Stewie
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Stewie has taken control over Chris. He has brought Chris to a tool shop)
Stewie: (Into his microphone) Walk up to the counter.
(Chris does so)Stewie: (Into his microphone) Good day shopkeep.
Chris: (Under Stewie's control) Good day shopkeep. I require a hand-operated buzz saw, capable of cutting through a human sternum. It's for a school project. I'm some sort of student sent here from... oh blast what the devil do they study, Uh... Latin Class.
Shop Keeper: Sorry kid, I can't sell power tools to minors.
Chris: (Under Stewie's control) Now look here you gord-bellied cod piece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one and... who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change. Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper? Get out of here you hobo. Oh, bloody hell, is this thing still on?