Yo TeeeeTH!
Yo TeeeeTH!
Out of context: Reply #6
- Started
- Last post
- 27 Responses
- Nairn0
If the taste/texture of toothpaste makes you feel nauseous and like you want to gag in the morning, try and find a brand called 'Euthymol'.
It's got a very strong, 'hot' taste (not unlike that 'deep heat' shit people rub into muscles), but once you get used to it (in itself an interesting challenge to liven up the morning) it's the perfect thing.
Although it doesn't contain Fluoride or Calcium, it essentially strips away your mucuol lining and replaces it with an anti-bacterial layer of fire.. which, although it sounds bad, is perfect for first thing in the morning.
As you can tell, I'm a big fan - I've even considered trading it as there's no dedicated website and, really - The World Needs To Know.
Aaaaaanyway.