this opportunity to announce to you that I'm jealous you're going to Japan, and to conclude that thought with: GFY. <3Continuity
- I concur ^_me_
- Have a horrible trip.
<3palimpsest - ^ LOL!!Continuity
- PO TAY TOESgarbage
- Bon voyage!OBBTKN
- tank0213
- I was expecting to see McConnell's horrible face up here before this guy's. I can't imagine too many ppl being genuinely upset at this warmonger's passing.BuddhaHat
- Oh, snap.renderedred
- Good fucking riddance. One down, many more to go.elahon
- https://i.imgur.com/…Akagiyama
- overdose, mark my wordstank02
- Well, this wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.
Now do Trump.Continuity - They always die in 3s.
Fingers crossedjbasnight - Lady GSalarrue
- Rot in hell kid fuckerGuyFawkes
- MAH POOR LADYBUGSgarbage
- Do Trump or Bibi next!GuyFawkes
- Horrible human. Great newsdbloc
- There's a theory he died in that Kiev drone factory.zardoz
- Burn in hell for eternity you miserable warmongering ghoul.Milan
- fuck off milan! you're not supposed to agree with everyone here!pango
- Is that Trump without orange makeup?sab
- garbage3
RIP of the day
"When I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered (he said yes). I asked if it was OK if I wiped him down (he said sure). I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks, and nothing was coming off. Then I realized that his taint wasn’t dirty, it was just FULL OF MOLES."
"Dark moles, in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint. ‘Aw,’ he said. ‘Hope you don’t mind.’” And at this point, you might see where the ladybugs come in, but if not, here it is: The male then said, “Those just my little ladybugs.”
- flol oh boyContinuity
- https://i.haasie.com…Akagiyama
- Had he spent his youth perineal sunning?
Anyway. Russia offed him?Nairn - ^ Oh! that's an interesting take, it never dawned on me. Makes sense, though, all things considered.Continuity
- @ak I am forver harmed by this synchronicity.garbage
- :DAkagiyama
- Make this his legacyGuyFawkes
- neverscared0
- men... the strangest creatures on earthneverscared
- truly, if we saw animals doing anything similar we would be puzzledspl33nidoru
- https://i.haasie.com…pango
- MAGA Paradeutopian
- https://www.qbn.com/…PonyBoy
- are people not allowed to have fun any more!? :)robthelad
- elahon2
- Ellie Page was so cute, now she's pretending to be a dude with cancerrzu-rzu
- Not pretendingmonospaced
- She has cancer?i_monk
- HE does not.monospaced
- https://media.tenor.…_niko
- If you're uncomfortable enough in your own skin to cut your tits off, change your name and pronoun and face societal judgment about it...jagara
- ...it's clearly not a small issue for you. Leave HIM alone.jagara
- I am the walrusrzu-rzu
- Continuity5
Signs your getting old?
We're having fun and animated conversations on QBN about cooking-acquired blisters.
- Gardener2
- it gives me such faith in humanity that people like Ann Widdecombe can live to be murdered randomly in failed burglaries at 78kingsteven
- a vile and hateful horror of a woman. i hope her last moments were filled with fear and terror. she was Catholic, no? she can spend eternity spinning in hell.face_melter
- why is it a positive for you that she was in terror as she was being murdered? I don't get what you'd get out of that. Saw lots of similar online yesterday.Fax_Benson
- weirdFax_Benson
- Ann had conventional views regarding trannies, freaks and other assorted weridos.zardoz
- I assume those who celebrate her death are part of that degenerate group.zardoz
- I can't be arsed to follow over the pond politics, but it seems like a former shadow cabinet conservative turned failed reality star got killed?garbage
- Wait til one becomes the most powerful puppet on the planet, then give me a call. Also big sus @zar using the term "degenerate".garbage
- Sure he's full aware that we proud americans have gone full-step with the Nazis, and have recently declared war on degenerate art.garbage
- Perhaps that is "conventional" to zarby? I don't know, I don't truck with hateful pipsqueaks.garbage
- I couldn't stand the woman, but there was no value in commenting on her passing one way or another. Disgusting to celebrate her apparent murder.Nairn
- I can't imagine how divorced from base morality someone would have to be to think that in any way appropriate.Nairn
- She was in many ways a pitiful creature, torn from accepting who she likely was. Through that lens, certain toxicity makes a sad kind of sense.Nairn
- Appreciate that take Nairns.garbage
- Condolences to the other KrankieMrT
- She was a cantakerous old belligerent coot - i dont wish murder on anyone - but good riddance, i won't mourn._me_
- Never heard of himsab
- Sometimes the old words are the best.zardoz
- lol .-.old words are the best-....sounds like complete braindamage.neverscared
- https://i.haasie.com…neverscared
- I liked nothing about Widdecombe, apart from my mate had a mad fantasy about her. She didn't deserve to be murdered. It's gross anyone would think otherwiseIanbolton
