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- Drno
Ok, here's the story
For the third year in a row, my neighbour's german shepard is barking insanely,
he barks when I go to work, he barks when I come back, He barks in the morning, in the afternoon, at night, he bark when its sunny, he barks even louder when its raining, He barks when they're not home, he barks at every passerby, he barks at kids and old people, he barks when I throw the trash, he barks at the postman, he even barks when my neighbour's wife tells him to stfu, I could go on for hours..but now its enough, the entire street is pissed because the master is a cunt and just smiles at us when we tell him his dog is even a bigger cunt then he is.
I don't want to hurt the beast, I just want it to be silent. If i spend another weekend at home with this barking loopkit, i'll fuckn blow up,
any animal lover got a solution??
thanks :)
ps: don't gimme that "just bring his a wurstel and he will be your friend", I almost got my hand ripped off and I won't be fooled another time
- mrdobolina0
Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog. Kramer, Newman and Elaine commit a dognapping scene and take the dog far out of the city. George gets back with Susan Ross, his former girlfriend from NBC and he asks her to marry him. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again.
- detritus0
Grow some balls and shoot the dog one night.
Either that or, presuming you've already said something to this guy's face, go to the authorities - we're all on big happy Euro family now and there are laws for such things. Get together a petition from all the affected neighbours, then take it to your council.
If you can get some pitchforks and burning torches to take with, that'd be good too.
- shoot a dog, i'll probably get less time if I shoot the owner,Drno
- Then shoot the owner.detritus
- big chunk of steak soaked in antifreeze toss it over there. don't shoot the owner.rtr
- anyone willing to harm and animal should be executed.
TheTofuFactory - ...but to harm a person? who gives a shit? step off PETA.
;)lvl_13 - lol @ Tofu -
You big girl's blouse.detritus
- Drno0
HAAHAHAHA (capitalize means i'm really laughing),
This dog will rip me open before I even think of dognaping him,
- linus0
Yeah, surely your council can do something about it. If a dog barks for some thing like over an hour here, for intervals longer than 5 minutes or some crap, they can get onto the owners back for it. I'm thinking about reporting the dog two doors down because it's annoying as hell and barks at my dog, even though my dog would kill it in a fight. Sometimes I wish I could just let my dog loose on it.... but nah, writing to the council...
- Ruffian0
- bwahahahahaemecks
- that's a good onealla
- if only there was a godDrno
- LOL hahahahahroundabout
- jox0
That sucks man.
I don't know how it works where you're from but a buddy of mine had the same thing going on with his upstairs neighbor.
He filed a complaint with the city, and they basically told the neighbor to have his dog STFU or they will come get him. (the dog).
Personally, I'll be more upset with the fucking neighbor laughing in your face when you bring it up. Nothing pisses me off more than stuff like that. I would chop his bitch wife down to little pieces with a machete and feed it to the dog, piss down his chimney and block his driveway.
- kelpie0
"block his driveway"??
steady on jox...
- perhaps it is a euphimism?emecks
- crazy move, get out of townroundabout
- Drno0
maybe sausage filled laxative will work,
- alla0
get the dog a nice and horny female dog.
That dog needs some shag... that's why it's always barking like that.
...I'm referring to my own personal experience :)
- designerror0
Chuck Norris will deal with this as soon as he can.
- isn't he dead?alla
- he's kicking ass, and drinking mountain dew.doesnotexist
- LOL @ the photovisualplane_
- Drno0
alla,
did I mention I wanted to help this dog??
I just want him to stfu,
I do not have time nor money to buy him a whore
- designerror0
snip it with BB gun
- alla0
I just wanted to be helpful, man...
Or, you could also try getting bitten and call the cops so they kill it for free. That's my last shot...
- detritus0
Kiss'n'make up.
- eb60
My wife and I had the same problem when we moved into our new house last year. After calling the "authorities" with no change, she called the neighbors and pretended to be the "authorities". Dog was gone by the end of the week.
- +1designerror
- With my french italian accent i'll never be believable, but this is not such a bad planDrno
- then, just pretend you're in the mafia :)alla
- heh, nice :)Jaline
- ornj0
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with a dash of
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That guy won't be barking at shit.
- Jaline0
Pull a Dexter.
- mrdobolina0
Pull the pin and throw into neighbors yard.
- Drno0
Pepper spray is sooo 1999
I've heard about a new "tendence" that is rocking the world,* goes and buys taser *
- Yeah, it's old, but the effect is the same.Jaline
- No, it's really not - especially if said dog is standing in a puddle. WHOOMPH!detritus
- taser is the way to go! people in vancouver loves to use taser. especially cops at air port.pango
- I mean the effect is the same when using PEPPER SPRAY.
:PJaline - Don't Taze me bro!
*Also old and effectiveflashbender