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- k0na_an0k0
if this job doesn't pan out i'm going freelance as a dog.
you can rent me out at a set price per day (negotiable) and i will be your dog.
i'll shit on your carpet, lick my junk, chew your shoes (maybe if you're a hot chick drink colt45 out of em... who knows), pee on the rug, rub my butt on the couch, the whole works.
any takers?
i'm serious.
after typing all that being a dog would actually be a great job.