Shia LaBeouf

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  • Krassy2

    • why do both Shia LaBeouf and Jon Bernthal speak in black slang/lingo? so bizarre !Krassy
    • I can weigh in on that. Shia was born in LA and raised as a Disney child star; his accent is 100% affectation. Everything about that shitbird is fake af.garbage
    • You can tell he really practiced at trying to sound southern, but he's hitting Appalachian, Inland, South Georgia, North Mississippi notes in one sentence.garbage
    • He practiced a drawl, but he's not fooling anyone from the south.garbage
    • Source: Birmingham bred, and I've done the opposite of faking a southern accent, I've spent my life trying to lose it.garbage
    • To the folks over the pond, it really does sound like a bad British accent with no nuance. Like he learned how to say a word one way.garbage
    • Picture a sentence composed of cockney, welsh and ends in brummie. Dude's so fucking fake.garbage
    • As for the other dude.. um he went to Harvard lol. Fucking clowns.garbage
    • @garbage thanks for the insight. It's all so weird.Krassy
    • and yeah, Jon Bernthal also went to the same private school that Chealsea Clinton and Obama's daughters attended.Krassy
    • Haha wow. It's always weirds me out when somebody wants to sound like me. I still haven't quite shook mine, and probably never will.garbage
    • If I'm drunk or angry, I start speaking in a patois that requires me to stop and translate myself. It's ridiculous. You tell me what the following means:garbage
    • "You best fix some prayer on a creek rise if you plan to jitter me one more 'gain".garbage
    • i'm stumped. Haha!Krassy
    • Modern translation would be a way to address an obnoxious, uninvited drunk at a party: "Call an Uber and go home; you're pissing me off".garbage

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