cure to a hangover

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    Before you go to bed, drink a large glass of water, with a pinch of salt and sugar stirred well in. Make another and keep it by your bed. Drop a couple of your favourite OTC painkillers and a half-dose of an OTC sleeping tablet. Have two cans of Irn-Bru or your favourite sweet soft drink, cold and on standby for when you awaken and get straight to the nearest greasy spoon.

    Or, get keep a toad handy and force it to give you a blowjob first thing in the morning. That should take your mind off things.

    • hint: tape live flies to your genitalia to get your toad 'in the mood'.detritus
    • you will go to hell for bringing that video to our attentionlocustsloth
    • I am already in hell - how do you think I find out about such things?detritus

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