Steve Jobs Lives!!!
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- GeorgesII0
1. claw my way out of the coffin
- fyoucher10
Make a new Mac Pro already
- dopepope0
Wait, so my life ends, then I come back as Steve Jobs when he was first born? or as he looked when he died? Is everything he thought and dreamed still in his brain combined with everything we think and dream? or do we just appear to be the reincarnation of Jobs, but are just like any other normal person. There's too much to consider here. Do we get free iPads and phones for life after that?
- cannonball19780
Be like "fuck I'm steve jobs" and then get all stressed out about the public appearances I have to make.
- ApeRobot0
- Wasn't this the orignal plan for the iPad?CyBrainX
- ipad was supposed to be named "Le krang". They've changed for some reasons.ApeRobot
- his name is now Siri, you idiots. ;)monospaced
- I forgot Siri's a man.CyBrainX
- CyBrainX0
Are we talking about QBN's stevejobs?
- pezpez0
I would fight my cancer with a vegan diet.
Again.- hey insensitive asshole Facebook template spammer! Thanks for your fucking contribution. Dick.monospaced
- Yikes!CyBrainX
- whoa!omg
- SteveJobs0
AMA
and... go!
oh wait, i'm still dead... nm...
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Weed and pussy.
- panacea0
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Worst statue ever, looks like he has AIDS and is throwing a gang symbol. WTF?
- sem0
- Kutcher at least tried to do a good job.monospaced
- yeah to be honest, he acted the part perfectly. Just they changed the story a lot.sem
- But again, they kinda changed it to benefit Jobs so yeah...he would prob like him hasem
- I blame the director and writers for its failure, I actually think Kutcher was really goodmonospaced
- freedom0
Not hire U2 for ads.
- omg0
- SteveZissou0
I'd steal this guy's life force:
- absolutely, especially when you cut a hole in the side of it about the width of your cock..autoflavour
- qoob0