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- elahon11
The Onion isn't funny anymore
Well, this is something!!
The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site plans to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
- Not all heroes wear capes.elahon
- FAKE NEWWWWZ!monospaced
- This is the most Onion thing The Onion could do. Surprised Cards Against Humanity didn't kick in some funds.bulletfactory
- lol wasn’t info wars always a parody of itself?_niko
- Like nothing the onion will publish would be more outlandish than what Alex jones was already peddling._niko
- ^ If you thought the frogs were gay before..garbage
- lolYakuZoku
- Difference being the onion isn’t serious.monospaced
- Jones was nominated US press secretary a week ago, probably doesn't need his own news channel no more.
https://x.com/RealAl…uan - The Colbert Report 2nb
- @mono what do you mean?garbage
- Haha. The Onion sure knows how to Onion. Is Alex Jones ACTUALLY Trumps press secretary? Wtf?!Ianbolton
- ^ ah, no he's not. Gotta do your fact checking these days. Just like Jones should fact checked his sandy hook stuff before mouthing offIanbolton
- prophetone3
- death star dripprophetone
- death star budget
( ✜︵✜ )prophetone - Looks dope! holy crap. 2Gs!!futurefood
- It’s cookoo for cocoa puffs... like you could grab a fresh Octatrack and a couple used Syntakt, Digitone etcprophetone
- At first glance at it I thought it’s an OPZ meets OP1, so limited features and ui but like same price as a Syntakt maybe?prophetone
- I was wrong lolprophetone
- That thing would look excellent on my shelfletterhead
- I LOL @ the first comment on YouTube for the top video: "It's going to cost $3 million dollars."mg33
- Almostprophetone
- yeah, idk many that could justify this price. but feel like they would fly out if sold on 18/ 24 month finance like phones.kingsteven
- looks fun but i think this might just be the incentive i need to try and properly work woth midi using the existing shit i got haha.mantrakid
- This is so damn tempting. The price is the only thing holding me back from an impulse buy this instant. Been watching all the YT vids.microkorg
- Yeah same.... needs financing.mantrakid
- It’s def totally sick... but the $$$ is sickeningprophetone
- people making good music with TE stuff? sounds so tinny and digital to me. beautiful looking toys thoughinteliboy
- Guys, let's go into debt! +1futurefood
- Motivates me to re-approach a diy version of op-1 platform either ras pi-based or otherwise, 3d parts, open sourceprophetone
- There are options out there to build out the engine and ui using open source libraries and then wrap it all up in a open hardware bowprophetone
- Want... But won't.cruddlebub
- mort_10
- Screentone, still love you!!OBBTKN
- Haven't heard that term. Halftone applied digitally?mort_
- Two in the Toneutopian
- https://en.wikipedia…OBBTKN
- LOL Utopian!!!Projectile
- Hahaha Utopian. Great post Mort. Love it.Ianbolton
- OBBTKN7
Punches For:
For my neighbor. I know you hate your husband and you don't have a sex life (I can attest to that) but... stop bothering me with your slamming doors, banging shutters and screaming.
Find yourself a lover and stop being a pain in the ass!
- You can be her Romeo!garbage
- Why the downvotes? Is she spying on me?OBBTKN
- you def should give her the gooYakuZoku
- Slamming doors, banging shutters...
that is the suburban mating call. You need to answer the call.futurefood - Blast this song out of your window.
Let us know how it goes
https://www.youtube.…futurefood - Throw that sorry ass bitch a bone...she will then leave you alone!utopian
- futurefood2
blog
Anyone else running into this while playing videos here?
I have to sign in now to play videos on qbn? I avoid signing in on yt because I'm using my work rig.
- lol wow ... YT/Google are getting increasingly outright hostile to users.Continuity
- I had it some years ago...went away by itself. I bet it's some change in bot protection algo that is being implemented or tested or deployed without testing :-)uan
- The enshittification of google marches oni_monk
- Constantlymonospaced
- No. Using Brave.grafician
- prophetone3
- been looking forward to this docYakuZoku
- wow, this is going to be goodfuturefood
- Experiencing this in VR will be pretty cool, I assume that’ll be part of this projectprophetone
- They should turn it into a ‘S4 Simulator’ game where you wake up, drive to airport, shuttle to S4 and perform experiments, drink coffeeprophetone
- haha. Then, if they are following Bob's story, you go home and find your wife banging her personal trainerfuturefood
- dlcprophetone
- lol yeafuturefood
- lolYakuZoku
- "I'm extremely proud and humbled" LOLutopian
- I have been deeply entertained by the Lazar story. Will definitely watch this!jagara
- autoflavour1
UFO of the day
you know whats the most fascinating about this whole congressional testimony thing.. is the deafening silence from all the major news outlets.. CNN, FOX, APNEWS, Drudgereport.. none of them have mentioned it at all..
even in ridicule..
not to say suppression .. but ..
- It was everywhere from Forbes to NPR. Maybe because it was an "American" issue, the other mainstream news sources didn't considered it worldwide news?grafician
- CNN https://us.cnn.com/2…grafician
- Looks like they're just not pushing it out, Trump is their money maker right nowYakuZoku
- lots of speculation everywhere...but...n... aliens. they don't give a fuck because it isn't aliens.mkay?sted
- They have all kinds of footage, and US Navy pilots under oath. All a big conspiracy between pilots that have never met each other, eh sted?canoe
- mort_5
Signs your getting old?
This is almost the opposite of signs you’re getting old but my kids are into some cool music like actually decent underground house, hip hop and grime / uk bass.
They like some awful autotune cheeseball stuff as well but it’s amazing that we can relate and chat about music at all when I think of what my folks think of my taste.
- Daugthers: youngest, into 80s 90s cool (for me) music, oldest; into actual trap, rap and shitty pop music. But, music is part of their life, which is fantastic!OBBTKN
- ^ indeed!mort_
- Great stuff Mort. My parents always used to say "All music sounds the same these days". I vowed to constantly challenge myself to never say thatIanbolton
- Share!Nairn
- Danish5
- omg the savings!!!futurefood
- Girl math!_niko
- Girl math?canoe
- sted4
The More You Know ★
Tits eat bat brains.
- Gardener5
- Always a bridsmaid, never a Brid.nb
- Brid is the wrod.Longcopylover
- Bargain - it's supposed to be $9.11Fax_Benson
- You're welcomecannonball1978
- I'm from BridMrT
- Fax Benson is back? Heyyyooocherub
- utopian3
Bitcoin
Buy High > Sell Low!
- that's been my motto for years!_niko
- https://i.imgur.com/…palimpsest
- that's what I've been doing!YakuZoku
- Buy whenever, sell never = profit/lose never.Longcopylover
- grafician0
- Confirmed?grafician
- Amazing, only 500kutopian
- This changes everything.Nairn
- slightly less life, makes sensemonospaced
- I do appreciate the Burger King color upgrade.utopian
- Losing the linear connection to the smile mark from the "a" isn't working for me.evilpeacock
- Orange is the new boss.MrT
- fattercotton
- why is the magic mushroom penis poking the Z?microkorg
- Sunburnt?sab
- ^^
Because Amazon sells everything from A to ZAkagiyama - Fucking horrificnb
- Absolutely fucking horrific colornb
- It's a great Woke change for me. A darker and fatter penis, that was the idea ;)OBBTKN
- Who gets paid, and how much to make this decision?Akagiyama
- genius workKrassy
- now we're talkin!maquito
- from mild grin to an an evil grin?Krassy
- Seven days later: Honestly, it really isn't an improvement. It's worse. Not that I care, I just saw it again in my feed and thought "Why?".Nairn
- Like, why the fuck are they sweating about this? They're fucking Amazon.Just do your thing, get your thing there quick, pay your money and do it again tomorrow.Nairn
- utopian5
- wtf is that shit!?!YakuZoku
- tape wormutopian
- ah fuck, that was out of his mouth º_0_niko
- Oh dear god!!!Akagiyama
- its padding used in sinus/ nasal cavity surgery i'm guessingkingsteven
- No, it's a tape worm.Nairn
- there's a ton of these vids and when you find the source its always something like that (or just fake)kingsteven
- Such great content!canoe
- renderedred1
Signs your getting old?
surfing the internet with coffee at 7am after you already did your morning exercise...
- Why the late start?lemmy_k
- ^ lolKrassy
- Another coke fulled all-nighter?mort_
- haha @mort i wishrenderedred
- lol @mortKrassy
- futurefood4
UFO of the day
This is a great channel by a UAP researcher in Los Angeles area. I think Scarabin originally posted a video of his a long while back on this thread (Thank you)
He has been featured on Discovery channel, TMZ and has been interviewed dozens of times, most notably by Dan Akroyd. He has also given talks to military officials and the LAPD, who have studied his videos. He records almost everyday with a great camera setup and is sitting on about 30,000 hours of footage and has condensed a lot of that footage into about 4,000 videos over the past 7 years now. It is quite an effort.
Full disclosure, I've actually been working with the doctor for the past 6 months now. It has been a great little side gig and what I'm learning about these bizarre objects and UAPs in general is so invaluable.
- Strangest thing I've heard is that Jay Leno (yes, that Jay Leno), has shown interest in Dr. Shiepe's work. Even visiting his home in MDR.futurefood
- Although, to my knowledge Jay has never publicly spoken or discussed his interest in UAPs. Very interesting..futurefood
- What's fascinating is that these small,
fast-movers are everywhere, all over the world.futurefood - Flies zipping around close to cameraChrisKeegan
