J E V A D ! !
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An oldie but a goodie. Kenny Loggins related.
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So I'm in the fabulous Las Vegas during the weekend of the Rodeo championships. It's a Saturday night and my friend Paul, myself and my girlfriend leave Tangerine pretty lit up very late in the night. Seeing as how it was the Rodeo weekend pretty much every club and hotel was filled with cowboys, normally a nice bunch. Not on this fateful night however. After leaving the club I sit down at a one-armed-bandit and start playing. About a half hour in I win, only a couple hundred bucks, but to a guy without a lot of money it was huge. The machine starts the payout sound as I cash out and a crowd starts to gather trying to see how much I won. As my girlfriend came over she got me all excited about the win cause it meant we could go shopping so all excited and half in the bag I yell out "I LOVE YOU KENNY LOGGINS!" to which the cowboys around me quickly replied 'THAT'S KENNY ROGERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT" and started to get a bit restless. It seems I offended their God cause it turns out I was playing the Kenny Rogers Gambler machine, not the Kenny Loggins um.... whatever machine. So before the crowd got too ugly we made a mad dash for the door while some obscenities were heard in the distance.