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Out of context: Reply #163

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  • GeorgesII0

    as a believer, I still enjoy the end of the Noah's arc,
    nobody reads it till the end
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    By the first day of the first month of Noah’s six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.
    14 By the twenty-seventh day of the second month the earth was completely dry.

    15 Then God said to Noah, 16 “Come out of the ark, you and your wife and your sons and their wives.
    17 Bring out every kind of living creature that is with you—the birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number on it.”

    18 So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons’ wives.
    19 All the animals and all the creatures that move along the ground and all the birds—everything that moves on land—came out of the ark, one kind after another.

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    20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.
    21 The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of humans, even though[i] every inclination of the human heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.

    THE END

    • funny how A god says that humans are evil from childhood, surely this god is retardedteh
    • As a non-believer I find not enough believers actually understand what the Story of Job was about.TheBlueOne

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