Shit Girls Say
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- bliznutty0
Fellas, you want your woman to be happy?
All you got to say is, "How was your day?"
"Honey, how was your day?"
Know why?
Because "How was your day?" is a 45-minute conversation to a woman.
And as a man, you don't really gotta talk.. you gotta just act like you're talking.
"Get out of here. Go on! I don't believe it! You don't say! Really? Get out of here! I told you that bitch crazy!"
You gotta throw in, "I told you that bitch crazy."
You know why?
Because every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like: "She's trying to destroy me!"
What the fuck are you talking about?
You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?-Chris Rock
- I read that in my head, and my head yelled every word just like chris rock.bulletfactory
- bravo, chris.bulletfactory
- There some wise-ass shit right there. Fuckers need to memorize that shit. Get that shit tattooed on your fucken hand.mikotondria3