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- Ben99
How could human society evolved if, for example, every time someone sneezes, people located within 2 meters become blind? When one farts, it would make a yellow-brown cloud? When it rain, all satellite signals are blocked and we no longer get gps, tv and all satellite related stuff?
We would have invented stuff around those problems.
Name some crazy stuff.
- gilgamush-2
heeeeeeey yoooooouu guuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuys
- iCanHazQBN3
pass me whatever the hell you're smoking.
- pango2
Ben... Are you high again?
- Ben990
Sometimes, when you cough very hard, you start seeing everything on 'inverse' color, like in Photoshop when you hit Command+i
You'll only see normally ounce the rare phenomen happen again.
- e-pill0
- A vampire with healing factor? Punisher is going to get nowhere fast.Continuity
- set0
Every time I sneeze my cock and balls detach and float up and wallop against my forehead a few times. It's a real pain in public but it's just something I have to deal with.
- Ianbolton1
Please can we have a Kickstarter funded event to keep Ben stoned for the rest of eternity?
- Ben990
If you eat a banana, wait 4 minutes before eating a kiwi from Italy. If you eat a kiwi in the first 4 minutes after the banada, you'll lose all your hair and nails permanantly.
- isleptwithsirenstonight-2
What if you could trade your own personal gun to bring an 8 year old girl back to life. But she would stay an 8 year old girl for the rest of her life.
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- Ben990
If you check the time on a clock at precisely 14:34:22PM with the sun in your face on the month of June, the time jump foward of 3 years instantly for you only.
- scarabin0
what if yawning wasn't the only transmittable body function?
like if someone in a room farted, everyone else would fart whether they wanted to or not
- lolBen99
- hope you are also including wet and pussy farts.
...coz that'd be awesome!VectorMasked - lolset
- kona0
What if the fastest man in the world became a hockey goalie?
I think he'd be invincible, right?