My first real product
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I can sleep anyhow, and anywhere. I didn’t have a bed for years growing up so I’ve mastered the art of just laying down anywhere and making myself comfortable, haha.
People hate sleeping with me though, because I have the jimmy leg or whatever. I’m like a dog that sleeps and it looks like they are dreaming about running around in an open field, haha.
Which wouldn’t be bad, except I guess I’m a cuddler too?
Basically if you make the mistake of sleeping in the same bed as me (or couch, floor, hallway) you are going to feel violated when I hug you like a teddy bear, and then violently move my legs about.
This is going to sound pretty weird, but the only person who can sleep normally with me in teh same bed is my cousin.
Because it’s like synchronized sleeping, I’m kicking one leg, and he is kicking the other in perfect unison from what I’m told when people wake up to hearing what sounds like people having sex only to see it’s me and him shaking the bed like it was one of those motel beds you put a quarter into, haha.