Dan Bilzerian
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- dbloc0
- nice scarprophetone
- lol wtf, that forend grip has a retractable bipod built in to it but there is another bipod on the picrail in front of it, so stupid. fucking mall ninjaburd-turglar
- dude obviously has never seen combatburd-turglar
- he's like, 4'3" -- what army would take him?Gnash
- Oh hey, sup gnashburd-turglar
- hey burd. I'd never heard of blizerian until this thread started and it's shocking how loathsome i find this guy is.Gnash
- (delete 'is' -- I swear i'm becoming illiterate)Gnash
- Knew what you meantburd-turglar
- why are spoiled brat jerks always into guns?monospaced
- BusterBoy0
I despise this bloke almost as much as the idiots that idolise him.
- randommail0
the dude is a manlet. 5'9" (and of course if you're under 6', you always automatically round up a inch)
All the money, guns, and girls in the world can't make up for the fact that he's short.
Short height. Possibly short dick. All that bravado. It all makes sense.
- The jealousy is strong with this one.inteliboy
- hahaha @intelliboyzenmasterfoo
- 5'9" is average height actuallyfyoucher1
- < manletGeorgesII
- how tall are you for 5'9" to be short, what are you yao fuckin ming or somethingburd-turglar
- Just conferred with the better half and got told that 5'9" is indeed short for a man, never mindburd-turglar
- GeorgesII0
^
haters, I thought he was really good in the equalizer
- dasohr0
- TIP: if you set your souls of mischief never no more 12" instrumental to 45 to this it syncs almost perfectlyprophetone
- ORAZAL0
- is that dirty miley?zenmasterfoo
- and a schwarzeneggerdasohr
- Akagiyama0
- Hey good for him, he took the extra bipod offburd-turglar
- I can't figure out if that's a 'real doll' or a real girl.voiceof
- gijoe AND barbie in one picture. americaaaaasince1979
- mg330
Never really read about this guy before. That Instagram account is almost as extreme as Floyd Mayweather's.
- nylon0
This guy is a fucking chap...
Play on, Playa...
- mg330
I keep thinking, is this guy like Tucker Max? But Tucker Max was just an a-hole. This guy legitimately has money, and isn't an outward a-hole in terms of being a jerk. He just comes off like a jerk for such unfiltered broadcasting of his opulence and lifestyle.
Any of you remember Arthur Kade? I think someone like this is who Arthur Kade must have falsely envisioned that he really was.
- mg330
Been checking out his IG feed every once in a while and I'm torn between two thoughts:
Is his life as shallow and hollow as it seems, or is he just having fun in a way most people can't simply he has the money?- i don't think most people would live like this. he's broken.Gnash
- He didnt pass muster for special forces so now he is playing make believe with five thousand dollar guns. All the expensive whores are probably just for showterry_cloth
- Can't imagine they are particularly good companyterry_cloth
- i'm going to guess shallow and hollow. if he was just having fun for the money aspect of it: sure for about 6 months...lvl_13
- after that, you would think he would try and do something decent/good with all the "cash" he has, if he indeed, was just having a laugh at the fame.lvl_13
- mg330
He spent $100,000 on Powerball tickets...
- sofakingback1
I had no idea who this was, a friend of mine insisted I follow his Instagram.
So I did, for a couple days.
Then it dawned on me that this motherfucker is the male version of Kim Kardashian, minus a black guy fucking him in the ass. (at least that I know of...)
So I unfollowed his account and went on to live a normal life.
The End
- mg331
Did any of you follow his $600,000 bet that he just won, by biking from Las Vegas to LA in under 48 hours? Someone challenged him to do it on a regular road bike. He won and did it in like 33 hours.
Turns out, for part of the ride he drafted behind a van on a recumbent bike:
He says he only did this for 5 of the 33 hours but is apparently catching some flack for the drafting.
- well not that i care, but if you subtract the time of those 5 hours and add back an average 5 hours of the 28 is it super close or would he have beaten it easy?prophetone
- ...factoring in also a wind to beard x=y/100 chicken leg resistance ratioprophetone
- ^ LOL!mg33
- I think he would have beaten it. The guy the bet was with seemed to think it was OK.mg33
- He's no athlete. This was never about doing things by the book and/or about winning the bet. The dude is just having fun and having a laugh.Krassy
- Plus he has midget legs and obviously a microscopic sized cock. So impressive achievement.BusterBoy
- What's with the fascination over his legs and cock?set
- Does it make you feel more secure saying that shit or do you want to suck his cock or something?set
- prophetone1
- Shout outs for ripping off Crysis 2 concept art.face_melter
- I'm in if you can play against him.MrT
- Playing it... he's a boss level. You can defeat him with 'chicken leg hyper combo attack'prophetone
- that first image background is the hotel from Last of Us if i remember correctlyVandal7