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- Fizik
oh maan, I don't know how in the world I missed this (serious NT squatter all day during work), but wow, some serious laughs over this around the offfice right now
hahahaperfect idea
- save0
superb link...........hahahahaha
- jevad0
"i checked with a friend and they said there definitely IS a rainbow effect in photoshop, why did you tell us there wasn't one?"
- blaw0
freakin' funny.
quick credit: clucania tossed that link into the 'client quotes' thread this morning/last night.
- DutchBoy0
ha! someone just mailed me this site.
it's hilarious!
(wondering if someone from NT is involved in this..)
- DutchBoy0
Stupid Client Quote #330
Eric Bristow | posted 09-06-2004
Client: So the website you have built with a black background and white text...
Me: As requested, yes...?
Client: Well we think it might be hard for blind people to read.
Me (stifled laughter):I see...what do you propose?
Client: To put up a sister site with white background and black text.
Me: for the benefit of the blind?
Client: Yes.
Me: OK then, it will obviously be billed as a whole new website and you understand that your website maintenance bills will be doubled each month?
Client: Yes, yes that's fine.Subsequently the second website (for the blind!) was built and I charge them double each month than I did before. Result.
=========omg! lol!!
- ok_static0
"I need more pesshht peesshht chuttt chutt papapapa on this animation"
Ha!
- DutchBoy0
"Stupid Client Quote #159
Stephen | posted 08-27-2004
(this is a poster selling something to children, featuring splatters of ice cream all over some copy):
Art Director looking at some comps: "Its ok, I want great. Make it pop"
Me: "huh?"
AD: "I want it to really pop, when people look at it I want them to say, 'fuuuuuuck'"
Me:"You want the kids to say 'fuuuuuuuck'?"
AD:"Yeah"I never really nailed that job."
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haha!
- DutchBoy0
hahahahahahahahahaaa!!
- jox0
"they've left a porno movie playing and I have a meeting in 30 seconds."
BWAHAHAH - that's the best fucking prank ever!!
- mydo0
just thought i'd bump this from 8 years ago.
I've been mysteriously signed up to this site today with my QBN username. (not by me). did that happen to anyone else?
- mydo0
must admit, the number 1 quote is pretty good though...
"A few years ago I was building an e-commerce website for a London-based company. The schedule was pretty hectic, but we pulled some all-nighters and got the shipment out in time for initial review. After the review, the client CEO sends emails to me, my line manager and our CEO stating that we have hacked his website and intentionally added profanity and filth to the system. I was hauled down to explain our actions. After calming the guys down to a conversational level, he showed me the "evidence" where, when the CEO enters information in the product search text box, it comes up with suggestions such as "inter-racial gang bang" when looking for "inter...". I calmly explained that the search box was named the same as that of Google's and that his search history was showing in the results. The complaint was dropped without apologies or explanations."
- ETM0
Wow, blast from the past. I think I posted that site here (NT) back in 2004/2005. Had forgotten about it.