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    Okay story time chaps! Meet up with a girl last night, one year my senior, she's out for a quick drink with colleagues but insists we meet up around the corner for a quick pint.

    She arrives, completely smashed, as in asked some guy for a light and just kept walking right into him level of smashed! Then she drags me to meet all her colleagues, they're awesome, I spend the entire evening drinking and making merry with them, but having to look after her a bit. We even have to give her a 5 min pep talk to get her past a bouncer, ....I had a glass of beer thrown on me by a colleague of hers (not intentional, I was caught in crossfire), I remember picking her up off the floor a good few times... shots are had, I'm getting rather messy too and so are the colleagues...

    Eventually it's home time, I get so massively cock blocked by her friend, basically telling her not to come home with me because I'm a stranger. I couldn't argue, I was just some random off the internet, and I'm the only one that knows I'm not a serial killer! ....but I can't give up either! I really like this girl!
    I'm like, "there must be a way in which we can all be happy in this situation!"
    Drunk Girl to friend: "Fuck that, it's been my plan the whole evening and you're not fucking this up for me!!"
    But the friend won't budge.
    Friend: "No! No fucking way are you going back to a stranger's house! ...You guys are staying in my lounge tonight and that's that!!"
    Me: "Yeah but I... um... well yes! That's exactly what we're doing!" Free cab ride home, and when I woke up I was 200m from my house. Made it into work on time and everything!

    I'm fucking loving Tinder right now!! And I think I love Drunk Girl too! (I like 'em crazy)

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    • PARTY HARD!!!!pango
    • did the friend join in????inteliboy
    • Hate those friends. Fuck off dusty minge!set
    • LOL!!!! The friend was nailing her bf upstairsProjectile
    • hahaha I love this storyernexbcn
    • Wait. Wait. Wait... You never told us if the friend joined and you had a messy 3some.OSFA
    • Or, if you ended up banging this drunkieOSFA
    • Yea he did...set
    • which one?OSFA
    • Don't fucking post stories if you're not gonna finish them.OSFA
    • He said in the notes you twat!set
    • Yeah of course I did. No, dusty minge didn't join us.. but the one was plenty!!Projectile
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