Fancy dress
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- nessdog
Ugggh I've got to go to a fancy dress party this weekend. I need ideas, please help.
Big bag of wank.
- kelpie0
is "big bag of wank" your best idea so far? sounds like agood un to me...
- nessdog0
Yes, I thought so.
- skt0
Go as osama bin laden. thats always funny.
- kelpie0
sorry, I'm rubbish at fancy dress- last time I was so late coming up with anything I grabbed a pinny from the kitchen and went as Jamie Oliver.
*shrugs
- nessdog0
haha
- MX_OnD0
if yer a bloke, go in yer boxers.
Anyone asks just tell them "I've come in my pants."
if yer a burd, paint one of yer breests blue and let it hing oot.
"a bluetit"
- nessdog0
yesssss... nice ideas MX, but unless I get shitfaced before the party, I can't see mi'sen getting one of mi baps out.
- DiscoKid0
Circus is usually a good theme. Mime is easy.
- paraselene0
kuz asked this same question not too long ago. i wonder if it was destroyed in the archive apocalypse...
one moment, please!
- paraselene0
it's gone!
*sob
- who0
- who0
- brains0
put on a fuckin set of glasses a pair of tighter pants, and a tight baby blue or pink t-shirt. say you are going as a pretentious scenester. gives you leway to act like a dick all night.