Excerpts from my memoirs

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    Monday 20th May 1998.

    Some the tomato juice and goose shit that the villagers threw at me ate away at the solid gold paint i have on my moped. Also found gum embedded in the ignition. Bunch of savages. Finally received a letter from the government about my petition regarding legalizing the practice of penis sorcery. They said they could tell all the names were written in my handwritting, and that i fell short of the required one thousand names by about 929 and a third.
    Hope to alphabetize my toenail clippings today. There's never time.

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