Who else's having a kicka$$ day?

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  • cotton0

    i just went to take a shit in the restroom that has a single stall so that i could have some privacy.

    too bad it was such a loud explosion of sputtering shit and air that i might as well of had a PA attached to the toilet.

    wouldn't be so bad, but there is a lady who's desk is right outside the bathroom facing the door. she saw me go in, i'm sure she saw me come out, and there is no way she didn't hear that terror that came out of me.

    i just did the walk of shame back to my desk.

    • she didnt see you come out... her eyes fucking melted... what did you eat?734
    • Hahahahah, you should have used the flush to drown out the explosion. You get a free bum wash toocreative-
    • BWAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man.

      You two wingnuts work together?
      czawada
    • im sure the backdraft was killer when the door shut behind youdskz
    • your boss must not like that lady to put her theredskz
    • ahahahahahah. just love when this happens to someone elseESKEMA
    • I never shit on the floor I work on. It's a good strategy.kult
    • i most definitely did NOT make eye contact on the way out the door.
      shes part time and her teeth are black.
      cotton

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