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- k0na_an0k
you rule. you know why.
:)
- flavorful0
Hey kOna's back!
- Teeuwen0
tell us all about it.
- Jaline0
k0nnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa
- flavorful0
I read that like someone was yelling, "Muummmmmrrrrraaaaa!"
- taragee0
oyam si yzalc
- Seff0
the bees knees
- k0na_an0k0
heh heh! yeah i'm back and trying to get back to normal with the timezone. whew... it's more difficult than it thought.
the wedding went off without a hitch.... almost. :/
thursday night after the rehersal dinner a few of the guys standing up (4 out of the 8 of them) and i went over to one of the guy's house and had a few too many beers. at about midnight a few sox players showed up to help give me a nice send off on my last night as a free man. well, one of the brothers standing up was busting one of the other guys' chops all night long (we're all very close friends), nothing too bad, but add in the variable that a few mlb players were in the room and the guy felt like a bitch being punked out. after about an hour the dude snapped and.... um.... 'accidentally' tackled tom, slipped on the hardwood floor and sent tom (the guy doing all the chop busting) face first into a wooden cd stand. his face was FUCKED! the corners of the wooden stand gashed his face starting at the hairline, all the way down to his chin. his eye was spit open, his nose had some skin ripped off, and his lip was busted wide open. that was all in a row from the corners of the stand. a few inches over was the same thing, although not as bad from the corners of the plastic cd cases. we all freaked out. i thought he was going to die or lost an eye or something. josh (tom's brother) then starts pushing around the guy who tackled tom and i'm screaming DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!... it was a mad-house. he was bleeding like a stuck fucking pig. it was horrible. in the end at about 2am we put a bag of frozen peas on his face to help the swelling, which now looked like he had a kensington mouse under his forehead and a swollen eye. by the wedding though it wasn't so bad, although at close range he really looked fucked up. i'll post a pick of his mug when i get one. it was pretty bad. but my wife didn't want to kill us at all, she laughed it off and was thankful it wasn't me, or was worse for tom.
the wedding itself was amazing, my wife was stunning, the reception was fantastic and so much fun. my wife and i, as many of you know, are into fitness. so, as my uncle was giving the blessing he mentioned that instead of everyone ringing their glass to make us kiss, people had to do pushups or jumping jacks. i for sure thought that idea was going to fucking bomb, but i'll be damned, people went all out trying to top one another with their physical fitness feat. the winner of the night, 3 large trainers that michelle works with and one very small trainer girl. one guy on each side they each held one of her hands, the other guy grabbed her feet. then they all raised her up over their head and she did a floating pushup (10 of them) in mid-air. it was awesome.
funnest reception ever.
no pics yet from that, still waiting for the photographer to put them together.
pics from maui though. maybe i'll post them tomorrow. have to download the rest from the camera.
good times.
i have a wife. weird.
- k0na_an0k0
oh, when i said 'his eye was split open' i meant that his eyebrow was split open, not his actual eyeball. that would have made me faint. haha.
- Teeuwen0
lol. some party was that.
- Teeuwen0
congrats btw!
- k0na_an0k0
thanks teeuwen.
it was a good time.
where's mayo?!?
- e-pill0
i heart mayo
:)
- grunttt0
awesome kona! welcome to the married club.
i've been married for a little over 2 years and it still sounds a little weird to say "wife" - lol
congrats and post pics.
- flavorful0
Haha sounds like you had the blast we all hoped you would!
Also, there is nothing quite like an eyebrow gash to shoot blood out, and look absolutely disgusting.
- k0na_an0k0
not sure if i want to post the pics for everyone here ya know. might send the link out to a few folks ya know.
we'll see.
and thanks you two!
- harlequino0
"DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!."
LMAO!
I interpret that as: Punch him all you want, just not in the face.Mazel tov k0na!
I am actually ring shopping a bit now. Feels weird. Maybe I'll forge the ring myself. One to rule them all....
- k0na_an0k0
"DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!."
LMAO!
I interpret that as: Punch him all you want, just not in the face.Mazel tov k0na!
I am actually ring shopping a bit now. Feels weird. Maybe I'll forge the ring myself. One to rule them all....
harlequino
(Sep 19 06, 07:36)that's exactly what i meant. having one guy with a fucked up mug is one thing, having a couple is not acceptable. haha.
good luck ring shopping! and be sure after you give her the ring to grab it once in a while and go 'my preeeee-ccccious and freak her out. haha. i do it all the time.
- jevad0
congrats dude!
- CyBrain0
Congrats.
11 days till mine.
- spendogg0
word up k0na - welcome back. Welcome to the rest of your life.
congrats!