I spit on Hummers
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- Fariska0
you all talk sh*t, if someone gave you a Hummer, you'd gladly drive it and think it was cool.
JazX
(Aug 2 05, 09:19)I'll sell it and buy a normal car.
- todelete__20
same here. but first i'd beat the holy hell out of it for a day. then sell it and buy a hybrid.
- Fariska0
size of cars
are in the
inverse proportion
of the owner's dickunfittoprint
(Aug 2 05, 10:03)The size of my car is 0..
so, divide something per 0 and then...
- cruz_azul0
i like when they pit on me during a hummer
- cruz_azul0
i like when they pit on me during a hummer
- cruz_azul0
i like when they pit on me during a hummer
- rise0
I drive a miata, does that mean I have a huge penis?
- Fariska0
send a photo, so we can judge..
- todelete__20
darth swallows on hummers.
this i know to be true.
- jpea0
i'll just feel bad for the initial buyers who lose a ton of resale value cause no one wants their h2 when they get sick of paying for gas.
then i'll get over it and give the driver the finger anyway
- dahl0
There are planty of great cars, most sane people would want instead of a Hummer. The Hummer is the official car of the meatheads everywhere.
And if you want to pick up girls, you will have more luck with a Mini Cooper, Smart Car or a Vespa.
- darthcashmoney0
they are savagely capitalistic , destructive and without end in sight...
the stupid, stupid people run back to the caves when they've burnt out the sun
- darthcashmoney0
and most of you responders have missed the fucking point.
go back to start
- Fariska0
And if you want to pick up girls, you will have more luck with a Mini Cooper, Smart Car or a Vespa.
dahl
(Aug 2 05, 12:12)I must get a vespa... i'm sure i can find it for 50-100Euro
- garettwest0
The point is none of us drive a hummer and we all agree that it's not only ugly but a gas guzzling bullshit status symbol.
Yes. Fine. But keying another persons car is unfathomably more stupid and arrogant and it take a REAL jackass to do so.
Once again you're telling us something we already know, something we found out on our own, and something we already believe in.
What are you a consultant at your day job? You must be.
- garettwest0
The consultant:
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes, the latest Polarized sunglasses and a tightly knotted power tie, poked his head out the window and asked the shepherd, "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, then glanced at his peacefully grazing flock and answered, "Sure."
The driver parked his car, plugged his microscopic cell phone into a laptop and briskly surfed to a GPS satellite navigation system on the Internet and initiated a remote body-heat scan of the area. While the computer was occupied, he sent some e-mail via his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, nodded solemnly at the responses. Finally, he printed a 150 page report on the little laser printer in his glove compartment, turned to the shepherd, waving the sheaves of paper, and pronounced “You have exactly 1,586 sheep."
"Impressive. One of my sheep is yours." said the shepherd.
He watched the young man select an animal and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd said: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"
Pleased to meet a fellow sportsman, the young man replied “You’re on.”
"You are a consultant." said the shepherd without hesitation.
"That's correct," said the young man, impressed. "How ever did you guess?"
"It wasn’t a guess," replied the shepherd. "You drive into my field uninvited. You ask me to pay you for information I already know, answer questions I haven’t asked, and you know nothing about my business. Now give me my back my dog."
- arinya0
Hahaha. Lighten up.
- darthcashmoney0
you make no sense. take an expository writing class instead.
gotta go, i have an MBA to get
- Fariska0
Lolz