I wanna a new drug

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  • Biofreak0

    hm... since i saw this thread this morning, i have been sqeezing random lizards while sucking on them...

    they seem to be enjoying this, but no dung yet.

    i think perhaps they may be toying with my emotions while taking some sick pleasure in the suckling. oh lizards... why do you taunt me so?

    spare one drop of your sweet guano for your suckler?!

    woe is me for naught a drop of that sweet nector has passed the miniscule sphinktors to my druglessly parched throat. woe is me.

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