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samuel L.
I have this writer friend who looks like a cross between Samuel L Jackson and the gay sci fiction comic in Chasing Amy. While wear…
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thugged out
Have you ever zirped in the shade?
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detach
Last night, at the height of election fever, I received an email from an editor at a literary journal. I had recently submitted …
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Laying Mud
There's nothing like a night of boozing, two bean and cheese burritos at 1:00 am, a presidential election, and a triple espresso …
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growing in god
Imagine being raised in this house. First Kirk's wayofthemaster, now this:
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jimmy fallon
I have never found Jimmy Fallon funny, not in the least, and that new movie with Queen Latifah looks worse than Ishtar, but it was…
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subtle
My roomate questioned me about smoking the other night . I came home from studying and he started with some small talk to bridge t…
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< TMac
That commericial is beyond tight.
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Riding on the Metro
First it was Will and Grace, then Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Now, NT is pleased to announce, Derek and Sean--
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A-Rod
is a lil b*tch. i can smell his red snapper from here. he should be beaned every time he comes up, regardless of the situation.
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Memo
Um yeahhhhhhh, didn't you get the memo?
http://www.drudgereport.com/penn…
I used to like Sean Penn until he played a reta…
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nappy dugout
i get all warm and fuzzy just saying that....
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william hung
Today I got hit on by this little Chinese guy in the cafeteria at school. His friend came over first, this fat 18 year old girl fr…
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BET pulls video
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/…
"Only Black Entertainment Television has agreed to pul…
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Pedro's 30 inch Dominican Midget
This is why we have a chance tonight....
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luminessence
does anybody know some cool photography sites? and like, while i've got your attention, i'm going to new york this weekend, and wa…
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Larks and Thangs
I used to grade standardized tests for a this book publisher, which had to be the lamest job I ever had. First the pay was lame. S…
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the scenario
My roommates' German mother is visiting through Sunday, and it's officially become an annoyance. I spent 2 hours cleaning the bath…
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the state of humanity
14 months ago, while driving with my girlfriend, I was involved in a minor fender bender. We were coming to a lightrail stop, and …