this is hilarious
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- carver
hahaha, we (or I had the final say)hired this bloke called Rob Noyes, hahaha, it's hilarious, cos i call him NO YES! i invented that... and it pisses him right off, then i say to him "so what is your name then rob...is it NOYES (but i say it like NOISE!!!!) hahaha, it's bloody hilarious, i walked into the office this morning and said to at least 12 people, CAN YOU HEAR THE NOYES(NOISE)??? and everybody, i mean everybody answered back NO YES NO YES NO YES! so i said 'can't you make up your facking mind then?? (i do it in a sort of cockney accent cos Rob is some english knob).then they all start shouting NO YES NO YES NO...it was fucking hilarious! can't wait til tomorow! daft eh?
- todelete__20
what, are you fucking 9 years old?
- Bottlerocket0
That Noyes cunt sounds like a right twat.
- MX_OnD0
come clean carver, you fancy the guy.
- gruntt0
i have a really dirty thing that i could say but i'm chosing not to. daft, eh?
- MX_OnD0
is it to do with the NOISES that carver and mr NOYES make between the two of them?
Noyes: NO
carver: YES
Noyes: NO
carver: YES
Noyes: NO
carver: YESwas that it gruntt??
- JackDB0
You thought thatup all by yourself...
well done meathead
- carver0
haha, another, right, i pretend i don't always understand him, he's got a bit of a lisp, and so when he says something to me like "whay is thee waaaaaah-tah dith-pentha, mishtah carvah?? so i say "what's that NOISE??? and pretend to look under the desk and shit! hilarious! hahahaha!
- Chadwick0
If you did something like that to any of our men, we would have you buttered up and lonely in about an hour.
A mans name is his keepsake and is sacred as such. If you want to point out something funny, perhaps thats acceptable. But to bring it to this level is unnecessary.
- carver0
Yeth, velly tholly misth-tah thad-wick! fart
- Breast0
You either will be invited to a funeral in some days because of a suicide, or you're going to have to run for your life because somebody runs amok.
Was that too black and white?
- kelpie0
yup, mr carver's definately slippin it away with this chap in the stationary cupboard of an afternoon. run out of the quim round your way old boy? hahahaha
- todelete__20
i can't wait for the day he's had enough and takes your jaw off.
daft eh?
- waynepixel0
fucking hilarious! that realy was hahahahahahah so funny fucking hell. Where do you get from hahahahaha, hilarious! hahahahahaha fuck me side ways hahahahahaha I cannot stop. Your a wright funny CUNT.
- tny0
+56k
- driftlab0
Can anyone tell me what "daft" means?
- rasko40
what, are you fucking 9 years old?
if so I'm interested in meating you, mail me, I am 9 too
kOna
(Oct 31 05, 08:06)
- MX_OnD0
what, are you fucking 9 years old?
if so I'm interested in meating you, mail me, I am 9 too
kOna
(Oct 31 05, 08:06)
rasko4
(Oct 31 05, 08:25)"meating"
LOL
- kelpie0
daft eh?
- Rand0
rasko posting in his own thread?
hmmm.
- fifty500
fawkin hilarious. i wish i worked there