Can you think of a new mustache?
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- n8w
Can you think of a new type of mustache? Upload your ideas here http://www.creactivists.com
- mg330
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- Horp0
How about one that crawls up your nostrils and cuts off the supply of blood to your brain.
Fatally.
- alien stachen8w
- That says 'fatally' by the way, the post isn't a quote from someone called 'Fat Ally'Horp
- HNY Horp, you lesbo.detritus
- You too Detritus you cleft-lipped sexual predator.Horp
- < Posting that, reminded me of John major, who then made an appearance quite aptly down below.Horp
- (by 'down below' I mean, two posts down in this thread. I don't mean he appeared under my desk and started gnoshing me off.Horp
- off.
Horp - haha, now there's a terrifying thought. Poor Edwina...detritus
- Horp0
John Major, one time prime minister of grate britain, had a very novel approach to moustachery. He grew his underneath the skin of his top lip...
- The more you stare at it, the weirder it gets. Consider his top lip. Consider it as you look at the picture.Horp
- :) closet stachen8w
- LOOK AT THE PICTURE.Horp
- LOOK AT IT.Horp
- FUCKING LOOK AT IT OR I'LL CHEW YOUR EYELIDS OFF.Horp
- That's better.Horp
- You're one of us now.Horp
- Horp, you're funny, in a Michael McIntyre, or Freddie Starr kind of way.eoin
- he's an assmouth, but slightly less horrible than the most evil shithead herself, Maggie the shit bitch from hell!!!!!vaxorcist
- "It's like you've been looking at a moustache shaped lightbulb, then looked at his face." Rob Newman/David Baddiel.mikotondria3
- looks like its growing out his earIRNlun6
- eoin0
We put moustaches on things!
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
- Horp0
I've been growing a vertical moustache between my buttocks for many years now. I like to twist and twizzle the strands between my fingers in moments of contemplation. Its quite waxy and pliable and it makes for great curls. My work colleagues have asked me to stop doing it in meetings however. I presume its becasue they find it a little pretentious and hipsterish.
- I also have a goatie beard around my cock and balls. Like Noel Edmonds.Horp
- i_monk0
Your RFP leaves out any mention of compensation.
- mg330
Judging by my stepsister's Facebook page, ironic mustachery has finally made it's way the Dallas / Ft. Worth suburbs.
Trickle down hipsterism for the common man.
- marychain0
Let's leave mustaches in 2012 please....and while we're at it it....we'll never progress as a society as long as there are men who still wear jean shorts. (Nevernudes excluded)
- CALLES0
- My dog has one of these - though he chewed off the ends and it's now more of a chaplin style stachebulletfactory
