How do you wipe?
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- yabyum
crumple or fold the paper?
back to front or front to back?
standing or sitting? (I thought this was an obvious one, but I heard there are a few standers out there)
- chall50
I'm outtahere, this board is getting too highbrow for me
- yabyum0
100 % of the people wipe w/ color halftone clothes on?!?!?!?
- EMGEE330
I know someone who doesn't at all.
They schedule their dumps for when they can in the shower immediatly afterwards.
That's sick.
I also know someone who won't go unless all his clothes are off.
- brandelec0
i tie the paper from the towel rack to the door knob and pull a cartwheel splits underneath it
ziiiiing
- DonnieTV0
Crumpled, sitting.
Although as the paper begins to run out I start to fold. It's more efficient.
At the beginning of the roll I'm a bit more devil-may-care.
- EMGEE330
Tell me which one of you does it with Q-Tips and a mirror.
- brandelec0
i floss
- S790
Why do u think some cultures only shake your hand with their left ? Cuz they use the right to... well, let's say how needs paper at all !
- grayhood0
EMGEE33 do you take dumps with all of your friends or just those two?
- 4cY0
i crawl into the corner, naked, in foetus-position, then I call the cat.
- brandelec0
i used to live in asia, and there was absolutely no toilet paper, just a pitcher by the bowl..
i'm telling ya, a pitcher full of ice cold water poured in your muffler at 6am can make you cock like a rooster
- Skylark0
I just sit tight until it drys, then crack it lose...
- blackspade0
ive never understood the crumpled wiper. how can u wipe efficiently with such an uneven surface. Fold all the way.
- CyBrainX0
How can you possibly wipe while sitting down?
- brandelec0
between your legs from the front
- EMGEE330
You should have seen me for the 5 weeks I was in a cast and on crutches.
Acrobatic and clutzy all in one motion.
- brandelec0
oh man, when my teammate broke his tailbone, he couldn't sit or bend his knees and back, he was a freaking robot rockin around. he had to shit standing straight in an angle above the toilet. poor bastard