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Out of context: Reply #11
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Look, I need you to step up your game, and collect your thoughts in a more concise manner. Trailing ellipsis? Since I can't see you from my office in fucking gay Paris, and that fucking gay is happy coupled with a Paris that is pronounced Pay-wee you drunken hillbilly, I am going to safely assume you are wearing two different flip-flops and a shirt that says, "I'm with Mr. Un-Impressionable" with an arrow pointing to either a picture of yourself, or a mirror.
On second thought, anybody who would develop film that depicted you would either puke on it upon first glance thus saving some other poor soul from gazing upon you, or just burn the entire photo-hut down never to be seen again. I didn't even get to the mirror yet. There is obviously not a mirror near you. Couldn't be. You can't even have a mirror in that cardboard box you live under a bridge either.
Because if you ever saw yourself you would commit suicide.
Lord knows I would if I looked like you. Of course this is all assumptions, I have never met you, but I am your superior and you are just a name next to a salary that I get joy out of under paying you for despite the fact I have copious amounts of capital to distribute considering the money I do not use in the budget for the year does not go in my pocket.
But hey, life's little joys right?
To recap, I do appreciate your effort. You could have just as well typed nothing and I would have never thought twice about you. At least now I will remember your name when I plan on firing 12 people at random on Christmas Eve.
Cheers,
Jerome