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  • stoplying13

    Props For:

    Huge props to the guy who smashed his Escalade into my parked (and empty) 2015 Subaru yesterday. He wrote an apologetic, sincere note with his phone number and called his insurance company to report the accident. One hour after the accident (my wife was in a meeting at her office and had no idea what happened), his insurer called me to tell me they had an appointment set up with a quality local body shop, and had arranged for a rental car to be waiting at the body shop for my wife to drive.
    Kind of sad that I feel lucky that this person was doing the right thing, but here we are. Damages are exceeding $4k and we won't have to pay a dime.

    • Wow. Props to that guy and the insurance company. I didn't know anyone who was supposed to would choose to be that helpful.CyBrainX
    • That's a rare human being... can't tell you how many dings / dents / gouges are in my still bank-owned vehicle after 3 years of usage :/PonyBoy
    • A neighbor got his driver's side door crushed in in a parking lot a few weeks ago. No note. $4k+ in repairs.mg33
    • I did this too the ONE time i backed into a parked car. Felt good to do the right thing even if it cost me more in the long run.monospaced
  • autoflavour8
  • utopian3
    • Michael maybe it's time for your to go to sleep :)grafician
    • Calling people by their first names doesn't make you look psycho at all.canoe
    • < this is not me you dumbass!grafician
  • Akagiyama9
    • Can’t wait_niko
    • B O N U S!PhanLo
    • Sweet.i_monk
    • LOL was hoping I could watch with my kids, and in the first five seconds there's a robot dildo.mg33
    • lol mg me too, thought the same. It's a shame because the episodes are so damn good._niko
    • Skip the dildo episode :DAkagiyama
  • canoe4

    blog

    The difference between someone who has made it — or at least worked at legit shops — often comes down to one thing: the ability (or inability) to take criticism.

    The evolution usually goes like this...

    Infantile: “I got a job at a great place. I must be awesome.”

    Youthful Hype: “This place is cool, and the clients are big — but wow, there’s a lot of talent here.”

    Awkward Teen: “I love telling people where I work. But damn, I haven’t sold anything yet. Am I even good?”

    Getting Real: “That Creative Director just shredded my concept... and they were right. I should stop taking everything so personally.”
    Grounded: “That feedback was legit. It’s not about me — it’s about the work.”

    Experienced: “I’ve sold some things. I’ve failed on some. Either way, I’m open. Let’s make it better.”

    Zen Mode: “Creativity isn’t constant. Some projects hit, some don’t — and that’s okay. It’s not about defending every pixel. It’s about the result. The goal. The growth.”

    Graf, when you 'stand by your work' like it's untouchable, without recognizing the difference between what’s good and what’s just... there, you’re not showing confidence — you're showing you’re stuck.

    Still defending your output like a fragile badge. Still reacting like feedback is an attack, not an opportunity. That’s not Zen. That’s still Infantile Mode with a portfolio.

    If you’re really as seasoned as you act, you’d know: standing by mediocre work without self-awareness isn’t bravery. It’s just blindness dressed as pride.

    • Can you go learn something something about fonts and stop with this bullshit :)grafician
    • But, that's what you're good for... finding fonts... too bad you quit interning for me, I'm going to miss you!canoe
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  • i_monk7

    Drama

    Move all the grafican-related bullshit here please.

    • Including grafician himself? I'd be down for that.Continuity
    • I'm also for grafician only posting here. If he leads the way we shall follow.palimpsest
    • Oh, there's a thought, too!Continuity
    • In search of daddy's attention and approval.utopian
  • _niko7
  • Continuity10

    blog

    Bro, this is the most fun we've had around here.
    Keep that meltdown going, bro.

  • Gardener4
    • lolKrassy
    • Gardener, you'll appreciate this - when I was in college and temporarily depressed I'd put like 30 records in the cart and never press submit. It worked!canoe
  • OBBTKN3

    blog

    Well, time to replace the clutch on the Multipla. First major repair in 25 years.

    Actually, only one bearing is failing, but it's better to replace the entire block. Parts, labor, and taxes, about €600.

    It'll have to last a few more years, lol.

    • One of these days I want to explore the physics / geometry of what it takes to fit someone your size in something that small <3PonyBoy
    • Ey Pony... This car has lots of room, and is not small according to eu standards ;)OBBTKN
    • Here's to another 25!
      'clink
      Nairn
  • i_monk4

    Grafician Hate Why?

    You all need a hobby.

    • Putting out my first EP, yet I'm still able to stand up to QBN tyranny, be a dad and a designercanoe
    • Think of all the food I post. If that's not a hobby, I don't know what is.Continuity
    • Lol. You reminded me of a very important mentor I had... now also a very good friend: bruster.com.uy who uses to tell me, every time I show him some...maquito
    • ...design related thing: "maquito, have you tried with trying to fuck?"maquito
    • what the whatcanoe
    • LOL @maquitoOBBTKN
  • Continuity0

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Chef's kiss.
    Truly.


  • Continuity1

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Oooooft.

    These fine examples of grafician's work have Red Dot award, ADC nail, and Cannes Lion Grand Prix written all over them.

    Bravo, sir. Bravo.
    We prostrate ourselves at the feet of your immense talent.


    • Now it all makes sense.palimpsest
    • Designers Republic watch out!canoe
    • It's very recent too!
      None of that stale shit.
      palimpsest
    • This is FRESH!Continuity
    • Like I said...you're weirdd people

      ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
      grafician
    • < and yes, these are some of my works, apparently presented here without any context

      *facepalm*
      grafician
  • OBBTKN2

    Quote someone

    "I would like to live like a poor man with a lot of money."
    — Pablo Picasso.

  • Gardener2
  • palimpsest2

    blog

    Re: https://www.qbn.com/reply/414272…
    "better yet, let's see your latest works you monkeys"
    - grafician

    OK, chief. I'm game!

    I've created tools to enhance the QBN experience. I've also made the data available to others willing to do the same.
    https://observablehq.com/@palimp…

    What the fuck have you built for QBN lately?

    • He never acknowledges any criticism because... facing the truth would damage his made up persona...canoe
    • he wasnt talking to you.. you are a snake not a monkey...neverscared
    • Right, so you write some code, anything else?grafician
    • exactly ... code doesnt count...neverscared
    • shoot a deer or hunt a rabbit and make us a meal..not some code...neverscared
    • Moving the goalposts again I see.
      I'm still waiting on those web buttons.
      palimpsest
  • Nairn1

    Punches For:

    Probably me, but moreso - Amazon Prime. Firstly: I need to cancel my subscription, which I just set up prior to xmas to get three months free Prime so I could last-minute order presents for Ze Child. It's April now - I've paid for a month. D'oh.

    Now, for the Punches for:

    What exactly IS the TV bit of Prime? My kid's gotten into Tom and Jerry, so I Googled and found places that show it - one of which is Prime, so I thought "Ok, I can use that for the last month I'll have it" but nope - you have to pay for it. Wut. I knew it did that with movies, havng borrowed a friend's account a while back, but Tom and fucking Jerry? Literal 80-year old content? I can't recall what the cost was, but it was like £2+ an episode. *hands in air*

    So I did what every right-thinking person should do, I Torrented about 6Gb worth, so the kid'll be fine for a wee while.

    I just don't GET it.

    • They are a store and sell tv shows and movies. SOME content is free, but a lot is just for rent or for sale. Lots of other platforms do this too.monospaced
    • yeah, its very odd. i saw a film was listed on there recently and instead of a play button there was a button to subscribe to apple tv to watch it...kingsteven
    • i just did a trial of amazon music because i was traveling and it has incredibly bad algorithmic music choices. shit you would just never put togetherkingsteven
    • somehow they killed the highstreet yet replaced it with a giant online pound-shopkingsteven
    • its not that confusing... the xtra pay conntent is marked with a special icon.. like extra channels. mgm- apple ..etc... seems pretty straightforward to me...neverscared
    • but highly likely its not kidsproof if they wanna have fun and watch freely without financial consequences...neverscared
  • palimpsest7

    Grafician Hate Why?

    Show us the web buttons!

  • ********
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    80's-90's MEMORIES

    god-tier rig